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*A Quick Interview With The Promising Young Star Cornerback From USC: Juno Hu - j00 - 01-12-2021
Q: Sorry for interrupting your workout. We thank you for taking the time!
A: 298...299...300! Ain't no thang, you came to my driveway, it's the least I could do. You don't mind if I continue my workout while we do this, ye?
Q: Don't mind at all! Very admirable work ethic. How many situps do you normally do anyway?
A: 'Til I collapse! Which, right now, is usually around the 500 mark. I hope to break 600 by the next offseason.
Q: Congrats on a very respectable college career. We heard you are foregoing your senior year at USC and have declared for the DSFL draft. What led to this decision and do you feel ready for it?
A: Hell yeah I'm ready! F*** a degree. I hear you can just buy that s*** nowadays. I did my time! 3 years and I'm never goin' back! It's time to ball the f*** out!
Q: What made you choose pursuing a football dream?
A: Psh, it was destiny man! I was born for this s***! The moment I first touched the rock was the exact moment my balls dropped, and I never dropped a ball again. Ain't no other path exists for me!
Q: During your freshmen year, there were rumors of you making use of performance enhancers. Any truth to this?
A: No idea what you're talking about. Fake news! Slander!
Q: Is there a particular team you wish to be drafted by in the DSFL or ISFL?
A: Truth be told, I should be the first CB off the board, in both drafts! Pass on me, and you gon' regret it! I am as prime of a CB prospect as you'll ever find!!
Q: There have been stories written in the past about the racism that you've faced during your time at USC. Anything you wanna say regarding that?
A: Honestly it comes with the territory. This ain't an Asian's game, everybody knows that, and I wouldn't want it any other way. I feel I've earned my respect during my stint here and I loved every second of it. Real talk though, no hard feelings against anyone who was against me. It has only made me a better player.
Q: What can we expect from you in this next DSFL season?
A: I'm comin' for those records! Only 8 interceptions in a single season?? 23 pass deflections?? 5 defensive TDs?? S***'s weak!
Q: Appreciate your time. We wish you the best of luck this upcoming season and beyond!
A: 'preciated. Now where was I? 301...302...303...!!