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*Adam's Mega Position Review: Offense - AdamS - 01-25-2021 So today we’re gonna look into each team’s roster and see exactly how good their positions are. Because why not? Also because I don’t know what to put in my season predictions yet and because I was annoyed by an article that seemed to repeatedly ignore its own stated methodology in favor of putting teams where I felt they chose them to be beforehand. So here we are. Let’s start with some obvious caveats. I can’t really determine what the GMs of each team plan to do for strategy so those kinds of concerns don’t really get a factor. No one is entirely sure yet what the new sim values and doesn’t in terms of positions and whatnot so I’m not going to say LBs are essentially useless or RB TPE doesn’t matter. I’m also going to assume that every player in the league is built competently. I’ve already clicked on almost every player in the league recently and I’m not doing that again (especially since I then got told repeatedly that I did something else entirely). However this time I actually WILL be using totals only. So with all that in mind here’s what’s gonna happen. I’m gonna break down each position up top and give you any particular grading that’s specific to that position. For that I’m using the breakdown of strategy that the transfer team put together. That sound you just heard was long term followers of my content falling over in shock because I read something. When asked for comment, HO member Istegz said “I mean I’m both surprised but not surprised.” It’s so unusual that I’ve confused Steg. The top 3-4 in each category will be listed as elite, the next 3-4 will be the good, and everyone else will get an insulting title that they can use to motivate the troops. You’re welcome GMs. The reason I’m leaving the specific numbers a bit open is that there may well be vast gulfs of difference making this a tad more moveable). If the 3rd best QB is 300 TPE behind 2nd and only a few above 4th, then either both 3rd and 4th are elite or neither is. So expect that to be situational. So if you have any issues with this in your replies, I will call you Karen and refer back to this warning. Once that’s all done, I’m gonna then break down each team on their own merits and do my best to rank them as closely as possible to where they sit overall in the league. For clarity at that point, I’m going to refer to them as high, medium, and low to state their position, though I will likely note best and worst in league. Information on TPE and players will be pulled from the league’s budget sheet, which is supposed to be completely up to date or else people are getting fined. TPE numbers are likely one update behind though. It wasn't a big update really so it shouldn’t affect much. I highly doubt there’s anyone who was hanging onto 100 TPE for this weekend. Judgements on rosters will be pulled from me knowing what the fuck I’m doing. Let’s do this. QUARTERBACKS (Straightforward) Elite BAL Chika Fujiwara 1,297 YKW Colby Jack 1,252 CHI George O’Donnell 1,236 BER Nick Kaepercolin 1,224 Good NOLA Ben Slothlisberger 1,177 SJS Monterey Jack 1,170 OCO Suleiman Ramza 1,152 Literally Unplayable COL Mattathias Caliban 929 NYS Sam Howitzer 929 HON Luke Skywalker 917 PHI Brock Phoenix 860 SAR Mike Boss Jr 846 ARI Charlemagne Cortez 836 Vampire AUS Jackie Daytona 673 Well, at least we started with easily distinguishable groupings. That’s nice. But oh boy is there a huge gulf between Ramza and Caliban here. The league is cleanly broken in half there as we have 7 QBs over 1100 and 7 who won’t even cross 1000 til sometime after trade deadline (if my completely off the top of my head math is right). This is a very very healthy spot for the position to be in, league wide and we should see some very high level play from the slingers this season. I’d also like to take this time to give a shoutout to a very special person. Mooty, you are the worst Quarterback in the league. You suck. But I love you. RUNNING BACKS (Each RB group will be judged on the basis that the top one will be the primary, the worst will be the FB, and any others will be complementary. Figure it to be about a 60-20-20 split in how I’m judging. With varying based on each team’s numbers.) Elite SJS Jamar Lackson 1,215 Rando Cardrissian 974 ARI Tatsu Nakamura 1,204 Gunner Thorbjornsson 870 SAR Raphtalia Chan 1,430 Running Back 415 S. Sternenstaub 342 Good CHI Baby Yoda 986 Julio Tirtawidjaja 706 Zed Keppler 416 PHI Darrel Williams 1,106 Fuzzy Dotson 511 Sam Torenson 309 COL Richard Gilbert 1,092 Anders Christiansen 412 YKW Acura Skyline 949 Jameson Vermillion 598 AUS Zoe Watts 913 Kichwa Jones 545 BAL Mai Fukushū 824 Mathias Hanyadi 606 King Tutankhamun 212 BER Joseph Petrongolo 928 Terry Yaki 382 More like Jogging Really HON Nicholas Ayers 791 Cobra Kai 554 Tristian Hex 416 NYS Captain Rogers 657 Buster Bawlls 483 Ashley Owens 386 Not Even Pretending NOLA Mr. Forty-Two 531 Mike Rotchburns 515 Forrest Gump 275 OCO Bronko Mills 311 Ace Savage 304 Well, there’s a lot to unpack here. You could ask 3 different GMs and get 8 opinions about how to judge this group because that’s what it’s like asking GMs things. I ultimately separated out the elites for overall utility and top end ability and I didn’t know that rhymed til it was too late. San Jose and Arizona are both truly two headed monsters in every sense of the word. Sarasota has the far and away best player at the position as their obvious bellcow. The whole middle is kind of a mess. Philly might be somewhat offended. Unrelated to that, they may also not like being behind Chicago here in this ranking. Honestly that entire clustertruck could end up better or worse than each other. And then there’s the lower tiers. I changed my format slightly and created a 4th tier because it felt unfair for Honolulu and New York to have to be stuck with the others. Their run games are gonna be serviceable at best. I’m going to put as much effort into the last two teams as they did into their run game. WIDE RECEIVERS (For this group I’m going to judge the top 2 as about equal as is close to reality per the handbook. Any additional WR3 types will be significantly less considered. Figure somewhere between 40-40-20 and 45-45-10. Results may vary depending upon position group and whether players may get exchanged for each other. I’m more or less gonna barely register a #4 WR unless they look viable to swap in and out with the others.) Elite AUS Videl-San 1,049 Eddie Jeeta 906 Doug Howlett 828 COL William Lim 1,178 Leeroy Jenkins 936 Raphael Delacour 493 ARI Thomas Passmann 1,016 Taro Raimon 871 Darren Pama 691 Saba Donut 412 NYS Jackson Kingston 1,031 Sean Snyder 811 Harley Fank 594 SAR Michael Witheblock 1,219 Tre’Darius J’Vathon 775 Jacoby Clay 481 Good NOLA Ed Barker 1,166 Brock Bodenhamer 667 Adam C. Spencer 615* YKW Kai Sakura 1,056 Mark Walker 666 Dre Matthews 588 Arthur Naught 373 SJS Tychondrius Hood 1,049 Zach Crossley 603 Tugg Speedman 508 These are Technically Receivers BER Achtfünf 827 Susan Cash.Jr 687 Cmon Skiuuup 655 PHI Flash Panda 1,015 Killian Chambers 616 CHI Luca Scabbia 905 Sean O’Leary 748 OCO Garfield Despacito Jr. 956 Owen Holloway 659 BAL Joshua Campbell 737 Korbin Brown 597 Mario Messi 474 Have You Considered Praying? HON Jed Podolak 799 William Alexander 594 There is, to put it nicely, a wide range of receiving groups here. And this is why I’m judging them both amongst themselves and in the overall context of their rosters. Honolulu’s wide receiver duo may seem like a completely useless piece of shit here that could be easily replaced by several team’s 2nd and 3rd WRs, but in the context of their overall offense it could be very different. Austin stands easily atop this mountain as you could easily put any of those three WRs anywhere on your strategy. Remember I said that later. Keywords: broken down meth lab. You may ask, are they really elite if you put 5 teams there? The answer is yes. Elite is about ability, and those five teams have it at a higher level than everyone else and I can’t justify separating them. The league also has a lot of good but perhaps slightly incomplete groups here. And then...uhh...maybe the less said the better about some of this. If it helps for those in Baltimore, even if Howlett stayed you wouldn’t have moved up any higher. Berlin on the other hand wins the names award. That trio is like a hodgepodge of different wild bullshit and I love it. When the least notable entry is a man named Susan Jr it says something. There have been 1702 men named Susan in the US since 1880 by the way. TIGHT END (If a team has two Tight Ends I’m giving it mild consideration. Like 80-20 at best. That will likely be different when breaking down teams individually.) Elite OCO Heath Evans 1,188 Jeffrey Phillips 820 SAR James Angler 1,176 Cleg Manclaw 334 BAL James Lewandowski 1,091 Good BER Clark Boyd 993 CHI Tree Gelbman 973 YKW Zee Rechs 932 NOLA Austin McCormick 796 AUS Friedrich Vequain 674 PHI Dave Batista 664 PHI Avon Blocksdale Jr. 435 Kinda Sus HON Ragnar Krashwagen 589 SJS Jaja Ding Dong 503 ARI Rigby Raccoon 438 ARI Tom Teboat 424 NYS James Wilkinson 373 COL Frank Michell 335 Well, here we have an interesting position group in that I feel there are only three truly elite talents. And...one backup who rides some coattails into that category. Cleg Manclaw: Technically Elite. With us not really knowing how well the new sim treats TE’s, it's hard to be super enthused about anyone in the Sus category, but those in the good ranking should be just that. At least good. Some of them may edge closer to elite if the sim is at all kind to TEs and of course based on team build. This position definitely takes the cake thus far for having the most wide spread TPE amounts though. Quick note for the team based ratings later, the TE and WR groups will be judged more together. I’ll note their ratings in their own categories separately but judge them as a group. OFFENSIVE LINE (Humans only. I’m going to be going above replacement here with 550 as my basis. So other than humans I will be presuming the remainder of the line is 550 and judging the overall squad. So a single great OL player will likely be rated less than two good ones due to the overall improvement. Based on my discussion with the transfer team, the same ideals should hold that a human 250 TPE OL is viable so I’m going to judge it as around the same or a little better than a 550 bot.) Goddamn CHI Benson Bayley Jr. 985 Julio Jones 900 Givussafare Rubbe 730 Icebox Riposte 650 Alexander Franklin 424 Perry Tucker Jr. 322 Elite OCO Future Trunks 926 Lord Beerus 717 Carl Wheezer 498 Ne Mo 422 COL Greedy Sly 1,023 Mo "Mamba" Magic 883 Dick Thruster 516 ARI Jay Cue 901 Calvin Golladay 768 Mattress Cadaire 401 YKW Bruce Buckley 1,088 Maurice Virtanen 504 Douglas Quail 405 BER Byron Dolls 751 Taylor Cooper 576 Ananda Adyan 546 Good NOLA Adam Mellott 681 Dorfus Jimbo Jr 607 PHI Simon Tremblay 812 Macaroni Elephant 319 NYS Marlon Alexander 501 Marc Hamel 476 AUS Connor Quigley 473 Slurms Mckenzie 359 High Schoolers Beating up Middle Schoolers BAL Felix Archstone 587 SAR Thad Pennington, Jr. 357 SAR Clay Stallworth 333 HON Richard Littlewood 427 SJS None Sharp eyed readers will notice a different category at the top because Chicago is rocking a full on 6 piece breakfast combo here. And they’re paying a total of $14 million for it. That’s less than Darrel Williams and Joseph Petrangelo combined. There has not been a position group more widely dispersed than this one and it's not even close. This is likely the biggest difference. Honolulu at the bottom of the list will be starting an OL that is functionally more than 2000 TPE worse than Chicago. With traits and how much the experience and position skill stats affect things, I may actually be underselling the difference quite a bit. Overall the league is in a pretty healthy position here at a spot once thought to only be filled with people who created and maintained OL players out of spite. I wonder if there will ever be a public acknowledgement of how wrong those individuals were. Either way, we’ve got a whole battalion of pancake making motherfuckers in the league these days and they’re about to get some sim love with traits and strategic flexibility to be moved around game to game. I’d argue that due to award rules, they actually have more flexibility than DL players do. So it may be interesting to see how that chess game plays out between various teams. San Jose meanwhile has decide to play chutes and ladders instead. KICKER/PUNTER (Straightforward.) Elite SJS Matthew McDairmid 1,162 HON Venus Powers 1,043 Good SAR Jacob Small 887 CHI Sam Sidekick 885 NYS Dougie Smalls 876 YKW Blago Kokot 628 PHI Jake Fencik 611 COL Silver Banana 607 BER Danny King 543 Have You Considered the Tight End Kicking? BAL Datsum PhastBawls 421 ARI J.J. Jay-Jaymison 414 NOLA Pseudo QB 317 Literally Below Free Agents and DSFL Players and This is NOT a Punchline AUS Leo Bloomfield 246 OCO Alex Dasistwirklichseinnachname 161 Ahh the position wherein TPE has never once mattered. I’m going to be generous and assume that’s not the case anymore because what’s even the point otherwise? We could very well see some interesting results if the kicking is improved within the sim. The strategic value of a huge leg compared to an average one is the difference between an offense that needs to go for it at the 30 and one that can comfortably expect points on the board if they get inside the 40. And on the punting side, it simply means better things for your defense. If you can consistently give your D five extra yards to work with, you win more often. Nigel Powers’ granddaughter and Palpatine’s nephew stand at the top very comfortably. And that folks, is the offensive side of the ball. The next part will handle the defense and part 3 will cover each team individually. I didn’t intend for this to be 3 parts when I woke up this evening but hey, this is where we are in life. It still makes more sense than when someone whips their opponent into the ropes in wrestling and the other person bounces off and comes back. *Sexy RE: Adam's Mega Position Review: Offense - Starboy - 01-25-2021 Quote:Chika is elite I’ll fucking take it RE: Adam's Mega Position Review: Offense - Guunar - 01-25-2021 But I AM pretending! RE: Adam's Mega Position Review: Offense - AdamS - 01-25-2021 (01-25-2021, 10:27 PM)Guunar Wrote: But I AM pretending!play action RE: Adam's Mega Position Review: Offense - Mooty99 - 01-26-2021 A QB is only as good as his WRs, I really hope this is true RE: *Adam's Mega Position Review: Offense - Faded - 01-26-2021 i do be plug walking into a five-yard gain RE: *Adam's Mega Position Review: Offense - Net - 01-27-2021 (01-26-2021, 06:26 PM)Faded Wrote: i do be plug walking into a five-yard gain This is my favorite thing I've seen in the ISFL so far RE: *Adam's Mega Position Review: Offense - Faded - 01-27-2021 (01-27-2021, 10:26 AM)Netlandic Wrote:(01-26-2021, 06:26 PM)Faded Wrote: i do be plug walking into a five-yard gain thanks man lol |