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*Ranking DSFL Cities based on strip clubs - LimJahey - 03-09-2020
Hello, today I will bring some absolutely fire content by ranking all of the DSFL cities based upon the average rating of the strip clubs in said cities. I will be using Google maps as my rating tool. Some rules will be 1. All strip clubs, including Male starring strip clubs will be counted, clubs that have poles, but are not considered strip clubs do not count. 2. If there is a new club with low amounts of ratings, I will not count it in. 3. I will consider close towns, like Myrtle Beach and North Myrtle Beach together.
1.Tijuana: 4.2* Average. 3 clubs total
t2. Portland: 3.7* Average. 42 clubs total
t2.Dallas: 3.7* Average. 23 clubs total
t2.Norfolk: 3.7* Average. 15 clubs total
t5.London: 3.5* Average. 32 clubs total
t5. Minnesota: 3.5* Average. 22 clubs total
t5.Kansas City: 3.5* Average. 17 clubs total
8. Myrtle Beach: 3.4* Average. 5 clubs totalIn conclusion, it seems as though Tijuana has a motto of "Quality over Quantity", but they've taken it to an extreme measure. Minnesota as a state only has 22 strip clubs, and Myrtle Beach just fucking sucks. Looks like the Tijuana Luchadores will be the champions based upon the strip club ratings. Anyways thank you for taking the time to read and evalutate my pointless post!
-Vonterious Darnell-Beckett Hayes
*Ranking DSFL Cities based on strip clubs - Wombat - 03-09-2020
Can confirm.
*Ranking DSFL Cities based on strip clubs - FleshBagSoup - 03-09-2020
Yes, ignore sample size. We have the best clubs.
*Ranking DSFL Cities based on strip clubs - Skyline - 03-09-2020
James Harden just demanded that the Houston Rockets trade him to Tijuana
*Ranking DSFL Cities based on strip clubs - SwankyPants31 - 03-10-2020
This is the only power ranking that matters
*Ranking DSFL Cities based on strip clubs - BadLck - 03-10-2020
Cant wait for our away game in Tijuana
*Ranking DSFL Cities based on strip clubs - retrospace111 - 03-10-2020
PORTLAND UP THERE AGAIN
*Ranking DSFL Cities based on strip clubs - Jay_Doctor - 03-10-2020
Don't need to see a dozen crappy strip clubs, just a couple good ones
*Ranking DSFL Cities based on strip clubs - HalfEatenOnionBagel - 03-10-2020
HARD.HITTING.ANALYSIS
*Ranking DSFL Cities based on strip clubs - LimJahey - 03-10-2020
(03-10-2020, 08:19 AM)Jay_Doctor Wrote:Don't need to see a dozen crappy strip clubs, just a couple good ones
Well next time you're in London go to Platinum Lace. It was the highest rated out of all the Clubs