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*DSFL Community Season Predictions - RockbotRockbo - 06-24-2022

DSFL Community Season Predictions

The S36 DSFL Season looks to kick off next Tuesday and it looks to be an exciting clash between young talent, exciting rookies from last year, and veterans looking to make their final mark on the league. Old stalwarts heading up makes this season a exciting opportunity for anybody out there. Because of that, it makes it super difficult to predict who will finish where, so I turned to the collective vote.  Thanks to @Glims-TC for making all ballots public again, I decided to make a google sheet that takes in all the ballots cast, and spits out a collective ranking of the community, predicting who will finish where.

Here is the final product:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1o_0tWAabEwC2D2Ep7nSxrxrsQo_0if2MRbMrXZifQKs/edit#gid=1043292439


The results will update live as ballots are submitted, so what I am typing out now might change as more ballots come in (and I want to apologize in advance if I missed anybody). As of today, here is where the ISFL Collective thinks where teams will finish, out of the 15 ballots cast.


North Standings

1. POR Portland Pythons

6 1st Place Votes
4 2nd Place Votes
3 3rd Place Votes
2 4th Place Votes

Average Rank: 2.07

The Pythons finished 10-4 last season and will be looking to make a splash in this year. Quarterback Boone McCoy will be looking to accurately sling the ball to his receiving options. McCoy will be backed up by rookie QB Adrian St. Christmas. They will feature rookie RB Dobromil Dvorak. The Wide Receiving Core will consist of rookie Luther Vox, Blibby Shipoopy, Swantavius Torch, S35 receiving yards leader Ollie O’Donnell, and Payton Wilhelm. Tight Ends L F.T and Turt Golum look to bolster their attack.

Their defense features the likes of Akaki Akayre, Absolute Unit, and Spot RoboDog. They will be joined by rookie Linebacker Monty Ward. Their backfield will consist of Andrae Washington, Suggs Upshar II, Alexander Johnson, Roma Amir-Kani, and Poopoo InPee look to man their backfield. They will be aided by Saftey Inspector Gadget. Rookie Kicker and Punter Cade York Jr. Jr. will look to send Portland to the next level with his kicks.


2. KCC Kansas City Coyotes

3 1st Place Votes
6 2nd Place Votes
5 3rd Place Votes
1 4th Place Votes

Average Rank: 2.27

The Coyotes finished 8-6 last year and will be looking to make another deep playoff run. Last season’s MVP Queen Elizabeth II returns at Quarterback. She is helped by the rushing quartet of Mogus Sus, Amorea RenField, Ram 1500, and Jair Pharaoh. They return 3 electrifying WR’s of Austin Morley, Mandrews McHollywood, and Octavio Perez. They also feature Tight Ends Vinia Emmet, Benny Kane, JJ Lopez-Daniels, and Dick Flowers. Rookie Offensive Linemen Dusty Wilson will keep this offense from falling to defenses around the league.

Their defensive line will consist of Tyrod Iverson, rookies Larry Fisherman and Matthew Busse Jr.; and Smitty Oom. They will be helped by Linebackers Ryland Bunnell and Tampa Hawthorne. Their CB room includes rookie Baccari Rambo, Jahiem Lopez-Mason, Cup of Tea, Bash Bros, and The Best D Is a Good O. They will be helped by Safties Buddy Little, Dalibor Dvorsky, and Hands Solo. Rookie Kicker and Punter Known Acquantience will look to complete the set for the Coyotes


3. LON London Royals

5 1st Place Votes
2 2nd Place Votes
6 3rd Place Votes
2 4th Place Votes

Average Rank: 2.33

The Royals finished 7-7 last year and will be looking to take it to the next level. With their veteran QB being called up to the ISFL, They will be looking to rely on rookie QB Nova Montagne. They will be aided by the backfield of Leandre Diarra, Danny Nedelko, and Lenny Lyons. Receivers Ayomide Ayodele, Mickey Lauvin, Bobby Jacuzzi, Jim Nasium, and Kevin Mason look to provide deep threats for their new Quarterback. Their Tight End options include Benny Hana, Luka Magic, Deuce Dawkins, and Mike Donovan. Koty Kochan, Yummy Hotdogpie, and Trigger Robinson will look to make sure their freshman QB stays upright.

Their defensive line is aided by the likes of Joseph Reed, Marquis Clanton, Amadan Fool, and Lucky Pulls. Their Linebacker group features S35 Tackle leader Ignatius Reilly, Emerson Quinn, and Matthew Gordon. Outlaw Mode Sicko and Fairy de Pengu look to shut down opposing corners. They will be helped by the safety duo of Quendyn Quarterstorm and Aleksandr Milescu. Their kickers Sleeping Fist and Jeremy Crouse Jr. will look to put this team on the right foot.



4. MIN Minnesota Grey Ducks

1 1st Place Votes
3 2nd Place Votes
1 3rd Place Votes
10 4th Place Votes

Average Rank: 2.33

This team is my team, so I hope I get this right. This team’s offense finished 4-10 last year but oozes with potential, led by Field General Owen Farrell. RB’s Kawai Bartok, Malcolm Graves, The Incredible Bulk, and rookie Lee King. fuel the Grey Duck Rushing attach. At Wide Receiver, they feature Martin Richards, Sinichi Kudo, Shyhiem Walker, Rockbot Rockbo, and captain Calvin Spiff. They will be helped by Tight Ends Mike Stallworth, Johnny Rex Nelson, Trey Branch, and rookie Lionel Shea. Jimmy Holding and Longrod Von Hugendong look to set this team upright.

Their Defensive Line consists of Aqueel Steele, Mike Scott, and Joe Jitdee. Notable Linebackers include Sam Azjha, Hunter Cloud, Dustin Hamilton, Gribbuh Fister, and Futa Shinkawa. Cornerbacks Vander Page and Bonzi Buddy look to shut down opposing wideouts, and will be joined by Safetys Nate Winter, S35 Saftey of the Year Teemo Swift, Caleb Lee, and rookie Davis Fern. Preston Beatz, Josepi The great will be looking to provide long-needed stability at kicker.


South Standings


1. NOR Norfolk Seawolves

7 1st Place Votes
5 2nd Place Votes
3 4th Place Votes

Average Rank: 1.93

The defending Ultimiti champions. QB Pete Zuh will be scrambling all over defenses next season. Zuh is aided by RB’s DJ Emmanuel, DeJay Watts, Victor King, and Randy Randy. He will have the help of Lucas McCorn, rookies Tommy Allen, Orion Jasper and Aaron Ford, Adison Bond, and veteran Thomas Robinson at Wide Receiver. They will be joined by Tigh End Cardino Tarotino. Offensive Linemen Dillon Whopper, Pilot RedSun, and Orlando Doom will keep the offense running.

They will also feature Nils Hottenrother and rookie Matthew Mayhem on the Defensive Line. Carissa van Campen and Rip Scorely will anchor the Seawolf Linebacker core. Their backfield consists of Will Nightingale and Safties Adam Graves, Jasper Fontaine, rookie Tingis Pingus, and S35 DSFL Returner of the Year Ja’uan Holland. Kicker and Punter Dorfus Jimbo Jr Jr Jr will add to the team on Special Teams.


2. TIJ Tijuana Luchadores

6 1st Place Votes
5 2nd Place Votes
2 3rd Place Votes
2 4th Place Votes

Average Rank: 2.00

The Luchadores oozed a lot of potential last season, and they will be looking to make another deep playoff run. Runningbacks Prince Shafer, Gavin Kusher, CG Breezy, Triple Option, and Michaelangelo McTurtle look to score from their potent backfield.  Drew Stowe, Don Dobbler, rookies Delores Bickerman, Toby Hays, and D’Squarius Green V, and S35 DSFL Wide Receiver of the Year Maximilian Hamilton look to be a formidable receiving quartet. Richard Harden and Skratch Brooke look to be a formidable option from the Tight End Position. Their O Line features Pan Cakes, Dennis Rodman, and Larry Jenkins.

Their defensive line consists of Sexy Wilfork and Bunk McDunk. Linebackers who will solidify the defense incluude Walter McKinley and Aikeek Dafootbawl. Ther Cornerback room features rookie Charlie Thorsen, S35 Forced Fumble leader Donatello McTurtle and S35 PD leader Mabel Pines. They will be helped by Safeties Kyzir Washington and rookie Derrick Deshaw. S35 Kicker of the Year Savanthun T. Witchqeen will look to make her mark as Tijuana’s kicker


3. BBB Bondi Beach Buccaneers

1 1st Place Votes
1 2nd Place Votes
10 3rd Place Votes
3 4th Place Votes

Average Rank: 3.00

Bondi Beach will also be looking to take that next step after a 3-11 season. They have a new QB. At RB, they have Tyler Orator Jr., Bean Delphine Jr, Udo E Beaty, Jack R, Derrian Lattimore, and Edward Coats. Receiving options for them include Ronnie Shanahan, Jesse Thorne, Manjyot Mangat, CJ Jones, Patrick Collins, Laden Segrest, Tay Tay, Dip Dhillon, and star Derrick Prince. Reece Wells II and rookie Jordan Hartline man their Tight End group, with Offensive Linemen Trench Warfare and Thwomp mauling through defenses.

Their defensive line consists of the likes of Zaire King and rookie Stryker Brown. At Linebacker, Max Van Reign and S35 DSFL LB of the Year Kevin McThumper will make their defense nasty. Their corners Greg Givens, Jonathan Altidor and number 1 overall pick Jason Dexius will be aided by Daniel Sturgeon and Ken Schaffenhausen at Saftey. S35 DSFL Punter of the Year Patrick Cunningham and Alfonso Dos Santos look to add value in Special Teams.


4. DAL Dallas Birddogs

1 1st Place Votes
4 2nd Place Votes
3 3rd Place Votes
7 4th Place Votes

Average Rank: 3.07

Dallas will also be looking to improve on a 3-11 season, led by Mobile QB Roque Santa Cruz. Santa Cruz will be backed up by QB Brock Landers Jr.  They will be helped in the backfield by Nick Smith and Orange Justice. They will have the help of Mitch Mu$a, JaJuan Anthony, Scrappy White, Damien Chambers, Rocky Moreaux, MattDominique Johnson Jr., Terry Jice, Matthew Mara, Derrick Armstrong, and Leek Mai-Heinous. Tight Ends include Waluigi Gronkowski. Offensive Linemen Mikey Quince look to keep Santa Cruz and Landers Jr. upright.

Their defensive line consists of Duke Houdini, Daddt Edd, rookie Bay Webb, Johnny Sins, Charles Chapman, and JR Frankenstero. Their Linebacking group will be led by Winston Boogie and Ducky Donkey. They have a deep backfield, including Cornerbacks Lamarcus Thompson, Hans R. Stone, Richard Skinns, and S35 Interceptions leader Cuttino Mobley. They will be aided by Safteys Davyon White, Joe Ruddy, Phillip King, Matthew Bee, and Kaiden King. Punter and Kickers Josh Carlson and Paddy MacGuinness will also be looking to put this team into the next gear.


Regular Season Champion Predictions


  1. NOR Norfolk Seawolves - 6 Votes
  2. LON London Royals - 4 Votes
  3. POR Portland Pythons - 2 Votes
  4. KCC Kansas City Coyotes - 1 Vote
  5. MIN Minnesota Grey Ducks - 1 Vote
  6. TIJ Tijuana Luchadores - 1 Vote