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*Rolling Into Trouble In Tijuana - Aleris - 04-12-2022
It was a sunny day in Tijuana. It was always sunny. Triple Option liked that. Practice had gone well. The team was clicking. Playoffs were on the horizon. Option had stayed late, working on some endurance training at the Luchadores facilities. He decided to roll home in the cool west coast air.
About halfway home, Triple Option got the bizarre feeling that the car behind him had yet to pass him. Turns out it was following him! When the occupants of the van realized they’d been spotted, they jumped. Option fought hard. Bloodying two of the kidnappers. But was overpowered and thrown into the van.
“Who are you?? Where are you taking me?”
*SMACK* “Shut it, Team Liquid™ Gaming Chair!”
Option had no idea what was happening. They had covered his headrest with a black sack. He couldn’t see anything. The car ride seemed to last forever. Poor Option rolling around in the back. He tried to keep track of the turns, but it was too much. He was disoriented.
Eventually the van stopped. Option was removed and brought into a warehouse. He could tell he was by the coast. He could hear the birds and smell the sea. *Am I down by the docks?*
Option was lead to a table and strapped down. The bag was removed. In front of him was a large figure in a mask. “You there, you’ve been AUDITED and found guilty. We are removing your TPE by force. You will speak nothing of this to anyone. Am a clear?” the large man barked.
“Uh…crystal, I guess” stammered Option.
Then the pain came. There was a sharp poke in Option’s back. He could feel his life force draining out of his back. The large man cackled “Hahahaha, we are reducing your endurance. You have been too good in the DSFL, it’s time to level the playing field! Ahahah”
Option passed out. He woke up a day later. His phone blowing up asking where he was. He let his coach know he was okay. He thinks he just had a long night of partying. Not seeming to remember the kidnapping fiasco. Option couldn’t help but feel like his endurance had been reduced a bit. Must have been the tequila.
RE: Rolling Into Trouble In Tijuana - Kotasa - 04-13-2022
How dare they treat my Team Liquid tm Gaming Chair like this!!!
RE: Rolling Into Trouble In Tijuana - slothfacekilla - 04-14-2022
I must protect our gaming chair at all costs
RE: Rolling Into Trouble In Tijuana - sathona - 04-14-2022
Am I allowed to torture the other players to drain their life force? Please advise.