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RE: (S50) PT #4 - MASH-UPS! - OrbitingDeath - 10-02-2024
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RE: (S50) PT #4 - MASH-UPS! - NUCK - 10-02-2024
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RE: (S50) PT #4 - MASH-UPS! - parky - 10-02-2024
Poor Lloyd Bannings has become the ISFL punching bag. In the previous two seasons, he found himself knocked to the turf 67 and 65 times respectively, and is well on his way to matching or exceeding those numbers with 54 sacks so far with 5 games remaining. Nothing would do more to help the Orange County Otters finally get a win than having an offensive line with the strength and technique to push back. With Traffic Cone waiting in the wings, next season's pass protection promises to be at least marginally better. For the purposes of this task, what might help now? What we have here are five otters lining up against all manner of ferocious rhinos, yeti, heck even the sailfish have a weight advantage. What might make the difference? First and foremost, we won't be eliminating the Otter DNA. While the otters are small, they work extremely well together and have been known to function as a military unit in the wild, sometimes battling other gangs of otters in crips and bloods style turf wars. I will take these five otters to the lab and splice their dna with that of the Silverbacks. Superior teamwork combined with the strength and ferocity of a male gorilla? Come at me.
RE: (S50) PT #4 - MASH-UPS! - .Laser - 10-02-2024
I would definitely mash up the New York Silverbacks and the Honolulu Hahalua. Having a massive silverback gorilla suddenly be able to fly underwater while being able to strike sharks with such power and velocity that said sharks fly over a hundred feet into the air is absolutely terrifying. Beyond that, who in their right mind would want to see a gorilla with massive wings meant for underwater travel sitting in a tree staring down at you menacingly? I sure as shit don't. Beyond both of those things, the majesty of both of these animals being at the top of their food chains would mean that this silverback-hahalua would be one of if not the most fearsome predator that the world has ever seen. It could absolutely dominate anything on land or in the water, and perhaps it's only weakness would be poisonous animals that it attempts to eat, or perhaps massive flying birds. To be fair, a kaiju would also likely make short work of it, but then a kaiju would make short work of anything.
RE: (S50) PT #4 - MASH-UPS! - Rydel439 - 10-02-2024
If I had to mash up two team mascots it would be the Baltimore Hawks and the Cape Town Crash. I’d create the Rhino-Hawks — a fusion of speed, strength, mass, and ferocity.
The combination of a hawk and a rhino would create a terrifying visual spectacle. Just imagine a full-grown rhino with wings, talons, and a beak. It would embody the speed and agility of the hawk with the size and power of the rhino, making it a unique and intimidating creature that would be both majestic and unstoppable.
Hawks are known for their speed, with incredible reflexes and the ability to navigate tricky situations mid-flight. This trait translates to lightning-fast players like a quarterback or a wide receiver who can dodge defenders with ease and precision.
Rhinos bring brute force and sheer size, which is perfect for the offensive and defensive line, running backs, and linebackers. This combination would result in a superhuman athlete — fast, nimble, yet nearly impossible to tackle.
These combined players would have the explosive reaction and speed of a hawk (perfect for wide receivers, cornerbacks, or linebackers) mixed with the bulldozing, unmovable nature of a rhino (ideal for linemen or running backs). This athlete could plow through defenses with raw power and evade tackles with hawk-like quickness.
In essence, the Rhino-Hawks would be the ultimate team, pairing relentless offensive power with an impenetrable defense, striking fear into any opponent. They’d soar over the competition while smashing through obstacles, creating a team or player that would dominate the league in all aspects.
The Rhino-Hawks starting lineup would have the ultimate size/speed/athleticism players at every position.
QB - Cam Newton - Size/Speed cheat code in his prime
RB - Derrick Henry - 6'4" 265, need I say more?
FB - Pat Ricard - 6'3" 300, played DT in college
WR - DK Metcalf - 6'4" 235 ran a 4.33 40 yard dash, 27 reps of 225
WR - Calvin Johnson - literally named Megatron
TE - Vernon Davis - 6'3" 250, 4.38 40 yard dash, 33 reps of 225
LT - Trent Williams - 6'5 315, 4.88 40 yard dash
LG - Larry Allen - benched 700 lbs, 43 reps of 225
C - Jason Kelce - one of the most athletic centers in history
RG - Quentin Nelson - absolute steamroller
RT - Tristan Whirfs - once jumped 3'6" vertically up out of a pool
LDE - JJ Watt - Ultimate size speed freak 6'5" 290
RDE - Julius Peppers - 6'6" 285, played college football and basketball at UNC
DT - Aaron Donald - 6'1" 285, 4.68 40, 1st Ballot HOF Game Wrecker
ROLB - James Harrison - nicknamed "Deebo" after one of the nastiest bullies in cinematic history
ILB - Brian Urlacher - played WR in high school, FS in college, and is a HOF NFL linebacker
ILB - Ray Lewis - may or may not have actually killed a guy
LOLB - Myles Garrett - 6'4" 275, wore short sleeves in one game and was immediately drug tested by the NFL.
CB - Brandon Browner - 6'4" 220 Legion of Boom member
CB - Richard Sherman - 6'3" 205 Legion of Boom member
SS - Kam Chancellor - 6'3" 225 nicknamed "Bam Bam Kam"
FS - Bob Sanders - 5'8" 200 - nicknamed "The Eraser" for his punishing hits
P - Steve Weatherford - has appeared on the cover of "Muscle and Fitness Magazine" and looks like he should be a linebacker
K - Joey Slye - played linebacker in high school, homeboy is YOKED UP
RE: (S50) PT #4 - MASH-UPS! - bjkman - 10-02-2024
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RE: (S50) PT #4 - MASH-UPS! - slothfacekilla - 10-02-2024
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RE: (S50) PT #4 - MASH-UPS! - ztarwarz - 10-02-2024
If we're looking for the most broken player possible, the best player would almost certainly have to play on both sides of the ball. They'd have to blend the best parts of their position. Or, failing that, we could combine two players who previously have combined to set records and create unstoppable performances. Therefore, the best combination would be Roquefort Cotswold and Russell Jimmies; Cotswold has been the best CB in the league (or at least has been such without being able to look deeper under the hood yet) and the player who he has undoubtedly hooked up the best with is Jimmies. Jimmies would be able to contribute the speed and broken endurance of a rushing QB, and Cotswold would make it so he could actually connect his passes to his intended target: his other half. All this combo would need to do is make sure to run the right way and not score a safety every time the ball gets into his hands.
RE: (S50) PT #4 - MASH-UPS! - Sizz - 10-03-2024
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RE: (S50) PT #4 - MASH-UPS! - JuOSu - 10-03-2024
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