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*Scouting Report for Swantavius Payne - Swanty - 02-21-2022
Hello DSFL / ISFL GMs,
I'm more than happy to have one-on-one chats with all of you, but wanted to put out publicly my list of unreasonable demands for Swantavius Payne's career. Here goes!
NO POSITION SWITCHING
Swanty Payne will be an OL for life. His cousin, Swantavius Jones, endured experimental 'resculpting' surgery at the hands of Dr. Nick Riviera to become 130 lbs lighter and 5 inches shorter in order to switch from OL to CB. Hearing the horror stories at the family dinner table is enough to turn Swanty Payne off the idea of ever moving into another position.
IMMEDIATE CALL UP
Swanty Payne loves the DSFL with all his heart, but he's focused on achieving big things at the top level, and would like to stay down for just one season. He will be requesting a contract clause that states if he is not called up to the ISFL before S35 preseason kicks off, he may void the contract immediately.
MUST BE PLAYED AT LEFT TACKLE IN ALL FORMATIONS (ISFL)
Swanty Payne is a bit of a diva, and is insisting that he play at LT in all formations on 100% of offensive snaps when playing in the big leagues, otherwise he may void the contract immediately.
OTHER CONTRACT DETAILS
Swantavius Payne is more than happy to never be paid more than the required minimum, and happy for a TO to be included if the team so wishes.
NO TEAM PREFERENCE
Swanty Payne has no team preferences at either level. I enjoyed my time with London and Berlin greatly, but Payne is 100% open minded about any locker room.
NO WAR ROOM
I would like to not be in the War Room at either DSFL/ISFL level while I'm still in Head Office.
There you have it, Swantavius Payne's unreasonable list of demands! He can't wait to see where he's heading to in next week's DSFL draft!
RE: Scouting Report for Swantavius Payne - Pat - 02-21-2022
F- pick
RE: Scouting Report for Swantavius Payne - zaynzk - 02-21-2022
Who does this guy think he is smh
RE: Scouting Report for Swantavius Payne - NicholasTheGreat - 02-21-2022
Good luck in your quest.
I'm at 1250 pancakes, no one else has crossed 880.
And I got one season to go.
RE: Scouting Report for Swantavius Payne - Kotasa - 02-21-2022
#NotMyCommish
RE: Scouting Report for Swantavius Payne - infinitempg - 02-21-2022
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RE: Scouting Report for Swantavius Payne - Yeenoghu - 02-21-2022
Pick me instead! I'm 1 TPE lower so have a 1/200 chance of being cheaper.
RE: Scouting Report for Swantavius Payne - Cody - 02-21-2022
Swanty more like wanty with all these requests.
RE: Scouting Report for Swantavius Payne - GlimsTC - 02-21-2022
I can’t believe this guy would just show up and…want things. Truly the end of times
RE: Scouting Report for Swantavius Payne - ZootTX - 02-21-2022
How do you feel about the cold?