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We are Stego-Serious - Mooty99 - 08-05-2020
Austin is delight to extend the super star corner, the sim testing dinosaur, the southern gent.
Colt Mendoza (@iStegosauruz)
S25 - $3m*
S26 - $3m* PO
*NTC on both years
Clauses:
1. iStegosauruz is legally tamperable for the entirety of the contract.
2. "Kyle Idlewyld Clause" - At any point if iStegosauruz finds himself not on the same team as Kyle Idlewyld he can void the remainder of his contract at the end of the season.
3. If Austin wins an Ultimus during the length of this contract while iStegosauruz is on the team he will be allowed to adopt a puppy to keep him company in the sim-testing basement (i.e. prison).
4. The sim-testing basement shall be equipped with diet mountain dew and gummy words at all time.
5. iStegosauruz shall get a custom role with a color of his choosing in the Austin Locker Room.
RE: We are Stego-Serious - iStegosauruz - 08-05-2020
Accept! I can finally get rid of this godforsaken purple, stalk Kyle more, and get other team's hopes up. A dream come true.
RE: We are Stego-Serious - White Cornerback - 08-05-2020
not this cocksucker
RE: We are Stego-Serious - iStegosauruz - 08-05-2020
(08-05-2020, 09:46 AM)White Cornerback Wrote: not this cocksucker
Yes this cocksucker
RE: We are Stego-Serious - Bayley - 08-05-2020
(08-05-2020, 07:32 AM)Mooty99 Wrote: 4. The sim-testing basement shall be equipped with diet mountain dew and gummy words at all time.
Can we get clarification on what is considered a gummy word?
RE: We are Stego-Serious - 124715 - 08-17-2020
Processed