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RE: (S28) PT2 - Mascots - dogwoodmaple - 04-11-2021
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RE: (S28) PT2 - Mascots - LSUFAN101 - 04-11-2021
The Portland Pythons mascot is like a classroom pet, we have an actual Python that some of the players get to take home if they had a good game, his name is Billy Bob “The Portland Python’s incredible, fantastic, and amazing team mascot who can not play football but likes watching it” Joe. He is green like one would expect and he is very fun, chill, and extremely cool so that is a very big plus, he does not bite but he does get very very very very very very very, did I already say very, angry when an opposing team beats the pythons which means you should not beat the Pythons because it would not be very cool if Billy Bob “The Portland Python’s incredible, fantastic, and amazing team mascot who can not play football but likes watching it” Joe got hurt or upset from being angry. Billy Bob “The Portland Python’s incredible, fantastic, and amazing team mascot who can not play football but likes watching it” Joe is also a cool because he can easily kill the other mascots and swallow them whole, I do not think any other mascot can do this so like ha! Billy Bob “The Portland Python’s incredible, fantastic, and amazing team mascot who can not play football but likes watching it” Joe is our best friend and I hope you all have the opportunity to know him one day because he is great!
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RE: (S28) PT2 - Mascots - iStegosauruz - 04-11-2021
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RE: (S28) PT2 - Mascots - UltimateYeehaw - 04-11-2021
It is said when you enter the premise of the stadium within the depths of Maryland, you can hear the dreaded caw-caw. Many love the sound, for them it resembles the fighting spirit of Baltimore. Others, mainly opponents, fear it, for they know what will happen if they so dare attempt to betray or humiliate the creature. It is no one nor winged creature other than Henry the Hawk, the proud mascot to the ever so popular Baltimore Hawks. To outsiders, Henry is intimidating and insights fear upon his enemies, to those who so dare call themselves fans of Baltimore, Henry is a loveable hawk that enjoys his time hanging out in local bars and cheering on his beloved team. This hawk is the biggest hype beast that the league has ever seen. It has been rumored that he single wingedly got the mayor of Baltimore to make every game day a city wide holiday in order to increase fan attendance. While during the week, he is mainly the Baltimore Hawks accountant given his keen eye sight when it comes to financial affairs, Henry makes sure there is always room for what he refers to as a “hype budget” that consists of party favors, plenty of food, and drinks to go around. With Henry the Hawk on your team, you are sure to have a good time win or lose.
RE: (S28) PT2 - Mascots - Leafer - 04-11-2021
Alright, so what makes our mascot different from others? First of all, what is our mascot? Our mascot is a butcher. So what a butcher does is that it cuts animals and stuff. So it is funny that some of the others have animal mascots because it's their team name and so they represent their team name but our fucking team name is a butcher who cuts animals. So if any other animal mascot sees our mascot, they better run the fuck away because they might get chopped. So yeah more about our mascot. He is a butcher and he looks for animals so that he can do his daily job. And that includes animal mascots. Our mascot is not for kids and kids should always not see him or even think about him because our mascot will give nightmare to kids. He is basically scarier than gritty from the flyers and that is a real nightmare. So yeah, our mascot is very special and he is an actual mascot and he is actually very funny. Unlike another mascot who is very boring, who have no personality and do not entertain their fans. Our mascot is a fucking legend and the president of the US knows our mascot.
RE: (S28) PT2 - Mascots - Ry_ - 04-11-2021
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RE: (S28) PT2 - Mascots - mango8154 - 04-11-2021
So the Minnesota ducks have, surprise surprise, a duck as our mascot, the Grey duck is tied to Minnesota due to the fact that Minnesota is apparently descended from Swedish settlers and they say duck duck grey duck (in Swedish) instead of duck duck goose, and that's why the Minnesota grey ducks exist, so our duck is a Swedish Minnesotan. What sets our mascot apart from others apart from his nationality is that he is perhaps the most criminally involved mascot, being convicted of a lot of major crimes, including attempted murder of a Bird dog, multiple attempts of theft of grapes and multiple cases of assault with a dangerous weapon (his beak), he had connections to the Minnesotan mafia and had to flee the US for a time due to his multiple crimes, it is rumored that while in exile from the states he joined with the yakuza and was known as the most deadly duck in japan and east Asia, the grey ducks thought that this mentality was needed for our DSFL team so we snuck him back in by boat to be the Grey Ducks mascot, we have been able to keep him secret so far and his threats have helped push the players to new heights and to constantly improve, or else.
RE: (S28) PT2 - Mascots - SDCore - 04-11-2021
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RE: (S28) PT2 - Mascots - Oles - 04-11-2021
Some may say the Grey Ducks mascot is some sort of man in a bird costume. Some may say it is some sort of duck that has been dyed to look like the logo. Well, I’m here to tell you the real mascot of the Grey Ducks, the one only the big wigs in the know get to see. There’s a special mascot who only goes around to each box in the stadium, the high-profile fans who spend the extra cash get to see the ever exclusive manbearduck, a very rare, and very real, animal that can only be caught under very specific circumstances that only a few people know about. Al Gore came dangerously close to figuring this out with manbearpig, but little did he know the true mythical beast wasn’t part pig, it was part duck. Well, the all-knowing, totally not a tyrant @TheCC was able to track this beast down, and was able to catch him in order to sate the rich person’s desire for rare and exotic creatures that they can eat, err I mean see. I don’t know how he does it, but somehow it’s almost like there’s an unlimited supply, they always disappear, and then the next day a new one is just found wandering around the stadium. I’ve heard some things, but never had a chance to eat one, err I mean see one myself, but it definitely sounds like a tasty encounter. (240 words)
RE: (S28) PT2 - Mascots - juniped - 04-11-2021
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