Christian Adams - FACE THE FACTS

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Christian Adams - FACE THE FACTS - TheRealBK - 07-08-2017

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- Christian Adams was born in Gainsville, Georgia to parents Mary-Sue and Frank Adams. They didn't live any important lives, but we thought you should know.

- Christian was never bullied in school - he actually never had anyone speak to him because of the fact that Christian already had facial hair at the age of 9, and that scared the other classmates.

- Christian is not Roman Catholic. He is Non-Religious.

- He finished high school with a B- in Japanese. He can sorta speak a few sentences.

- He was given a half-ride at Ohio State due to pity. He wouldn't stop leaving messages at the front office saying 'That Christian Adams Guy looks pretty decent. Sign him.'

- Christian Adams once had a near-Chuck Norris experience.

- Once his career started in Ohio State, his first three plays were all sacks.

- Christian Adams likes long walks on the beach, despite hating sand.

- Christian Adams owns a horse named Justice. He once handed Justice to a dirty hobo trying to masturbate in public.

- Christian Adams is just like every other man, and only searches from one porn website.

- Christian Adams had a fluke good season, and now teams in the NSFL want him for some reason. Expect a bust of a career for him, he's got very little personality upside, this writer never took time to watch any of his games.

Christian Adams - FACE THE FACTS - SimmerDownBruhh - 07-08-2017

Curt Hawkins = Future WWE Champion

#FaceTheFacts

Christian Adams - FACE THE FACTS - Admin - 07-09-2017

Draft this man.

Christian Adams - FACE THE FACTS - 7hawk77 - 07-09-2017

This is amazing.

Christian Adams - FACE THE FACTS - 124715 - 07-09-2017

Dermot was first

Christian Adams - FACE THE FACTS - TheRealBK - 07-09-2017

(07-09-2017, 09:43 AM)124715 Wrote:Dermot was first

In a hot dog eating contest, maybe.

Christian Adams - FACE THE FACTS - 124715 - 07-09-2017

(07-09-2017, 12:52 PM)TheRealBK Wrote:In a hot dog eating contest, maybe.

Well, the more hot dogs you eat, the less mobile you are, the worse of a player you are B) :ph34r: