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goodbye - Sebster - 08-03-2022

I'm not gay but I want to live in a log cabin in the woods with @Gordon Bombay. We won't ever have sex, but there will be a simmering erotic undercurrent as I stand in the kitchen window watching him tighten his ass as he chops wood, shirtless, sweat pouring off his body. I'll run upstairs and take a nap, the entire time forcing myself to think of sheep while my thoughts drift back to @Gordon Bombay. I won't be able to fall asleep and I'll eventually go back downstairs, angry. Sometimes we will look across the table and catch each other's eyes, and in that second, anything is possible, but we both deny ourselves and go back to what we were doing. One day one of us will die, and the other will bury him outside the log cabin.

@Alikh new london gm


RE: goodbye - 2Lzy - 08-03-2022

I have hidden cameras all over the cabin. There better be sex.


RE: goodbye - Twenty6 - 08-03-2022

How fitting that this guy's retirement is punctuated by a meme.

I LOVE YOU, SEB!


RE: goodbye - Jaywe88 - 08-03-2022

Wait say sike


RE: goodbye - Alikh - 08-03-2022

I hope that in time I develop the same level of platonic sexual frustration in London as @Sebster


RE: goodbye - DeadlyPlayer - 08-03-2022

I'm a new user and I can't believe this kind of stuff is posted in this league! For Shame!


RE: goodbye - sathona - 08-03-2022

I am considering accelerating the timeline I had originally planned for conquering and consuming this planet.


RE: goodbye - Twenty6 - 08-03-2022

(08-03-2022, 08:21 PM)sathona Wrote: I am considering accelerating the timeline I had originally planned for conquering and consuming this planet.
I'm surprised you still want it.


RE: goodbye - DREAMSLOTH - 08-03-2022

This is the least weird thing I've ever seen Seb post.


RE: goodbye - Crunk - 08-04-2022

This seems kinda vanilla, ngl