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*Does Palm Beach Exist? - Hallmonitor_20 - 09-12-2019
After hours of research and studying of the league and I believe that Palm Beach is not a real team or possibly city. First when you look up Palm Beach you get what looks like and island just north of Maimi. Now this would sound normal and prove it's real, however, if you search South Beach it gives you a border that not only surrounds Miami but Palm Beach as well. This leads me to believe that Palm Beach is not a real city but a township inside of South Beach which is what everyone considers to be Miami. Did Lebron say "I'm taking my talents to South Beach" and pack his bags for Palm Beach? No! Why would he? Palm Beach doesn't have any night clubs worth going to or high dollar restaurants. It doesn't even have a Walmart. You know who does? Miami, West Palm Beach (which is a different city), San Antonio, Norfolk, Portland, Kansas City and I'm pretty sure the hell hole of Tijuana has a Walmart.
So why would the DSFL put a team in such a terrible place? Well guess what "Palm Beach" does have? Mar-a-lago. That's right the illustrious club for all the who's who in the world. From Presidents, superstar athletes, and the world's top celebrities. Now the players in Palm Beach don't get to go to Mar-a-lago. They stay in some half rate motel on the outside of town. Do you know why the Solar Bears exist? So the heads of the DSFL can hang out at Mar-a-lago for free. They get to talk about how great they are and how much they are screwing over the players while drinking little bubbly drinks from pineapples.
The league made up this city of Palm Beach so they could get their hands in the pockets of billionaires and they purposely made the team bad that way no one would go to the games to catch them in their lies. Season 15 they almost got busted when Palm Beach upset Tijuana in the playoffs giving them home field advantage for the Ultimini against Portland. The league tried to discredit what the Solar Bears had done since they wer 7-6-1 to Portland's 7-7 but they failed forcing Palm Beach to host. So what did the league heads do? They moved the game to Miami in a way to "Grow the brand". They knew that the sold out crowd ready to watch the Solar Bears murder the Pythons would see the Palm Beach was in fact a cover for the Head Offices vacation spot. Ever since that close call the Solar Bears haven't even sniffed the playoffs, pushing them to the basement of the league to hide their crimes. We now know what you are up to DSFL and your lies will be brought forward for the world to see.
*Does Palm Beach Exist? - ScorpXCracker - 09-12-2019
their team may not be real but their pick are
*Does Palm Beach Exist? - IsaStarcrossed - 09-12-2019
(09-12-2019, 12:36 PM)ScorpXCracker Wrote:their team may not be real but their pick are
Scorp trying to cover this mess up before he loses half of his draft for next season.
*Does Palm Beach Exist? - Sermokala - 09-24-2019
I visted Palm beach once. Can confirm its not a real city and Miami is basicaly the entire area.
Its also worse then Wisconsion, somehow thats a sentence I have to type.