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*BEEF BUCKETS - Dropology - 03-17-2020
BEEF BUCKETS Be going crazy with all that weight and speed, he is any QB or RBs nightmare! Have you ever seen a cow so hungry that it stampedes over anything in its sight thats BEEF BUCKETS for you! We seen this man fight Jameis Winston for that crab that he stole! Thats a Dub your gonna love BEEF BUCKETS because it rolls of the tip of your tongue BB! Only picked LSU because he there was good cooking there! He didn't even mean to win the championship until he heard about that white house meal and that there might be McDonald's there. BEEF BUCKETS makes the offensive line look like little boys as he bulldozes through all the baby back bitches over! and slaps your QB with the hardests of hits that it would make his momma fear that she might die! So tell me who side of the ball do you want him on? yours or your opponents.
In high-school this big hunk of beef went to fern-creek. Didnt make a name for himself until his sophomore year, when he had a break out season where had 32 sacks on the season and 54 tackles for loss and 5 force fumbles and 2 recoveries. the offers came rolling in! he turned down the offer from Alabama immediately because whats there to do in Alabama, LSU offered Cajun food and who hates Food? NOT BEEF BUCKETS! In highschool he started the pre-game ritual where he rubs barbecue all over his Pectorals and ass crack!
When he got to college at LSU he had a career for the books! the man had a 3.01 GPA and a nasty spin move that no one could stop! We expect great things from Beef Bucktes! hopefully a Future Hall of Famer and also your moms new boyfriend! Welcome to the league Big Boy!
*BEEF BUCKETS - Thor - 03-17-2020
(03-17-2020, 07:33 PM)Dropology Wrote:! We expect great things from Beef Bucktes!
I for one, am disappointed you misspelled this legendary name, and did not do it justice by capitalising the whole name one last time.
*BEEF BUCKETS - RotticusScott - 03-18-2020
Beef Buckets do be Beefy doe