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*Ranking Every Team Ever (Part 1) - Modern_Duke - 08-21-2021

30 seasons of ISFL football. 298 teams. I decided to rank them all. Why? I would ask you, why not?

My initial idea was to just go full madman and rank all teams together like I did with my QB ranking, but I couldn't tackle the issue of weighting playoff success vs. regular season success. Is a 9-5 team that missed the playoffs better than a 7-7 team that made the playoffs? Is the 9-7 team that won the Ultimus better than the 12-4 team that lost in the wild card round? Like I said I wrestled with these questions for a while before deciding to simplify things by grouping teams into four tiers:

Tier IV: Missed the Playoffs
Tier III: Playoff Losers
Tier II: Conference Champions
Tier I: Ultimus Champions

In terms of the actual rankings, I mostly looked at win-loss record (fancy, I know), but also looked at points scored and allowed, and ran the Pythagorean win % for each team.

For the points, since the number of games per season has fluctuated over the course of the league, it's obviously easier to look at points per game rather than total points. I then calculated the difference in points compared to the league average. This helps to normalize performance for different eras in the league. A team that scored 24 points per game in Season 13 (when the average points per game was 26.4) is different than a team that scored 24 points per game in Season 22 (average 20.4). So keeping that same example, I will show the points per game and then the % difference from league average (-9.1% for the S13 team / +17.6% for the S22 team). I also showed the point differential (points scored - points allowed) for each team, but there's no comparison to league average there, as that is naturally 0.

The other thing I looked at is Pythagorean win percentage (even though its also directly based on points). This was popularized in baseball to get a better idea of a team's expected wins and losses based on runs scored and runs allowed rather than actual game results. The basic formula for baseball is (runs scored ^2) / [(runs scored + runs allowed) ^2]. The idea can work the same for football, but since the scoring environment is much higher than baseball the exponent changes slightly from 2 to 2.37.

Well, without further ado:

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148. S7 Colorado Yeti 0-14-0 (0.000)
Points For: 9.8 (-61.71%)
Points Against: 35.8 (+40.04%)
Point Differential: -26.0
Pythagorean Win %: 0.044

The worst team in league history is the infamous Yeti team fully in the throws of the impressive streak of 32 loses. This team can lay claim to the worst point differential ever, the lowest Pythagorean record ever, a claim on the worst offense ever (they scored 61.71% less points than league average which is the worst ever, but another team scored fewer points), plus the obvious winless record.

147. S27 Baltimore Hawks 0-16-0 (0.000)
Points For: 13.6 (-43.78%)
Points Against: 38.6 (+59.37%)
Point Differential: -25.0
Pythagorean Win %: 0.078

The team with the unfortunate distinction of being the only 0-16 team in league history, they challenged the S7 Yeti for worst point differential ever, but the offense was just too, uh, good to take the title. Similar to Yeti, this team has a claim for the worst defense ever (allowed 59.37% more points than league average), but another team allowed more points overall.

146. S6 Colorado Yeti 0-14-0 (0.000)
Points For: 14.1 (-44.72%)
Points Against: 38.6 (+51.81%)
Point Differential: -24.6
Pythagorean Win %: 0.084

The earlier version of the Yeti anti-dynasty, this team actually had a worse defense, but scored quite a bit more than the S7 team.

145. S10 Philadelphia Liberty 0-14-0 (0.000)
Points For: 11.6 (-52.48%)
Points Against: 33.9 (+39.35%)
Point Differential: -22.4
Pythagorean Win %: 0.072

S6 Yeti vs. S10 Liberty was close (and a very important ranking decision, I know) but I put the Liberty team higher due to the point differential, uh, differential.

144. S16 Austin Copperheads 0-13-0 (0.000)
Points For: 14.3 (-41.88%)
Points Against: 32.6 (+32.50%)
Point Differential: -18.3
Pythagorean Win %: 0.124

Easily the best winless team, they scored the most and allowed the fewest points among their peers.

143. S22 Chicago Butchers 1-12-0 (0.077)
Points For: 8.5 (-58.17%)
Points Against: 29.9 (+46.61%)
Point Differential: -21.4
Pythagorean Win %: 0.049

By the numbers, this team is worse than S16 Austin and maybe some of the other winless teams. This was the team with the lowest scoring offense ever (lead partially by the infamous Franky LaFleur), and their Pythagorean record tops only the S7 Yeti. They only scored more than 10 points four times on the season. Even in their sole victory they only scored 9 points.

142. S8 San Jose SaberCats 1-13-0 (0.071)
Points For: 13.6 (-46.39%)
Points Against: 39.5 (+55.23%)
Point Differential: -25.9
Pythagorean Win %: 0.075

The team that allowed the most points ever. They allowed 35 points or more an astonishing 11 times in 14 games. In their last 6 games they were outscored 271-30.

141. S4 Colorado Yeti 1-13-0 (0.071)
Points For: 12.5 (-45.72%)
Points Against: 34.4 (+49.52%)
Point Differential: -21.9
Pythagorean Win %: 0.083

140. S16 Colorado Yeti 1-12-0 (0.077)
Points For: 16.0 (-35.00%)
Points Against: 32.6 (+32.50%)
Point Differential: -16.6
Pythagorean Win %: 0.156

For those counting, that's 4 of the 9 worst teams ever for Colorado.

139. S9 San Jose SaberCats 2-12-0 (0.143)
Points For: 13.1 (-47.09%)
Points Against: 33.9 (+36.59%)
Point Differential: -20.8
Pythagorean Win %: 0.096

Similar to S22 Butchers, by the numbers the team below them is better, but credit where credit is due, even though this is the worst 2 win team, the did win 2.

138. S14 Arizona Outlaws 2-12-0 (0.143)
Points For: 16.0 (-37.14%)
Points Against: 37.4 (+46.76%)
Point Differential: -21.4
Pythagorean Win %: 0.118

137. S11 San Jose SaberCats 1-13-0 (0.071)
Points For: 16.3 (-38.00%)
Points Against: 29.4 (+11.76%)
Point Differential: -13.1
Pythagorean Win %: 0.198

136. S3 Las Vegas Legion 2-12-0 (0.143)
Points For: 14.2 (-35.83%)
Points Against: 31.7 (+43.17%)
Point Differential: -17.5
Pythagorean Win %: 0.130

135. S5 Las Vegas Legion 1-13-0 (0.071)
Points For: 21.1 (-18.88%)
Points Against: 32.4 (+24.15%)
Point Differential: -11.2
Pythagorean Win %: 0.267

Here we have the best 1 win team. By pythagoreon, they should have won closer to 4 games. They scored almost 10 points per game more than the Yeti in the same season (see below) but just couldn't come ahead on the scoreboard (including 0-2 against those Yeti).

134. S5 Colorado Yeti 2-12-0 (0.143)
Points For: 12.9 (-50.67%)
Points Against: 29.1 (+11.55%)
Point Differential: -16.2
Pythagorean Win %: 0.126

From here on out I won't be commenting on most of these teams. I may be crazy but not crazy enough to trying to think of something interesting to say about every team in league history, especially these bad teams.

133. S28 Baltimore Hawks 2-14-0 (0.125)
Points For: 20.1 (-21.26%)
Points Against: 34.9 (+36.70%)
Point Differential: -14.8
Pythagorean Win %: 0.213

132. S15 Colorado Yeti 2-12-0 (0.143)
Points For: 18.4 (-25.94%)
Points Against: 33.9 (+36.06%)
Point Differential: -15.4
Pythagorean Win %: 0.191

131. S15 New Orleans Second Line 2-12-0 (0.143)
Points For: 20.2 (-18.77%)
Points Against: 33.2 (+33.48%)
Point Differential: -13.0
Pythagorean Win %: 0.236

130. S29 Baltimore Hawks 3-13-0 (0.188)
Points For: 16.8 (-35.39%)
Points Against: 32.6 (+25.13%)
Point Differential: -15.8
Pythagorean Win %: 0.173

129. S23 Chicago Butchers 3-13-0 (0.188)
Points For: 13.4 (-37.49%)
Points Against: 25.4 (+18.89%)
Point Differential: -12.1
Pythagorean Win %: 0.179

128. S3 Colorado Yeti 3-11-0 (0.214)
Points For: 13.0 (-41.31%)
Points Against: 26.6 (+19.95%)
Point Differential: -13.6
Pythagorean Win %: 0.155

127. S9 Arizona Outlaws 3-11-0 (0.214)
Points For: 15.6 (-37.02%)
Points Against: 30.9 (+24.51%)
Point Differential: -15.3
Pythagorean Win %: 0.166

126. S4 Las Vegas Legion 3-11-0 (0.214)
Points For: 16.7 (-27.41%)
Points Against: 31.4 (+36.18%)
Point Differential: -14.6
Pythagorean Win %: 0.184

125. S6 New Orleans Second Line 2-11-1 (0.179)
Points For: 17.1 (-32.94%)
Points Against: 26.9 (+5.79%)
Point Differential: -9.9
Pythagorean Win %: 0.253

124. S9 Philadelphia Liberty 4-10-0 (0.286)
Points For: 15.6 (-37.31%)
Points Against: 34.4 (+38.32%)
Point Differential: -18.8
Pythagorean Win %: 0.133

123. S19 Chicago Butchers 3-10-0 (0.231)
Points For: 17.2 (-28.18%)
Points Against: 30.2 (+26.25%)
Point Differential: -13.0
Pythagorean Win %: 0.208

122. S24 Philadelphia Liberty 3-13-0 (0.188)
Points For: 18.1 (-18.67%)
Points Against: 27.5 (+23.39%)
Point Differential: -9.4
Pythagorean Win %: 0.271

121. S2 Las Vegas Legion 3-11-0 (0.214)
Points For: 15.1 (-22.03%)
Points Against: 23.9 (+23.79%)
Point Differential: -8.9
Pythagorean Win %: 0.251

120. S19 San Jose SaberCats 4-9-0 (0.308)
Points For: 14.4 (-39.77%)
Points Against: 31.2 (+30.76%)
Point Differential: -16.8
Pythagorean Win %: 0.137

By pythagorean, this is the luckiest team in league history with a 0.171 higher win percentage than expected. So how did that happen? Well when they lost, they lost big. Each of they 9 losses were by 10 points or more, and they had some real stinkers including 62-0, 42-7, and 49-3. That's not great for the old point differential.

119. S25 Berlin Fire Salamanders 3-13-0 (0.188)
Points For: 20.1 (-18.64%)
Points Against: 29.1 (+17.49%)
Point Differential: -8.9
Pythagorean Win %: 0.295

118. S26 Honolulu Hahalua 3-13-0 (0.188)
Points For: 23.8 (-3.28%)
Points Against: 32.7 (+32.77%)
Point Differential: -8.9
Pythagorean Win %: 0.321

117. S12 Yellowknife Wraiths 3-11-0 (0.214)
Points For: 20.5 (-19.94%)
Points Against: 30.6 (+19.67%)
Point Differential: -10.1
Pythagorean Win %: 0.278

116. S24 Baltimore Hawks 3-13-0 (0.188)
Points For: 20.0 (-10.26%)
Points Against: 27.5 (+23.39%)
Point Differential: -7.5
Pythagorean Win %: 0.320

115. S27 Austin Copperheads 3-13-0 (0.188)
Points For: 19.1 (-21.09%)
Points Against: 26.0 (+7.28%)
Point Differential: -6.9
Pythagorean Win %: 0.326

114. S29 Honolulu Hahalua 3-13-0 (0.188)
Points For: 21.8 (-16.42%)
Points Against: 29.4 (+13.12%)
Point Differential: -7.7
Pythagorean Win %: 0.328

113. S21 Arizona Outlaws 3-10-0 (0.231)
Points For: 19.5 (-18.44%)
Points Against: 29.2 (+22.18%)
Point Differential: -9.7
Pythagorean Win %: 0.277

112. S10 San Jose SaberCats 4-10-0 (0.286)
Points For: 18.4 (-24.31%)
Points Against: 31.9 (+31.13%)
Point Differential: -13.5
Pythagorean Win %: 0.214

111. S22 Baltimore Hawks 3-10-0 (0.231)
Points For: 15.0 (-26.51%)
Points Against: 21.8 (+6.66%)
Point Differential: -6.8
Pythagorean Win %: 0.293

110. S21 Philadelphia Liberty 3-10-0 (0.231)
Points For: 19.1 (-20.05%)
Points Against: 27.4 (+14.76%)
Point Differential: -8.3
Pythagorean Win %: 0.298

109. S18 San Jose SaberCats 4-9-0 (0.308)
Points For: 14.2 (-41.96%)
Points Against: 26.0 (+6.62%)
Point Differential: -11.8
Pythagorean Win %: 0.191

108. S2 San Jose SaberCats 4-10-0 (0.286)
Points For: 16.6 (-13.90%)
Points Against: 26.7 (+38.20%)
Point Differential: -10.1
Pythagorean Win %: 0.246

107. S23 San Jose SaberCats 5-11-0 (0.313)
Points For: 14.8 (-31.06%)
Points Against: 25.6 (+19.77%)
Point Differential: -10.9
Pythagorean Win %: 0.213

106. S30 Baltimore Hawks 4-12-0 (0.250)
Points For: 19.0 (-25.62%)
Points Against: 25.8 (+1.05%)
Point Differential: -6.8
Pythagorean Win %: 0.326

105. S26 Philadelphia Liberty 4-12-0 (0.250)
Points For: 22.7 (-7.85%)
Points Against: 28.9 (+17.28%)
Point Differential: -6.2
Pythagorean Win %: 0.361

104. S1 San Jose SaberCats 4-10-0 (0.286)
Points For: 15.2 (-14.74%)
Points Against: 20.8 (+16.48%)
Point Differential: -5.6
Pythagorean Win %: 0.323

103. S13 Yellowknife Wraiths 4-10-0 (0.286)
Points For: 24.4 (-7.51%)
Points Against: 32.6 (+23.60%)
Point Differential: -8.2
Pythagorean Win %: 0.335

102. S22 Honolulu Hahalua 4-9-0 (0.308)
Points For: 14.9 (-26.88%)
Points Against: 21.5 (+5.53%)
Point Differential: -6.6
Pythagorean Win %: 0.295

101. S1 Baltimore Hawks 4-10-0 (0.286)
Points For: 18.1 (+1.67%)
Points Against: 23.6 (+32.09%)
Point Differential: -5.4
Pythagorean Win %: 0.350

This is the lowest team on the list that was above average at something, as they had a better offense than league average. Naturally, they are this low on the list because they had a dreadful defense.

100. S25 New York Silverbacks 4-12-0 (0.250)
Points For: 22.6 (-8.79%)
Points Against: 26.8 (+8.39%)
Point Differential: -4.3
Pythagorean Win %: 0.399

99. S30 San Jose SaberCats 4-12-0 (0.250)
Points For: 26.4 (+3.25%)
Points Against: 30.6 (+19.64%)
Point Differential: -4.2
Pythagorean Win %: 0.414

98. S30 Philadelphia Liberty 4-12-0 (0.250)
Points For: 22.4 (-12.41%)
Points Against: 25.7 (+0.56%)
Point Differential: -3.3
Pythagorean Win %: 0.419

97. S11 Yellowknife Wraiths 4-10-0 (0.286)
Points For: 24.0 (-8.63%)
Points Against: 29.5 (+12.30%)
Point Differential: -5.5
Pythagorean Win %: 0.380

96. S14 New Orleans Second Line 4-10-0 (0.286)
Points For: 23.6 (-7.12%)
Points Against: 28.9 (+13.64%)
Point Differential: -5.3
Pythagorean Win %: 0.383

95. S21 San Jose SaberCats 4-9-0 (0.308)
Points For: 17.0 (-28.76%)
Points Against: 22.2 (-6.83%)
Point Differential: -5.2
Pythagorean Win %: 0.346

94. S20 Chicago Butchers 4-9-0 (0.308)
Points For: 24.7 (+1.68%)
Points Against: 31.4 (+29.24%)
Point Differential: -6.7
Pythagorean Win %: 0.362

93. S14 Colorado Yeti 4-10-0 (0.286)
Points For: 26.3 (+3.26%)
Points Against: 31.6 (+24.03%)
Point Differential: -5.3
Pythagorean Win %: 0.393

92. S17 Colorado Yeti 5-8-0 (0.385)
Points For: 17.7 (-27.60%)
Points Against: 28.0 (+14.57%)
Point Differential: -10.3
Pythagorean Win %: 0.252

The two teams are not related at all, it just came to mind that the #135 Legion team had a better Pythagorean than this team. Talk about luck.

91. S20 San Jose SaberCats 5-8-0 (0.385)
Points For: 21.2 (-12.89%)
Points Against: 32.5 (+33.99%)
Point Differential: -11.4
Pythagorean Win %: 0.265

90. S7 New Orleans Second Line 4-10-0 (0.286)
Points For: 21.7 (-15.02%)
Points Against: 26.1 (+2.31%)
Point Differential: -4.4
Pythagorean Win %: 0.392

89. S10 Arizona Outlaws 4-10-0 (0.286)
Points For: 20.9 (-14.04%)
Points Against: 24.9 (+2.38%)
Point Differential: -4.0
Pythagorean Win %: 0.398

88. S12 New Orleans Second Line 4-10-0 (0.286)
Points For: 24.7 (-3.49%)
Points Against: 28.5 (+11.30%)
Point Differential: -3.8
Pythagorean Win %: 0.416

87. S30 Chicago Butchers 6-10-0 (0.375)
Points For: 19.9 (-22.20%)
Points Against: 28.6 (+12.06%)
Point Differential: -8.8
Pythagorean Win %: 0.296

86. S30 New Orleans Secondline 5-11-0 (0.312)
Points For: 25.1 (-1.89%)
Points Against: 29.9 (+17.20%)
Point Differential: -4.9
Pythagorean Win %: 0.396

85. S13 Baltimore Hawks 4-10-0 (0.286)
Points For: 23.1 (-12.64%)
Points Against: 25.9 (-1.83%)
Point Differential: -2.9
Pythagorean Win %: 0.431

84. S17 New Orleans Second Line 4-9-0 (0.308)
Points For: 24.1 (-1.48%)
Points Against: 28.2 (+15.52%)
Point Differential: -4.2
Pythagorean Win %: 0.407

83. S28 San Jose SaberCats 5-11-0 (0.313)
Points For: 24.3 (-5.12%)
Points Against: 28.3 (+10.78%)
Point Differential: -4.1
Pythagorean Win %: 0.409

82. S28 New Orleans Second Line 5-11-0 (0.313)
Points For: 23.2 (-9.28%)
Points Against: 26.9 (+5.40%)
Point Differential: -3.8
Pythagorean Win %: 0.412

81. S22 Arizona Outlaws 4-8-1 (0.346)
Points For: 18.9 (-7.29%)
Points Against: 23.5 (+15.33%)
Point Differential: -4.6
Pythagorean Win %: 0.373

80. S29 Philadelphia Liberty 5-11-0 (0.312)
Points For: 23.0 (-11.61%)
Points Against: 26.3 (+0.87%)
Point Differential: -3.3
Pythagorean Win %: 0.422

79. S29 Chicago Butchers 5-11-0 (0.312)
Points For: 21.7 (-16.66%)
Points Against: 24.4 (-6.33%)
Point Differential: -2.7
Pythagorean Win %: 0.431

78. S18 Philadelphia Liberty 4-9-0 (0.308)
Points For: 22.0 (-9.78%)
Points Against: 24.4 (0.00%)
Point Differential: -2.4
Pythagorean Win %: 0.439

77. S7 San Jose SaberCats 5-9-0 (0.357)
Points For: 21.7 (-15.02%)
Points Against: 27.1 (+6.22%)
Point Differential: -5.4
Pythagorean Win %: 0.371

76. S17 Philadelphia Liberty 5-8-0 (0.385)
Points For: 22.9 (-6.20%)
Points Against: 29.8 (+22.13%)
Point Differential: -6.9
Pythagorean Win %: 0.349

75. S17 Austin Copperheads 5-8-0 (0.385)
Points For: 20.1 (-17.85%)
Points Against: 26.4 (+7.96%)
Point Differential: -6.3
Pythagorean Win %: 0.344

74. S13 Arizona Outlaws 5-9-0 (0.357)
Points For: 24.1 (-8.59%)
Points Against: 29.3 (+10.89%)
Point Differential: -5.1
Pythagorean Win %: 0.388

73. S12 Colorado Yeti 6-8-0 (0.429)
Points For: 25.4 (-0.70%)
Points Against: 35.4 (+38.08%)
Point Differential: -9.9
Pythagorean Win %: 0.314

72. S28 Philadelphia Liberty 6-10-0 (0.375)
Points For: 24.8 (-3.16%)
Points Against: 30.2 (+18.11%)
Point Differential: -5.4
Pythagorean Win %: 0.384

71. S8 Colorado Yeti 6-8-0 (0.429)
Points For: 17.1 (-32.63%)
Points Against: 24.1 (-5.12%)
Point Differential: -7.0
Pythagorean Win %: 0.308

70. S2 Philadelphia Liberty 5-9-0 (0.357)
Points For: 17.5 (-9.47%)
Points Against: 20.1 (+3.83%)
Point Differential: -2.6
Pythagorean Win %: 0.419

69. S30 Honolulu Hahalua 6-10-0 (0.375)
Points For: 25.3 (-0.91%)
Points Against: 29.6 (+15.97%)
Point Differential: -4.3
Pythagorean Win %: 0.408

68. S8 Arizona Outlaws 5-9-0 (0.357)
Points For: 24.1 (-5.12%)
Points Against: 27.1 (+6.39%)
Point Differential: -2.9
Pythagorean Win %: 0.433

67. S27 Philadelphia Liberty 6-10-0 (0.375)
Points For: 22.4 (-7.68%)
Points Against: 25.8 (+6.50%)
Point Differential: -3.4
Pythagorean Win %: 0.416

66. S26 Baltimore Hawks 6-10-0 (0.375)
Points For: 22.2 (-9.88%)
Points Against: 25.4 (+3.06%)
Point Differential: -3.2
Pythagorean Win %: 0.421

65. S18 Chicago Butchers 5-8-0 (0.385)
Points For: 23.1 (-5.36%)
Points Against: 26.9 (+10.41%)
Point Differential: -3.8
Pythagorean Win %: 0.410

64. S24 Yellowknife Wraiths 6-10-0 (0.375)
Points For: 22.1 (-1.00%)
Points Against: 24.8 (+11.33%)
Point Differential: -2.8
Pythagorean Win %: 0.431

63. S29 Austin Copperheads 5-10-1 (0.344)
Points For: 26.5 (+1.84%)
Points Against: 27.6 (+6.16%)
Point Differential: -1.1
Pythagorean Win %: 0.475

62. S18 New Orleans Second Line 5-8-0 (0.385)
Points For: 21.9 (-10.09%)
Points Against: 25.2 (+3.15%)
Point Differential: -3.2
Pythagorean Win %: 0.419

61. S29 San Jose SaberCats 6-9-1 (0.406)
Points For: 26.5 (+1.84%)
Points Against: 31.7 (+21.77%)
Point Differential: -5.2
Pythagorean Win %: 0.396

60. S3 San Jose SaberCats 5-8-1 (0.393)
Points For: 20.9 (-5.84%)
Points Against: 24.1 (+8.99%)
Point Differential: -3.3
Pythagorean Win %: 0.414

59. S20 Philadelphia Liberty 5-8-0 (0.385)
Points For: 18.6 (-23.34%)
Points Against: 21.2 (-12.89%)
Point Differential: -2.5
Pythagorean Win %: 0.425

58. S27 Orange County Otters 6-10-0 (0.375)
Points For: 22.4 (-7.68%)
Points Against: 24.2 (-0.20%)
Point Differential: -1.8
Pythagorean Win %: 0.454

57. S28 Chicago Butchers 6-10-0 (0.375)
Points For: 26.9 (+5.15%)
Points Against: 28.3 (+10.53%)
Point Differential: -1.4
Pythagorean Win %: 0.470

56. S27 Berlin Fire Salamanders 6-10-0 (0.375)
Points For: 20.8 (-14.13%)
Points Against: 21.9 (-9.74%)
Point Differential: -1.1
Pythagorean Win %: 0.471

55. S21 Chicago Butchers 5-8-0 (0.385)
Points For: 25.8 (+8.32%)
Points Against: 27.5 (+15.09%)
Point Differential: -1.6
Pythagorean Win %: 0.464

54. S27 New York Silverbacks 7-9-0 (0.438)
Points For: 19.4 (-19.80%)
Points Against: 23.4 (-3.30%)
Point Differential: -4.0
Pythagorean Win %: 0.391

53. S19 Arizona Outlaws 5-8-0 (0.385)
Points For: 26.0 (+8.86%)
Points Against: 27.3 (+14.33%)
Point Differential: -1.3
Pythagorean Win %: 0.471

52. S13 New Orleans Second Line 6-8-0 (0.429)
Points For: 24.5 (-7.23%)
Points Against: 28.4 (+7.37%)
Point Differential: -3.9
Pythagorean Win %: 0.414

51. S16 New Orleans Second Line 6-7-0 (0.462)
Points For: 23.8 (-3.44%)
Points Against: 29.3 (+19.06%)
Point Differential: -5.5
Pythagorean Win %: 0.378

50. S25 New Orleans Second Line 7-9-0 (0.438)
Points For: 22.7 (-8.28%)
Points Against: 26.5 (+7.13%)
Point Differential: -3.8
Pythagorean Win %: 0.409

49. S25 Philadelphia Liberty 7-9-0 (0.438)
Points For: 23.0 (-7.02%)
Points Against: 26.8 (+8.14%)
Point Differential: -3.8
Pythagorean Win %: 0.411

48. S26 Berlin Fire Salamanders 7-9-0 (0.438)
Points For: 23.9 (-2.77%)
Points Against: 27.7 (+12.46%)
Point Differential: -3.8
Pythagorean Win %: 0.415

47. S25 Yellowknife Wraiths 7-9-0 (0.438)
Points For: 22.8 (-7.78%)
Points Against: 26.3 (+6.12%)
Point Differential: -3.4
Pythagorean Win %: 0.418

46. S15 Arizona Outlaws 6-8-0 (0.429)
Points For: 25.1 (+0.75%)
Points Against: 26.6 (+7.07%)
Point Differential: -1.6
Pythagorean Win %: 0.464

45. S14 Yellowknife Wraiths 6-8-0 (0.429)
Points For: 22.1 (-13.01%)
Points Against: 23.3 (-8.52%)
Point Differential: -1.1
Pythagorean Win %: 0.470

44. S11 Arizona Outlaws 6-8-0 (0.429)
Points For: 26.9 (+2.24%)
Points Against: 27.2 (+3.60%)
Point Differential: -0.4
Pythagorean Win %: 0.492

43. S23 Sarasota Sailfish 8-8-0 (0.500)
Points For: 19.6 (-8.28%)
Points Against: 23.5 (+9.83%)
Point Differential: -3.9
Pythagorean Win %: 0.395

42. S28 Orange County Otters 7-9-0 (0.438)
Points For: 23.7 (-7.32%)
Points Against: 24.3 (-5.12%)
Point Differential: -0.6
Pythagorean Win %: 0.486

41. S23 Honolulu Hahalua 7-9-0 (0.438)
Points For: 19.4 (-9.44%)
Points Against: 19.7 (-7.98%)
Point Differential: -0.3
Pythagorean Win %: 0.491

40. S24 Honolulu Hahalua 8-8-0 (0.500)
Points For: 20.9 (-6.05%)
Points Against: 24.4 (+9.65%)
Point Differential: -3.5
Pythagorean Win %: 0.409

39. S22 Philadelphia Liberty 6-7-0 (0.462)
Points For: 19.4 (-5.03%)
Points Against: 20.2 (-0.88%)
Point Differential: -0.8
Pythagorean Win %: 0.475

38. S25 Baltimore Hawks 8-8-0 (0.500)
Points For: 22.1 (-10.81%)
Points Against: 24.2 (-2.22%)
Point Differential: -2.1
Pythagorean Win %: 0.446

37. S27 San Jose SaberCats 8-8-0 (0.500)
Points For: 22.3 (-7.94%)
Points Against: 24.4 (+0.57%)
Point Differential: -2.1
Pythagorean Win %: 0.448

36. S19 Philadelphia Liberty 6-7-0 (0.462)
Points For: 21.5 (-9.82%)
Points Against: 21.4 (-10.47%)
Point Differential: +0.2
Pythagorean Win %: 0.504

35. S24 Austin Copperheads 7-9-0 (0.438)
Points For: 24.6 (+10.21%)
Points Against: 22.7 (+1.80%)
Point Differential: +1.9
Pythagorean Win %: 0.547

34. S12 Arizona Outlaws 7-7-0 (0.500)
Points For: 23.3 (-9.07%)
Points Against: 24.9 (-2.65%)
Point Differential: -1.6
Pythagorean Win %: 0.460

33. S26 San Jose SaberCats 8-8-0 (0.500)
Points For: 22.9 (-7.09%)
Points Against: 24.0 (-2.52%)
Point Differential: -1.1
Pythagorean Win %: 0.472

32. S28 Colorado Yeti 8-8-0 (0.500)
Points For: 26.4 (+3.20%)
Points Against: 27.6 (+8.09%)
Point Differential: -1.3
Pythagorean Win %: 0.473

31. S25 Austin Copperheads 7-9-0 (0.438)
Points For: 26.4 (+6.88%)
Points Against: 23.6 (-4.75%)
Point Differential: +2.9
Pythagorean Win %: 0.568

30. S4 Baltimore Hawks 7-7-0 (0.500)
Points For: 22.5 (-2.29%)
Points Against: 23.1 (+0.50%)
Point Differential: -0.6
Pythagorean Win %: 0.483

29. S26 Colorado Yeti 8-8-0 (0.500)
Points For: 22.3 (-9.37%)
Points Against: 22.9 (-6.84%)
Point Differential: -0.6
Pythagorean Win %: 0.484

28. S23 Baltimore Hawks 8-8-0 (0.500)
Points For: 20.6 (-3.89%)
Points Against: 21.1 (-1.56%)
Point Differential: -0.5
Pythagorean Win %: 0.486

27. S11 Philadelphia Liberty 7-7-0 (0.500)
Points For: 22.1 (-15.98%)
Points Against: 22.4 (-14.89%)
Point Differential: -0.3
Pythagorean Win %: 0.492

26. S29 Orange County Otters 8-8-0 (0.500)
Points For: 26.0 (-0.09%)
Points Against: 25.6 (-1.77%)
Point Differential: +0.4
Pythagorean Win %: 0.510

This gets my made up award for being the most average team in league history.

25. S8 Philadelphia Liberty 7-7-0 (0.500)
Points For: 27.6 (+8.63%)
Points Against: 26.6 (+4.70%)
Point Differential: +1.0
Pythagorean Win %: 0.522

24. S28 Honolulu Hahalua 9-7-0 (0.563)
Points For: 19.9 (-22.24%)
Points Against: 22.3 (-12.94%)
Point Differential: -2.4
Pythagorean Win %: 0.434

23. S30 Orange County Otters 9-7-0 (0.562)
Points For: 25.3 (-1.15%)
Points Against: 27.9 (+9.12%)
Point Differential: -2.6
Pythagorean Win %: 0.442

22. S25 Honolulu Hahalua 8-8-0 (0.500)
Points For: 28.6 (+15.72%)
Points Against: 27.2 (+9.91%)
Point Differential: +1.4
Pythagorean Win %: 0.530

21. S20 Arizona Outlaws 7-6-0 (0.538)
Points For: 24.4 (+0.41%)
Points Against: 25.2 (+3.90%)
Point Differential: -0.8
Pythagorean Win %: 0.480

20. S6 Arizona Outlaws 8-6-0 (0.571)
Points For: 24.0 (-5.72%)
Points Against: 26.7 (+4.95%)
Point Differential: -2.7
Pythagorean Win %: 0.437

19. S5 San Jose SaberCats 8-6-0 (0.571)
Points For: 24.5 (-6.00%)
Points Against: 26.7 (+2.50%)
Point Differential: -2.2
Pythagorean Win %: 0.449

18. S24 Arizona Outlaws 9-7-0 (0.563)
Points For: 21.8 (-2.41%)
Points Against: 23.1 (+3.76%)
Point Differential: -1.4
Pythagorean Win %: 0.464

17. S30 Colorado Yeti 8-8-0 (0.500)
Points For: 24.5 (-4.09%)
Points Against: 21.6 (-15.59%)
Point Differential: +2.9
Pythagorean Win %: 0.575

16. S6 Baltimore Hawks 7-7-0 (0.500)
Points For: 28.4 (+11.40%)
Points Against: 25.1 (-1.51%)
Point Differential: +3.3
Pythagorean Win %: 0.572

15. S15 Yellowknife Wraiths 7-7-0 (0.500)
Points For: 25.6 (+2.76%)
Points Against: 21.8 (-12.45%)
Point Differential: +3.8
Pythagorean Win %: 0.594

14. S3 Yellowknife Wraiths 7-7-0 (0.500)
Points For: 23.7 (+7.05%)
Points Against: 19.6 (-11.33%)
Point Differential: +4.1
Pythagorean Win %: 0.610

13. S9 Yellowknife Wraiths 7-7-0 (0.500)
Points For: 27.1 (+9.27%)
Points Against: 22.6 (-9.13%)
Point Differential: +4.6
Pythagorean Win %: 0.608

12. S7 Baltimore Hawks 7-7-0 (0.500)
Points For: 28.9 (+13.21%)
Points Against: 23.8 (-6.92%)
Point Differential: +5.1
Pythagorean Win %: 0.614

11. S26 Austin Copperheads 9-7-0 (0.563)
Points For: 24.6 (+0.02%)
Points Against: 22.4 (-8.87%)
Point Differential: +2.2
Pythagorean Win %: 0.555

10. S16 Baltimore Hawks 7-6-0 (0.538)
Points For: 24.9 (+1.25%)
Points Against: 20.6 (-16.25%)
Point Differential: +4.3
Pythagorean Win %: 0.611

9. S10 Yellowknife Wraiths 8-6-0 (0.571)
Points For: 26.6 (+9.42%)
Points Against: 22.8 (-6.42%)
Point Differential: +3.9
Pythagorean Win %: 0.592

8. S23 Arizona Outlaws 8-8-0 (0.500)
Points For: 26.8 (+25.02%)
Points Against: 19.1 (-10.61%)
Point Differential: +7.6
Pythagorean Win %: 0.689

How was this team only .500? By pythagorean they would be an 11 win team. They had the #1 offense and #3 defense in the league, and missed out on the playoffs due a tie breaker with fellow 8-8 Austin and their +4 point differential.

7. S5 Philadelphia Liberty 8-6-0 (0.571)
Points For: 28.9 (+11.00%)
Points Against: 24.2 (-7.09%)
Point Differential: +4.7
Pythagorean Win %: 0.604

Basically had the exact same season as the 8-6 Baltimore team that made the playoffs ahead of them. 4 of their 6 losses came in one possession games, including in Week 10 against those Hawks.

6. S29 Yellowknife Wraiths 10-6-0 (0.625)
Points For: 27.5 (+5.68%)
Points Against: 26.1 (+0.15%)
Point Differential: +1.4
Pythagorean Win %: 0.532

S29 NSFC was a story of extremes as there were four 10 win teams, and then three of the four worst teams in the league as well. Yellowknife won 4 of their last 5, but as these stories seem to go, they couldn't beat Sarasota (who got in over them) in Week 13.

5. S26 Arizona Outlaws 9-7-0 (0.563)
Points For: 29.8 (+21.09%)
Points Against: 24.1 (-2.01%)
Point Differential: +5.7
Pythagorean Win %: 0.623

S26, what a special season. Five 9-7 teams in the ASFC. Arizona has a case as the best season among the 5, but alas, those tie breakers will get ya.

4. S2 Colorado Yeti 8-6-0 (0.571)
Points For: 19.1 (-0.97%)
Points Against: 15.4 (-20.18%)
Point Differential: +3.7
Pythagorean Win %: 0.625

Same story as S26 Arizona. Tied for best record in the division, and had the best resume among the 3 that tied (Baltimore got in with a negative point differential).

3. S27 Yellowknife Wraiths 10-6-0 (0.625)
Points For: 29.0 (+19.65%)
Points Against: 26.1 (+7.53%)
Point Differential: +2.9
Pythagorean Win %: 0.563

Talk about a heart breaker. Wraiths and Yeti were both 10-5 going into Week 16. Yeti tied with Honolulu, so Yellowknife just had to beat or tie 5-10 Philadelphia to make it in, but they went and got blown out 31-10.  Also shout out to Yellowknife for showing off their special brand of bad luck, as they have the only two 10 win teams to miss the playoffs, and they occurred in a 3 season span.

2. S22 San Jose SaberCats 8-5-0 (0.615)
Points For: 22.2 (+8.54%)
Points Against: 19.3 (-5.40%)
Point Differential: +2.8
Pythagorean Win %: 0.581

8-4 San Jose entered Week 14 controlling their own fate, facing off against 7-4-1 Austin. Naturally as they are on this list, you can guess how that one turned out.

1. S4 San Jose SaberCats 9-5-0 (0.643)
Points For: 26.6 (+15.70%)
Points Against: 18.9 (-18.11%)
Point Differential: +7.8
Pythagorean Win %: 0.694

For what its worth, the injustice here is limited as the Arizona and Orange County teams that made it in ahead of them in the ASFC were certainly superior teams. The real issue is that San Jose was the third best team in the league, better than any team in the NSFC.

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That's all for now. Next up is Tier III, the playoff also-rans. Look for that, uh eventually.


RE: Ranking Every Team Ever (Part 1) - SouljaBoy2007 - 08-21-2021

You’re a lunatic, this is awesome.


RE: Ranking Every Team Ever (Part 1) - slate - 08-21-2021

Love this media, as always with your work Duke! At the end of this could we see a franchise recap of worst/best/average placings, number of teams in each tier, etc. ?


RE: Ranking Every Team Ever (Part 1) - infinitempg - 08-21-2021

(08-21-2021, 08:53 AM)Modern_Duke Wrote: 148. S7 Colorado Yeti 0-14-0 (0.000)

146. S6 Colorado Yeti 0-14-0 (0.000)

141. S4 Colorado Yeti 1-13-0 (0.071)

140. S16 Colorado Yeti 1-12-0 (0.077)

For those counting, that's 4 of the 9 worst teams ever for Colorado.

ahhh memories

lucky to not have been on the s4 team i guess


RE: Ranking Every Team Ever (Part 1) - The_Kidd - 08-21-2021

in 2 DSFL seasons --- I made the playoffs twice

in 7 NSFL/ISFL seasons ---- I made the playoffs twice

this list brings back a lot of hurt

Also DSFL >>>> ISFL, check my facts above


RE: Ranking Every Team Ever (Part 1) - Jimi64 - 08-21-2021

This is incredible


RE: Ranking Every Team Ever (Part 1) - Yeenoghu - 08-21-2021

Yeti and 'fully in the throws', some things never change.


RE: *Ranking Every Team Ever (Part 1) - 37thchamber - 08-24-2021

fun fact: that season one hawks defense, despite being terrible, had not one, but two future hall of famers on it.

early NSFL seasons were different gravy