We are happy to keep Firestorm-Fjord the Butchers!

Osiris Firestorm-Fjord - CB (@HalfEatenOnionBagel)
S27: $5,000,000
S28: $5,000,000 (MO)

Clauses

"Fuck Philly" Clause:
- NTC for the duration of this contract
- All bathrooms in the South Wing of the Chicago Butchers home stadium must have urinals featuring photos of Philadelphia Liberty players
- The Chicago Butchers organization will be responsible for payment of any fines incurred by Osiris Firestorm-Fjord related to explicit language featured on apparel and footwear worn on game days when playing against the Philadelphia Liberty

"For the Love of the Game" Clause:
- Osiris Firestorm-Fjord is allowed to play croquet anywhere and at any time, including during the NSFL regular season

"Look What you Made Me Do" Clause:
- Taylor Swift music at Chicago Butchers home games will be banned until 22 minutes before the scheduled kickoff time