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*Vequain Seen Leaving Store with Only Toilet Paper - Sutj - 03-17-2020
We've only seen the new rookie WR Friedrich Vequain out and about once, and it was a strange interview, to say the least. However, just last night one of our reporters managed to spot Vequain leaving the supermarket. Many people are stocking up in anticipation that the coronavirus will spread and force families into isolation, choosing to stock up on canned foods, bottled water, etc. However, Vequain was an outlier, leaving the store with the last rolls of toilet paper left. Have a look at the transcript of our quick exchange with Vequain below:
Reporter: Hi Friedrich, good to see you again! So you're stocking up as well, are you?
Vequain: No. This is an offering.
Reporter: Oh? How do you mean?
Vequain: I mean that this toilet paper is an offering to my best and only friend Thomas Passman.
Reporter: You mean a gift then? And that's a bit of an odd gift wouldn't you say?
Vequain: This is an offering to my best and only friend Thomas Passman.
Reporter: Oh okay then. But wh-
*Vequain sprints away, clutching the toilet paper rolls to his chest as if they were babies*
Yet another odd exchange with Friedrich Vequain. However, once again there seems to be nothing to worry about, and we can already see the bond and friendship Vequain and Passman share, even in such little time. We hope to chat with Vequain again sometime soon.
*Vequain Seen Leaving Store with Only Toilet Paper - FleshBagSoup - 03-17-2020
Vequain and Passman are such good friends ????