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*S7 Awards Show - Jiggly_333 - 05-29-2018
Begin your moderate hype.
![[Image: 07e.gif]](http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/251/640/07e.gif)
*S7 Awards Show - timeconsumer - 05-29-2018
(05-29-2018, 10:29 PM)Fire-Bred Wrote:Damn you build lawnmowers
Probably means overhaul one.
*S7 Awards Show - Ramero - 05-29-2018
Oooooh awards wow
*S7 Awards Show - Jiggly_333 - 05-29-2018
Henlo and welcome to this season’s award show. We’ve already passed the one year anniversary of this league’s creation by Ballerstorm, but we are closing in on the eve of the anniversary of the first season. As some of you may have seen, I was pretty pissed at the Awards Committee for their lack-luster help with actually making these awards readable, so this is going to be a very anti-establishmentarian round of awards. But really, who can tell the difference with me?
![[Image: 87K80_s-200x150.gif]](https://m.popkey.co/3b5fbb/87K80_s-200x150.gif)
Anyways, thanks to @iamslm22 for some hastily found stats to tag onto the winners.
And here we go!
*S7 Awards Show - Jiggly_333 - 05-29-2018
We start, as we always do, with the best single-game performance of the season. One thing I’ve always found throughout the year is that we almost always only ever have QBs. Earlier on we had defensive performances like JBear’s big game and Jayce Tuck before he got disgraced. So in that same fashion, we have two QBs who had an exceptional game, because apparently defense isn’t as important anymore.
Those receiving votes were:
QB Mike Boss in Week 3: 25/45, 445 yds, 7 TD, 0 INT
QB Mat Akselsen in Week 12: 378 Pass Yards, 2 Pass TDs, 112 Rush Yards, 1 Rush TD
*S7 Awards Show - Jiggly_333 - 05-29-2018
And the winner is:
with 8 votes
MIKE BOSS!
@JBLAZE_THE_BOSS
![[Image: tom-brady-is-pumped-about-blowout-of-ind...onship.gif]](https://usatthebiglead.files.wordpress.com/2015/01/tom-brady-is-pumped-about-blowout-of-indianapolis-afc-championship.gif)
Honestly, there’s no surprise here, Mike Boss wins everything.
*S7 Awards Show - Jiggly_333 - 05-29-2018
Up next is the Special Teams. Never understood why we never had a returner of the year, but I guess whatever the people want, am I right? We’ve got punters now and that’s the important part of special teams. These guys, do the thing that I always say they do: give field position and shit. Let’s see who cares!
Those receiving votes were:
Brad T. Madlad
Iyea Blewitt
Stephen Harris
Micycle McCormick*S7 Awards Show - Jiggly_333 - 05-29-2018
Looks like the committee fucked up because they said:
with 5 votes
IYEA BLEWITT
@Rabidsponge21
I always use Ray Guy when it comes to punters, so here’s Buddy Guy instead:
![[Image: 0MdPZqW.gif]](https://i.imgur.com/0MdPZqW.gif)
The numbers he put up this season was an average of 48.9 yards per punt on 111 punts, with 7 inside the twenty, and a long of 69 yards (nice).
*S7 Awards Show - Daybe - 05-29-2018
FAKE NEWS
*S7 Awards Show - Jiggly_333 - 05-29-2018
Now for the more important position. The one that holds the balance of the team’s life in his hands. And also the one that wants to get an extra point if they can get it through the uprights on a kickoff. Anyway, one of the things I’ve learned going into my next character, a kicker, is to never be active. Everyone knows that people like Raven and Run are super active, but they’ve apparently got too much TPE to be good. They’re not even on this list!
Those receiving votes were:
Stephen Harris Brad T. Madlad Micycle McCormick