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Dear San Jose - daBenchwarmer - 12-02-2017
(12-02-2017, 12:37 PM)bovovovo Wrote:To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Hunt/Jarden. His strengths are extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of simulation physics most of his skills will go over a typical NSFL player’s head.
There's also @daBenchwarmer's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The Wraiths understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Hunt/Jarden truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in @daBenchwarmer's existencial catchphrase "fuk u bitch," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as @daBenchwarmer's genius unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools... how I pity them. ????
And yes by the way, I DO have an Ethan Hunt tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 TPE points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.
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Dear San Jose - Bayley - 12-02-2017
I am sorry, your message got intercepted and returned for a touchdown, much like your time in SJ.
Dear San Jose - Kendrick - 12-02-2017
(12-02-2017, 07:42 AM)124715 Wrote:WE fell backwards into the playoffs. We lucked into a 6-0 conference record.Yeah and pigs will be flying at that stage
@Kendrick your sig is and always will be great unless the Hawks somehow manage to win an Ultimus)
Dear San Jose - DeathOnReddit - 12-02-2017
(12-01-2017, 06:24 PM)Kendrick Wrote:Sorry only people with two championship rings can comment for now on.
Im late but only people with 3 ultimus rings can comment now
Dear San Jose - cosbornballboy - 12-02-2017
(12-01-2017, 02:57 PM)daBenchwarmer Wrote:Sorry, should've gave the memo beforehand, but only people who are on playoff teams can reply to this TD. Thanks.
given*
Dear San Jose - bovovovo - 12-02-2017
(12-02-2017, 03:43 PM)cosbornballboy Wrote:given*
We ain't here to sim school
Dear San Jose - Kendrick - 12-02-2017
(12-02-2017, 01:32 PM)DeathOnReddit Wrote:Im late but only people with 3 ultimus rings can comment nowI'm not late, but only people on teams who do create parity in leagues they are commissioner in can comment now.
Dear San Jose - daBenchwarmer - 12-02-2017
(12-02-2017, 05:04 PM)Kendrick Wrote:I'm not late, but only people on teams who do create parity in leagues they are commissioner in can comment now.
Parity? Is that a gosh darn new PT kids are doing these days?
(12-02-2017, 04:43 PM)cosbornballboy Wrote:given*
i've been bamboozled
Dear San Jose - Kendrick - 12-03-2017
(12-02-2017, 04:34 PM)daBenchwarmer Wrote:Parity? Is that a gosh darn new PT kids are doing these days?You wouldn't know, you don't stick around in leagues for the long haul.
Dear San Jose - daBenchwarmer - 12-03-2017
(12-03-2017, 05:47 PM)Kendrick Wrote:You wouldn't know, you don't stick around in leagues for the long haul.
Or I have a life outside of sim leagues