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*Why I'm Sizzling - captjanko - 06-26-2021
So you’re probably wondering why I, Morpheus Czargyros, am constantly sizzling. Well, gather ‘round friends for a shot but true story.
My brother Orpheus and I were born in the backseat of a ’72 Chevy on a blistering day. My bare baby skin burned when it touched it polyester seat. I was born sizzling.
As a child we’d spend many late afternoons at our local Sizzler, a fine dining experience. With Steak and Endless Shrimp on the menu, Orpheus and I would constantly compete to see who might out-eat the other. I’d say we were pretty consistent in tying one another but after each meal, let me tell you, my stomach was sizzling.
With excessive food comes excessive energy and Mom always wanted us to play outside to burn it out. Football, basketball, tag, stick fights, we did it all. And Mom didn’t care how hot it was outside on those long summer days. 115 degrees? All the more sweat to lean out as we became faster and faster. Under that sun, I was sizzling.
When I joined the Bulldogs, I threw myself into becoming the greatest DE the team had ever seen. Long nights of building my stamina, sweaty mornings building explosive athleticism, gallons of gatorade pumping through my body. At the end of games, people could see my body giving off heat like your favorite anime protagonist. My aura strong, emanating strength, intimidating undersized offensive lineman. I am always sizzling.
RE: Why I'm Sizzling - HalfEatenOnionBagel - 06-26-2021
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