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*Stirring From the Mountains - Yetiman - 03-06-2021
Is it a beast, human, or monster? Coming down the Himalayan Mountains, emerges the newest offensive lineman. Part Yeti, part man, he emerges from his den hungry for one thing. Pancakes.
After a crushing win over Monster U., in which the young and hungry Yetiman demolished all-star D-lineman James P. Sullivan, helping secure the Terror Bowl win for his team. Yetiman roamed vast stretches of mountian and land searching for his coveted Pancakes, but sadly he could no competition. Until he travelled far Eastward, across the vast ocean expanse, where he found America, and ISFL. Perhaps it is a new sources of the pancakes he so craves. Now the Abominable One waits hungry for competition as he sets to prove himself the most ferocious beast in the league.
A reporter searches the Pacific Northwest, seeking to interview the new recruit. However, they are unable to find Yetiman's den, and only claim to see shadows shuffling silently behind trees. Only one blurry image is taken of the fearsome and furry prospect. A local resident residing in a nearby trailer park claims to have claimed to seen a "Samsquanch".but he later is revealed it was only his drunken friend Julien.
While an in person interview was unavailable, we did find large rock with crude handwriting written in the Yeti language which said "Rawr", which roughly translate to " I'm excited for the prospect of joining one these fiercely competitive teams in the league. As a player I know I have much to learn, but the thrill of competition keeps motivated while I train and try to improve all aspects of my game. Now get out of my woods." It is reported that there were a number of deer and boar carcasses found near this message.
While we wait to see what the future has in store for the fearsome fighting forested creature. This remains certain, all should beware of the Yetiman, he's hungry.
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RE: Stirring From the Mountains - shrub02 - 03-06-2021
Welcome, meatbag!
RE: Stirring From the Mountains - SchwarzNarr - 03-07-2021
Happy Yeti noises