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RE: (S34) PT 3 - Merch Madness - KaleSalad - 03-21-2022
SHL affiliate
RE: (S34) PT 3 - Merch Madness - SchwarzNarr - 03-21-2022
shl affiliate
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RE: (S34) PT 3 - Merch Madness - Z-Whiz - 03-21-2022
SHL Affliction
RE: (S34) PT 3 - Merch Madness - Reno - 03-21-2022
SHL PT
RE: (S34) PT 3 - Merch Madness - HalfEatenOnionBagel - 03-21-2022
You think money just grows on trees do you? Well of course it doesn't, everyone knows that. But look football teams don't just print money either, that's a myth. TV deals? Are you kidding me? When was the last time you saw ISFL on TV? This ain't the SFL with it's fancy conference at La Quinta and TV deal with Channel 974 or whatever. That might also just be the Jazz channel. Hey by the way, Jazz Station on youtube, great place to meet hot singles in your area. I'll give you that tip for free. But that's besides the point. No, the way that we actually make money around here, I'll let you in on a secret. It's not ticket sales or concessions or parking. The real secret: Merchandising! Come I'll show you, open up this door. Come walk this way, take a look. We put the team's name on everything! Merchandising, merchandising! Where the real money from the team is made. SaberCats the t-shirt. SaberCats the coloring book. SaberCats the lunchbox. SaberCats the breakfast cereal. SaberCats the flamethrower! The kids love this one. Last but not least, SaberCats the doll, me. (Orpheus picks up a toy that looks just like him and pulls the string on its back. The doll proceeds to say "fuck this sim") Adorable.
RE: (S34) PT 3 - Merch Madness - rapideagle - 03-21-2022
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RE: (S34) PT 3 - Merch Madness - BOOM™ - 03-21-2022
Crossover Jersey
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RE: (S34) PT 3 - Merch Madness - TomHanks - 03-22-2022
You’re asking a player who is more or less merchandise what would be some good merchandising opportunities? Toys of course! As the reigning champions, the Baltimore Hawks are already in a position to capitalize and bring in some younger fans who are deciding on their team for the rest of their lives. Let’s build on that and get some merchandise for that demographic while also adding some more friends for the band of toys Sheriff Woody likes to hang out with. A plush golden hawk is an excellent place to start. Get folks on board with the culture of the franchise. A toy size football so that kids can play catch with their toys and get new toys involved in the sport. For the Woody superfans out there, lets get a Baltimore themed cowboy hat. Bright yellow with the hawks with flags marching around the brim. For parents concerned with concussions if their child becomes a football player, try the newest toy in our lineup, toddler’s first uprights. The only place to get your child on the path of an NFL kicker, one of the safest positions in football.
RE: (S34) PT 3 - Merch Madness - captjanko - 03-22-2022
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Baltimore Hawks have a unique situation. They're recent ISFL Ultimus Champions and fans are clamoring for championship merchandise. Fortunately, the Hawks' brain trust has come together and asked Morpheus to spearhead their efforts to get unique championship merchandise in fans' hands.
Morpheus is pleased to announce the Baltimore Hawks Ultimus Championship Cookbook!
Within these pages, read the recipes Morpheus followed when cooking for the Championship winning Defensive Line. Recipes include: Fajitas, Shrimp Tacos, Miner's Pie, Gabagool, Stuffed Mushrooms, Spaghetti and Meatballs, Chicken Pot Pie, and many many more! Many of these recipes come from Mama Czargyros, others from the comments of New York Times Cooking.
Included with each recipe are Morpheus' pairings. These pairings include music to listen to and which beer to drink while cooking. For example, nothing pairs better with cooking Chicken Pot Pie than drinking a dark stout while listening to MF Doom. Buy the Baltimore Hawks Ultimus Championship Cookbook today for the ultimate culinary experience!
RE: (S34) PT 3 - Merch Madness - LancedJack - 03-22-2022
If you can't see the obvious marketing opportunity available to the Portland Pythons then I've got news for you. Not only do you lack the spirit of an entreupeneur, you also clearly lack any imagination. What we have here are bright green condoms, with a forked tongue and a striped appearance. We offer them free at games initially before pushing them into our restrooms and our concessions stands. We could also potentially use them as balloons to offset the cost of actually paying for balloons. I give you, the Portland Python Pickle Penetration Protector. No more will your wee man be left to fend for himself. It takes all 11 men out there to make a difference. Let us be your defensive co-ordinator, your face cage. You wouldn't send your star player out there unprotected, so don't! We've got you covered, from kick off to the final whistle, stay safe with the Portland Python Pickle Penetration Protector.