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*The Poopy Pigskin Season 1 - Week 6 - caltroit_red_flames - 12-17-2019
[div align=\\\"center\\\"]The Poopy Pigskin Season 1 - Week 6
Poopy Pigskin Index and Rules - Season Index
After becoming tied for the Poopiest Team in the NSFL with the Baltimore Hawks the Orange County Otters are here to rid themselves of the terrible curse in a match against the Yellowknife Wraiths. Will the Poopy Pigskin move back to the NSFC tonight?
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Week 6
Game Score:
16 - 13 
Offensive Lineman of the Game: Hamilton, C. Orange County up and down the line just outclassed the Yellowknife Wraiths. Winchester had 7 pancakes and Hamilton had 9, neither recording a single penalty or sack allowed. This was a game for the ages for Hamilton who dummied every defensive lineman who dared to step toward his QB.
Poopy Pigskin Owner Before Game: Orange County Otters
Poopy Pigskin Owner After Game: Orange County Otters
Poopiest Player of the Game: Orange County's Defense You won't see this happen often, but I don't think there's any other way to put it. Up 13 to 3 going into the 4th quarter all Orange County had to do was retain the lead. The offense could have put some more numbers on the board but as far as I'm concerned they had already done their job by this point. A 10 point lead should be enough to take it home in the 4th quarter. Unfortunately for the Otters the defense allowed two touchdowns in the final 15 minutes to lose the game by 3. Just a poopy performance by all of them.
Cleanest Wipe of the Game: Wright O. Wright of the Orange County Otters put the offense on his back in this one. Other than Hamilton who won OLotG I don't think another player even comes close to deserving this award. Through 14 touches Wright averaged 8.1 yards for a total of 113 yards. Orange County's coach would have done well to realize that Wright was having a great game just allowed him to run the ball whenever he wanted.
The Story of the Dump: Orange County was able to hold the Yellowknife Wraiths to just 3 points in the first three quarters while putting up 13 points. Unfortunately for them both the offense and the defense collapsed to give Yellowknife the victory after they put up 13 of their own points in the 4th quarter to win by 3. This is testament to sticking with a game even if hope seems lost. Orange County on the other hand got the shits out of nowhere in the 4th quarter and couldn't make it to the bathroom so they let it out on the field.
[div align=\\\"center\\\"]The Poopiest Teams in the NSFL
The Orange County Otters lose their 3rd Poopy Pigskin game to become the sole possessors of the Poopiest Team in the NSFL. Yellowknife stays untouched by the smelly football as well as San Jose. Congrats you Otters! They also are now tied with the Baltimore Hawks for the Longest Shit Thus Far with 2 consecutive losses in weeks 5 and 6. We'll see what happens next week. Will they become the sole possessor of the longest Poopy Pigskin losing streak as well? To make it spicier next week is a rematch between Orange County and Yellowknife. Stay tuned!
Orange County Otters - 3
Baltimore Hawks - 2
Arizona Outlaws - 1
Colorado Yeti - 1
San Jose Sabercats - 0
Yellowknife Wraiths - 0
The Longest Shit Thus Far
2 Games - Baltimore Hawks S1 - Week 2
S1 - Week 3
2 Games - Orange County Otters S1 - Week 5
S1 - Week 6
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*The Poopy Pigskin Season 1 - Week 6 - caltroit_red_flames - 12-18-2019
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