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*The Pancake House #3 - TMosura - 08-25-2020

Okay, okay, okay. I know. I'm late. Look, my agent's already hounding me on making a new Pancake House for last week until I got the doubleheader and I was completely wasted by the end of said week. Now I'm making my due, alright? Please don't leave me, dear Agent? Okay? Well, my agent just said "no" as long as I keep my performance and stock up, so I think that's good news. Okay, where to begin?

Let's see... oh yeah, Week 2. Let's say the Ducks were massacred, to say the least. The defense went flawless, while on the offense? It's Ramza doing Ramza things, coupled with Skrills and Rogers pounding that rush. Yer boi here got 3 pancakes, most of that match. How giddy! The defense? Someone, please tell Rucker or the rest of the defense to have mercy on that Ducks offense. 20-0. I felt after that match, that it wasn't enough. No siree.

Then come Week 3. That darn Birddogs have been talking some mad shit on Twitter, and honestly, they were due for an ass-kicking one way or another. That, my friends, we actually did. But it was quite a fight... for the first half. 17-17, with the Birddogs scoring 2 touchdowns to match us. Per usual, Ramza was kicking ass, and the rest of the offense followed along with the beat. Then comes the second half. 20 straight unanswered points. The offense pounded the Birddogs' defense, and vice versa for our defense against their offense. This is the second time I will ask you guys here to HAVE MERCY ON THESE FOLKS. 4 goddamn sacks?! No but for real, keep pounding them. Surely, we were satisfied with a 37-17 score box?

Well... Week 4 happened. Where do I start? The thing is, the offense was matched quite even with the Bucs' defense, although we did well in both the rushing and passing game. Once again, it's the goddamn defense. Lord almighty, the defense was at it again. 4 interceptions. 2 int TD. Let's just say, pretty sure we were goddamn jumping on our seats when that back-to-back interception drive happened. Oh wait, you wanted to know the score box at the end? 44-21. 44 points. From us. We're 4-0 now. The only team so far to have that record and not record a loss. I see good things happening against the Yotes if the trend keeps up. #FearTheFleet.

On a side note, WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE NSFL? EVERYBODY IS BEATING EVERYONE, RUINING MY PREDICTIONS AND WHAT NOT. LIKE SERIOUSLY, GET THIS MAN SOME BREAK.


RE: The Pancake House #3 - LancedJack - 08-25-2020

(08-25-2020, 11:29 AM)TMosura Wrote: On a side note, WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE NSFL? EVERYBODY IS BEATING EVERYONE, RUINING MY PREDICTIONS AND WHAT NOT. LIKE SERIOUSLY, GET THIS MAN SOME BREAK.


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