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*The Poopy Pigskin Season 1 - Week 4 - caltroit_red_flames - 12-15-2019
[div align=\\\"center\\\"]The Poopy Pigskin Season 1 - Week 4
Poopy Pigskin Index and Rules - Season Index
After a crushing defeat last week the Baltimore Hawks try to rid themselves of the stinky curse in a bout against the Colorado Yeti.[/div]
Week 4
Game Score:
39 - 24 
Offensive Lineman of the Game: Weal, J. A good game from Weal. 5 pancakes is a good benchmark for a good game. No sacks allowed is of course the most important thing here along without taking any penalties. Protect the QB at all costs and make some pancakes for him to eat in the morning.
Poopy Pigskin Owner Before Game: Baltimore Hawks
Poopy Pigskin Owner After Game: Colorado Yeti
Poopiest Player of the Game: Rodriguez, B. Rodriguez had a really tough game for an offensive lineman. Giving up a sack itself is pretty bad, but taking a 15 yard penalty on top of that is really bad. 3 pancakes are nice but it doesn't make up for the negative effects of what he did during the rest of the game.
Cleanest Wipe of the Game: Speed, D. The moment when Colorado's back was broken was in the final 45 seconds of the 1st quarter when Speed intercepted a pass and ran it to the end zone. After a touchdown, a field goal and a safety all in the same quarter to have it topped off with a pick six was enough to put the Hawks out of reach for the Yeti. The teams would keep pace with each other for the rest of the game but Speed was the reason the Yeti couldn't catch up in this one.
The Story of the Dump: This game was all Baltimore at the start. A touchdown, a safety, a field goal and an interception for a touchdown. Neither Colorado's offense nor defense had an answer for them in the first quarter. Maybe it was Baltimore's frustration with the Poopy Pigskin that was cause for the burst of energy at the start of the game. Whatever the reason the Yeti couldn't claw back in the other three quarters.
[div align=\\\"center\\\"]The Poopiest Teams in the NSFL
The Baltimore Hawks have had enough of the Poopy Pigskin and punt it to the Colorado Yeti for the first time the Yeti will have to endure the wretched ball. The Hawks however still sit atop the list of the Poopiest Teams in the NSFL.
Baltimore Hawks - 2
Arizona Outlaws - 1
Colorado Yeti - 1
Orange County Otters - 1
San Jose Sabercats - 0
Yellowknife Wraiths - 0
The Longest Shit Thus Far
2 Games - Baltimore Hawks S1 - Week 2
S1 - Week 3
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