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*Broken Bot Breaks - loco - 03-25-2020
Tijuana, Baja California - Broken Bot, the recently signed robotic wide receiver, has been reported as completely broken during practice. The Bot, who has not received a firmware update since its creation, broke down after being ignored by his quarter back in live practice. Reports say that Broken Bot began to loudly say "EXTERMINATE... QUARTER BACKS... EXTERMINATE... QUARTER BACKS... EXTERMINATE... QUARTER BACKS... EXTERMINATE... QUARTER BACKS... EXTERMINATE... QUARTER BACKS... EXTERMINATE... QUARTER BACKS...". It then charged Ben Slothlisberger, who finally broke the Bot by finally passing to it.
The creators of Broken Bot said it's parts would be recycled for a new robotic player within the next week. A spokesperson for Loco Motives Robotics said "It will probably be done... whenever the trade deadline passes".
Unfortunately, the quarter back was unharmed.