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.Laser
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08-05-2019
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Geralt || S || Austin Copperheads || 1199 TPE ||
Height: 5'11"
Weight: 210
Birthplace: Stare Olesno, Poland
Number: 4
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Regular Season Stats
S38 (MIN): 49 TCK, 1 FF, 1 SCK, 2 INT, 10 PD, 1 TD
DSFL Career: 49 TCK, 1 FF, 1 SCK, 2 INT, 10 PD, 1 TD
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S39 (AUS): 48 TCK, 1 FF, 1 FR, 2 SCK, 3 INT, 7 PD, 66.22% (49/74) CR
S40 (AUS): 70 TCK, 1 FF, 1 FR, 3 SCK, 3 INT, 10 PD, 1 DEF TD, 65.29% (79/121) CR (Pro Bowl)
S41 (AUS): 70 TCK, 1 FF, 1 FR, 5 SCK, 1 INT, 11 PD, 60.16% (77/128) CR
S42 (AUS): 56 TCK, 1 FF, 1 FR, 1 SCK, 7 INT, 14 PD, 1 DEF TD, 66.92% (87/130) CR (2nd Team All Pro)
S43 (AUS): 74 TCK, 1 FF, 3 SCK, 5 INT, 11 PD, 4 DEF TD, 63.03% (75/119) (Pro Bowl, 1st Team All Pro)
S44 (AUS):
ISFL Career: 318 TCK, 5 FF, 4 FR, 14 SCK, 19 INT, 53 PD, 6 DEF TD, 64.16% (367/572) CR
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DSFL Playoff Stats
S38 (MIN): 2 TCK, 1 PD (lost Conference to KCC)
DSFL Career: 2 TCK, 1 PD
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ISFL Playoff Stats:
S39 (AUS): 3 TCK, 1 SCK, 1 SFTY (lost Wildcard to NOLA)
S40 (AUS): 7 TCK, 2 PD (lost Wildcard to OCO)
S44 (AUS):
ISFL Career: 10 TCK, 2 PD, 1 SCK, 1 SFTY
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Trophy Case/Achievements:
Drafted Round 3, Pick 6 (22 overall) in S39 DSFL Draft to Minnesota Grey Ducks
Drafted Round 2, Pick 1 (15 overall) in S39 ISFL Draft to Austin Copperheads
S40: Selected to Pro Bowl as safety (9/14)
S42: Selected to 2nd team All-Pro as Safety
S43: Selected to Pro Bowl as safety
S43: Selected to 1st team All-Pro as Safety
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Dexter Zaylren || QB || Honolulu Hahalua || 1540 PEAK ||
Height: 6'5"
Weight: 240
Birthplace: Niagara Falls, CA
Number: 6
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Regular Season Stats
S27 (BBB): 207/419 (49.4%), 2462 yards, 15 TD, 10 INT, 69.7 QBR
S28 (BBB): 277/466 (59.4%). 3462 yards, 29 TD, 16 INT, 89 QBR
S29 (BBB): 292/541 (54%), 3052 yards, 20 TD, 17 INT, 69.8 QB
S30 (BBB): 341/554 (61.6%), 4430 yards, 33 TD, 13 INT, 96 QBR
DSFL Career: 1117/1980 (56.4%), 13,406 yards, 97 TD, 56 INT, 81.9 QBR
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S31 (BER): 386/589 (65.5%), 4476 yards, 31 TD, 10 INT, 98.8 QBR (OROY)
S32 (BER): 349/541 (64.5%), 4228 yards, 35 TD, 5 INT, 106.1 QBR (QBotY, MOP, MVP, Pro Bowl, All Pro (U))
S33 (BER): 323/482 (67.0%), 3517 yards, 23 TD, 9 INT, 96.5 QBR
S34 (HON): 384/587 (65.4%), 4423 yards, 29 TD, 21 INT, 89.6 QBR (OperOTY)
S35 (HON): 358/551 (65%), 4130 yards, 34 TD, 9 INT, 101.2 QBR (Pro Bowl)
S36 (HON): 306/491 (62.3%), 3334 yards, 31 TD, 10 INT, 94.9 QBR (Pro Bowl)
ISFL Career: 2106/3241 (65.5%), 24,108 yards, 183 TD, 64 INT, 97.8 QBR
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DSFL Playoff Stats
S28 (BBB): 34/50 (68%), 402 yards, 0 TD, 0 INT, 92.2 QBR
DSFL Career: 34/50 (68%), 402 yards, 0 TD, 0 INT, 92.2 QBR
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ISFL Playoff Stats:
S32 (BER): 61/101 (60.4%), 740 yards, 5 TD, 3 INT, 87.1 QBR (lost Ultimus XXXII to New York)
S34 (HON): 62/80 (77.5%), 722 yards, 7 TD, 2 INT, 123.0 QBR (lost Ultimus XXXIV to Chicago)
S35 (HON): 42/65 (64.6%), 416 yards, 3 TD, 0 INT, 98 QBR (Won Ultimus XXXV vs Baltimore)
S36 (HON): 45/75 (60%), 494 yards, 6 TD, 1 INT, 100.6 QBR (Won Ultimus XXXVI vs Sarasota)
ISFL Career: 210/321 (65.4%), 2372 yards, 18 TD, 6 INT, 98.3 QBR
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Trophy Case/Achievements:
Drafted Round 1, Pick 8 (8 overall) in S28 DSFL Draft to Bondi Beach Buccaneers
Drafted Round 2, Pick 5 (19 overall) in S28 ISFL Draft to Berlin Fire Salamanders
S27 DSFL Pro Bowler (BBB)
S28 DSFL Pro Bowler (BBB)
S30 DSFL Pro Bowler (BBB)
Called up from Bondi Beach to Berlin for the S31 season
S31 ISFL Offensive Rookie of the Year
S32 ISFL Most Valuable Player
S32 ISFL Most Outstanding Player
S32 ISFL Quarterback of the Year
S32 Pro Bowler (Unanimous)
S32 1st Team All-Pro (Unanimous)
Traded from Berlin to Honolulu prior to S34 season
S34 Offensive Performance of the Year - 31/39 (79.5%), 434 yards, 5 TD, 0 INT, 152.6 QBR
S35 Ultimus Champion with Honolulu Hahalua
S35 Pro Bowler (2)
S36 Ultimus Champion (2) with Honolulu Hahalua
S36 Pro Bowler (3)
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Korrin Abernathy || CB || OCO || 1404 PEAK || 1698 TPE||
Height: 5'11"
Weight: 210
Birthplace: Detroit, MI
Number: 31
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Regular Season Stats
S17 (DSFL) (KCC) 103 TKL, 3 TFL, 1 PD (S)
S18 (OCO) 68 TKL, 7 PD, 1 INT, 1 TD
S19 (OCO) 55 TKL, 13 PD, 2 INT, 1 BLK FG, 1TD
S20 (OCO) 48 TKL, 15 PD, 3 INT, 1 TD
S21 (OCO) 73 TKL, 3 TFL, 2 SCK, 1 FF, 1 FR, 3 PD, 1 INT
S22 (OCO) 53 TKL, 7 SCK, 1 PD
S23 (OCO) 49 TKL, 5 INT, 24 PD 1 TD
S24 (OCO) 55 TKL, 2 INT, 19 PD, 1 FR
S25 (OCO) 69 TKL, 2 INT, 18 PD
S26 (OCO) 71 TKL, 3 TFL, 1 SCK, 1 FF, 23 PD, 1 INT
Career: 542 TKL, 17 INT, 125 PD, 2 FF, 2 FR, 10 SCK, 4 TD, 1 BLK FG
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Playoff Stats
S17 (DSFL) (KCC) 8 TKL, 1TFL
S18 (OCO) 5 TKL
S19 (OCO) 9 TKL, 1 PD
S20 (OCO) 7 TKL
S21 (OCO) 9 TKL, 1 SCK
S22 (OCO) 17 TKL, 2 SCK
S23 (OCO) 3 TKL, 2 INT, 5 PD, 1 TD
S24 (OCO) 10 TKL, 1 INT, 5 PD
S25 (OCO) 4 TKL, 1 INT, 1 PF, 1 FF
S26 (OCO) 5 TKL
Career: 69 TKL, 4 INT, 12 PD, 1 FF, 3 SCK, 1 TD
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Trophy Case/Achievements:
Drafted 16OA in S17 DSFL Draft
Drafted 9OA in S18 NSFL Draft
XVIII, XIX Ultimus Champion
S23 Pro Bowler
S23 CBOTY
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Is a hot dog a sandwich? Yes
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Easton Morshiken || GM || OCO/BER || .663 || HoF
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GENERAL MANAGER HALL OF FAME - CLASS OF S28
Regular Season Record
Orange County Otters: 86-42
S18: 10-3
S19: 9-4
S20: 7-6
S21: 10-3
S22: 10-3
S23: 11-5
S24: 9-7
S25: 11-5
S26: 9-7
Berlin Fire Salamanders: 20-12
S32: 11-5
S33: 9-7
Career: 106-54
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Playoff Record
7-6 (OCO)
2-1 (BER)
9-7 (career)
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Trophy Case/Achievements:
Ultimus XVIII Champion
Ultimus XIX Champion
Inducted into the General Manager Hall of Fame[/option[
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.Laser's awards.
04-11-2023
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08:23 AM
S40 User HoF Class
There was no reason specified.
07-01-2022
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10:27 AM
S29 General Manager HoF Class
There was no reason specified.
01-05-2022
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02:21 PM
S32 ISFL Most Dedicated Member
There was no reason specified.
01-06-2022
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03:52 AM
S32 MVP
There was no reason specified.
07-01-2022
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08:14 AM
S32 ISFL Most Outstanding Player
There was no reason specified.
12-17-2024
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04:06 PM
S51 Ultimus
There was no reason specified.
01-12-2024
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11:51 PM
S45 Ultimus
There was no reason specified.
08-06-2022
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08:12 AM
S36 Ultimus
There was no reason specified.
06-16-2022
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S35 Ultimus
There was no reason specified.
01-20-2021
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S19 Ultimus
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01-20-2021
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S18 Ultimus
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Geralt || S || Austin Copperheads || 1199 TPE ||
Height: 5'11"
Weight: 210
Birthplace: Stare Olesno, Poland
Number: 4
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Regular Season Stats
S38 (MIN): 49 TCK, 1 FF, 1 SCK, 2 INT, 10 PD, 1 TD
DSFL Career: 49 TCK, 1 FF, 1 SCK, 2 INT, 10 PD, 1 TD
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S39 (AUS): 48 TCK, 1 FF, 1 FR, 2 SCK, 3 INT, 7 PD, 66.22% (49/74) CR
S40 (AUS): 70 TCK, 1 FF, 1 FR, 3 SCK, 3 INT, 10 PD, 1 DEF TD, 65.29% (79/121) CR (Pro Bowl)
S41 (AUS): 70 TCK, 1 FF, 1 FR, 5 SCK, 1 INT, 11 PD, 60.16% (77/128) CR
S42 (AUS): 56 TCK, 1 FF, 1 FR, 1 SCK, 7 INT, 14 PD, 1 DEF TD, 66.92% (87/130) CR (2nd Team All Pro)
S43 (AUS): 74 TCK, 1 FF, 3 SCK, 5 INT, 11 PD, 4 DEF TD, 63.03% (75/119) (Pro Bowl, 1st Team All Pro)
S44 (AUS):
ISFL Career: 318 TCK, 5 FF, 4 FR, 14 SCK, 19 INT, 53 PD, 6 DEF TD, 64.16% (367/572) CR
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DSFL Playoff Stats
S38 (MIN): 2 TCK, 1 PD (lost Conference to KCC)
DSFL Career: 2 TCK, 1 PD
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ISFL Playoff Stats:
S39 (AUS): 3 TCK, 1 SCK, 1 SFTY (lost Wildcard to NOLA)
S40 (AUS): 7 TCK, 2 PD (lost Wildcard to OCO)
S44 (AUS):
ISFL Career: 10 TCK, 2 PD, 1 SCK, 1 SFTY
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Trophy Case/Achievements:
Drafted Round 3, Pick 6 (22 overall) in S39 DSFL Draft to Minnesota Grey Ducks
Drafted Round 2, Pick 1 (15 overall) in S39 ISFL Draft to Austin Copperheads
S40: Selected to Pro Bowl as safety (9/14)
S42: Selected to 2nd team All-Pro as Safety
S43: Selected to Pro Bowl as safety
S43: Selected to 1st team All-Pro as Safety
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Dexter Zaylren || QB || Honolulu Hahalua || 1540 PEAK ||
Height: 6'5"
Weight: 240
Birthplace: Niagara Falls, CA
Number: 6
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Regular Season Stats
S27 (BBB): 207/419 (49.4%), 2462 yards, 15 TD, 10 INT, 69.7 QBR
S28 (BBB): 277/466 (59.4%). 3462 yards, 29 TD, 16 INT, 89 QBR
S29 (BBB): 292/541 (54%), 3052 yards, 20 TD, 17 INT, 69.8 QB
S30 (BBB): 341/554 (61.6%), 4430 yards, 33 TD, 13 INT, 96 QBR
DSFL Career: 1117/1980 (56.4%), 13,406 yards, 97 TD, 56 INT, 81.9 QBR
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S31 (BER): 386/589 (65.5%), 4476 yards, 31 TD, 10 INT, 98.8 QBR (OROY)
S32 (BER): 349/541 (64.5%), 4228 yards, 35 TD, 5 INT, 106.1 QBR (QBotY, MOP, MVP, Pro Bowl, All Pro (U))
S33 (BER): 323/482 (67.0%), 3517 yards, 23 TD, 9 INT, 96.5 QBR
S34 (HON): 384/587 (65.4%), 4423 yards, 29 TD, 21 INT, 89.6 QBR (OperOTY)
S35 (HON): 358/551 (65%), 4130 yards, 34 TD, 9 INT, 101.2 QBR (Pro Bowl)
S36 (HON): 306/491 (62.3%), 3334 yards, 31 TD, 10 INT, 94.9 QBR (Pro Bowl)
ISFL Career: 2106/3241 (65.5%), 24,108 yards, 183 TD, 64 INT, 97.8 QBR
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DSFL Playoff Stats
S28 (BBB): 34/50 (68%), 402 yards, 0 TD, 0 INT, 92.2 QBR
DSFL Career: 34/50 (68%), 402 yards, 0 TD, 0 INT, 92.2 QBR
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ISFL Playoff Stats:
S32 (BER): 61/101 (60.4%), 740 yards, 5 TD, 3 INT, 87.1 QBR (lost Ultimus XXXII to New York)
S34 (HON): 62/80 (77.5%), 722 yards, 7 TD, 2 INT, 123.0 QBR (lost Ultimus XXXIV to Chicago)
S35 (HON): 42/65 (64.6%), 416 yards, 3 TD, 0 INT, 98 QBR (Won Ultimus XXXV vs Baltimore)
S36 (HON): 45/75 (60%), 494 yards, 6 TD, 1 INT, 100.6 QBR (Won Ultimus XXXVI vs Sarasota)
ISFL Career: 210/321 (65.4%), 2372 yards, 18 TD, 6 INT, 98.3 QBR
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Trophy Case/Achievements:
Drafted Round 1, Pick 8 (8 overall) in S28 DSFL Draft to Bondi Beach Buccaneers
Drafted Round 2, Pick 5 (19 overall) in S28 ISFL Draft to Berlin Fire Salamanders
S27 DSFL Pro Bowler (BBB)
S28 DSFL Pro Bowler (BBB)
S30 DSFL Pro Bowler (BBB)
Called up from Bondi Beach to Berlin for the S31 season
S31 ISFL Offensive Rookie of the Year
S32 ISFL Most Valuable Player
S32 ISFL Most Outstanding Player
S32 ISFL Quarterback of the Year
S32 Pro Bowler (Unanimous)
S32 1st Team All-Pro (Unanimous)
Traded from Berlin to Honolulu prior to S34 season
S34 Offensive Performance of the Year - 31/39 (79.5%), 434 yards, 5 TD, 0 INT, 152.6 QBR
S35 Ultimus Champion with Honolulu Hahalua
S35 Pro Bowler (2)
S36 Ultimus Champion (2) with Honolulu Hahalua
S36 Pro Bowler (3)
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Korrin Abernathy || CB || OCO || 1404 PEAK || 1698 TPE||
Height: 5'11"
Weight: 210
Birthplace: Detroit, MI
Number: 31
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Regular Season Stats
S17 (DSFL) (KCC) 103 TKL, 3 TFL, 1 PD (S)
S18 (OCO) 68 TKL, 7 PD, 1 INT, 1 TD
S19 (OCO) 55 TKL, 13 PD, 2 INT, 1 BLK FG, 1TD
S20 (OCO) 48 TKL, 15 PD, 3 INT, 1 TD
S21 (OCO) 73 TKL, 3 TFL, 2 SCK, 1 FF, 1 FR, 3 PD, 1 INT
S22 (OCO) 53 TKL, 7 SCK, 1 PD
S23 (OCO) 49 TKL, 5 INT, 24 PD 1 TD
S24 (OCO) 55 TKL, 2 INT, 19 PD, 1 FR
S25 (OCO) 69 TKL, 2 INT, 18 PD
S26 (OCO) 71 TKL, 3 TFL, 1 SCK, 1 FF, 23 PD, 1 INT
Career: 542 TKL, 17 INT, 125 PD, 2 FF, 2 FR, 10 SCK, 4 TD, 1 BLK FG
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Playoff Stats
S17 (DSFL) (KCC) 8 TKL, 1TFL
S18 (OCO) 5 TKL
S19 (OCO) 9 TKL, 1 PD
S20 (OCO) 7 TKL
S21 (OCO) 9 TKL, 1 SCK
S22 (OCO) 17 TKL, 2 SCK
S23 (OCO) 3 TKL, 2 INT, 5 PD, 1 TD
S24 (OCO) 10 TKL, 1 INT, 5 PD
S25 (OCO) 4 TKL, 1 INT, 1 PF, 1 FF
S26 (OCO) 5 TKL
Career: 69 TKL, 4 INT, 12 PD, 1 FF, 3 SCK, 1 TD
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Trophy Case/Achievements:
Drafted 16OA in S17 DSFL Draft
Drafted 9OA in S18 NSFL Draft
XVIII, XIX Ultimus Champion
S23 Pro Bowler
S23 CBOTY
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Is a hot dog a sandwich? Yes
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Easton Morshiken || GM || OCO/BER || .663 || HoF
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GENERAL MANAGER HALL OF FAME - CLASS OF S28
Regular Season Record
Orange County Otters: 86-42
S18: 10-3
S19: 9-4
S20: 7-6
S21: 10-3
S22: 10-3
S23: 11-5
S24: 9-7
S25: 11-5
S26: 9-7
Berlin Fire Salamanders: 20-12
S32: 11-5
S33: 9-7
Career: 106-54
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Playoff Record
7-6 (OCO)
2-1 (BER)
9-7 (career)
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Trophy Case/Achievements:
Ultimus XVIII Champion
Ultimus XIX Champion
Inducted into the General Manager Hall of Fame[/option[
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.Laser's awards.
04-11-2023
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08:23 AM
S40 User HoF Class
There was no reason specified.
07-01-2022
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10:27 AM
S29 General Manager HoF Class
There was no reason specified.
01-05-2022
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02:21 PM
S32 ISFL Most Dedicated Member
There was no reason specified.
01-06-2022
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03:52 AM
S32 MVP
There was no reason specified.
07-01-2022
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08:14 AM
S32 ISFL Most Outstanding Player
There was no reason specified.
12-17-2024
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04:06 PM
S51 Ultimus
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01-12-2024
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11:51 PM
S45 Ultimus
There was no reason specified.
08-06-2022
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08:12 AM
S36 Ultimus
There was no reason specified.
06-16-2022
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03:43 PM
S35 Ultimus
There was no reason specified.
01-20-2021
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02:10 PM
S19 Ultimus
There was no reason specified.
01-20-2021
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02:10 PM
S18 Ultimus
There was no reason specified.