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*OMG I GOT WHAT DOTTS CARD!? | 1080P | NOT CLICKBAIT - C9Van - 09-04-2020
[This is 577 words long. I am not proud of it. But ready for grading.
No, look guys you do not understand. The Dotts media meta is truly becoming spicy as people will do reactions now to what cards they end up getting! I have decided to double down on this by reacting to a reaction to what cards he is getting.
I just need about 350 words in this post to get the cash and considering this reminds me of the FIFA pack opening videos you can see every year of people reacting to getting Lionel Messi or Aguero or whoever and flipping the absolutely fuck out. So I will be reviewing my dear friend Air Crou's pack.
Why his? Well, that is simply you silly goose. He did a shout out on me in his media so why not highlight his media. I just need you all to pretend like the jump cutting exists. And that. We have. A twat of an editor! Like you get in those fucking god awful pack opening videos.
Hey! If I am whoring myself out for about half a million I am demanding you SMASH THE 5 STAR RATING AND COMMENT IN THE SECTION BELOW WHAT YOUR FAVOURITE GREEK PHILOSOPHER WAS!
But let us get the fuck started with this insane pack-Pack-PAAAAAAAACK!
The first card - Alfred Crisco -
Holy fuck! Guys! We did it! Holy fuuuuuuuck! What a start to this pack opening! Honestly, he may as well just ask people for 4 Ultimus Yellow Knife Wraith cards for this bad boy! What a start for Air Crou. He seems to be keeping his cool but in all my minutes of talking with him I can tell you he probably did 12 backflips. Just really hard to type whilst doing that. Here watch. Hjfub. Fuck.
The Second card - Wayne Howyanow
Omg How did he know?! You will NEVER see lucky like this again. You can feel my envy for...Whoever this actually is? But Air Crou is now laughing all the way to the bank! Truly a brute!
The Third card - Quinn Hughes
That's not limited edition Team of the Week autographed Wolfie McDummy...What the fuck? This card is ruining everything! How am I supposed to react over the top if not every card is insane or rare. What the fuck Mithy we want his money back!
The Forth card - Samuel Bakhtiari
THERE WE GO! THE FAIR RUB CLUB! Hey, hey kid. Yeah you reading this awful reaction media. Where are your Offensive Lineman cards? Oh you do not have any or many to brag abo--SIT THE FUCK DOOOOOOWN! Air Crou flexes on you all with this back up OL. Enjoy your Corner Back legend card LOSER!
Wow, this got real toxic. I am so sorry. Look, I did not mean it alright. We cool?
The Fifth card - Apollo Reed
He reacted pretty hard for this and it was a star tier card. I now realise the flaw in this piece of media cause I genuinely do not know if star tier is good or not? Average? I just have no idea. But Air Crou seems happen so SMASH THE 5 STAR BUTTON GUYS CMON!
The Last Card - Grayson Kuusela
Errr...Neat!
Okay guuuuys that will do it for this video! Do not forget to link your amazon prime twitch account somehow to this forum, to steal your parents credit cards for by the new 'Laszlo Forty-Two for HoF' or 'Laszlo Forty-Two Fair Rub Club' in transparent hitting our shop soon!
Until then, good bye from me.
RE: OMG I GOT WHAT DOTTS CARD!? | 1080P | NOT CLICKBAIT - Air Crou - 09-04-2020
BAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I love it!