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*S37 Mock Draft, but my Alexa randomly picks each pick and I roast the results - RockbotRockbo - 08-12-2022 S37 Mock Draft, but Alexa randomly picks each pick and I roast the results DISCLAIMER: I harbor no hate towards anyone here, I love you all. Plz don't take anything here personally and feel free to roast this mock or my other mocks in the comments below. With that being said, today I decided to let Alexa randomly decide each pick in the S37 ISFL Draft. Then I'll go through each pick and either roast the team that selected them or the player. Here's how it worked: 1. I assigned each prospect a number from 1 to 43. 2. I asked my Amazon Alexa to pick a number from the number pool, and whoever is selected gets picked. 3. Repeat until draft is over. 4. Roast the results. Anyways, lets get the show on the road: Round 1 1. Round 1 Pick 1 Berlin Fire Salamanders: RB Aaron Ford - @Aford9910 Norfolk Seawolves - 83 TPE Aaron Ford looks to join Rab Thecrab and Marvin Toledo as their RB committee of the future so they dont draft number 1 again. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 2. Round 1 Pick 2 New York Silverbacks: DE Stryker Brown - @chxhawk Bondi Beach Buccaneers - 187 TPE Stryker Brown will learn under Medicinal Toblerone and literally become the starter if active, because if Toblerone is active any longer he would probably die. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 3. Round 1 Pick 3 Colorado Yeti: KP Cade York Jr. Jr. - @LSUFAN101 Portland Pythons - 104 TPE Instead of drafting for need, Colorado prioritizes the two KP system with Cade Yor Jr. Jr. and Orlando Doom. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 4. Round 1 Pick 4 Austin Copperheads: RB Danny Ndelko - @Crunk London Royals - 256 TPE Austin gets Philadelphia's GM to replace Jim the Vampire. Let's hope this is the only RB Austin takes... ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 5. Round 1 Pick 5 Baltimore Hawks: S Ryan Murray - @RyanM1414 Bondi Beach Buccaneers - 130 TPE Ryan Murray gets to join the Safety room in Baltimore and take over Pasta the Turtle someday so their secondary can actually stop a pass for once. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 6. Round 1 Pick 6 New Orleans Second Line: OL Yummy HotDogPie - @FleshBagSoup London Royals - 119 TPE HotDogPie will join IsHe... ReallyInvisible and Madison Beer in the Big Easy. Beer, Hot dogs, and being invisible sounds like the recipe for an interesting night. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 7. Round 1 Pick 7 New York Silverbacks: RB Michael Touchback - @TacocaT Minnesota Grey Ducks - 194 TPE The Silverbacks take TacocaT as he counts up the yards to their starting role. That is if TacocaT doesn't immediately ragequit at New York's non-counting prowess and decides to recreate out of spite. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 8. Round 1 Pick 8 Colorado Yeti: CB Bacarri Rambo - @Bacarri_Rambo Kansas City Coyotes - 63 TPE The Yeti go for the lolz and take the lowest rated player on my board to immediately take over Stark and Harper's starting roles combine. for the lolz. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 9. Round 1 Pick 9 Yellowknife Wraiths: QB Nova Montagne - @OrbitingDeath London Royals - 277 TPE Wait... how the hell did this happen again? The QB succession for Yellowknife is safe in this mock too. Lucky them. Parmelee can mentor Montagne in how to be absolutely screwed by the sim. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 10. Round 1 Pick 10 Berlin Fire Salamanders: QB Brock Landers Jr. - @gucci Dallas Birddogs - 250 TPE Berlin ignores drafting for need and will roll with the 3 QB system, with Singh, Santa Cruz, and Landers Jr. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 11. Round 1 Pick 11 Honolulu Hahalua: KP Paddy MacGuinness - @ThePope Dallas Birddogs - 76 TPE Paddy MacGuinness joins and becomes literally the future kicker for the Hahalua. That is my roast. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 12. Round 1 Pick 12 Chicago Butchers: S Inspector Gadget - @Gadget Portland Pythons - 133 TPE Chicago ignores drafting for their future offense and will rock the 4 Saftey look in S38. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 13. Round 1 Pick 13 Sarasota Sailfish: DE Thwomp - @WALDO Bondi Beach Buccaneers - 166 TPE Thwomp! Sarasota requires more Defensive Ends after drafting both Harley and Steele last season. However they are terrible at stopping the run since they don't have a RB to stop in practice. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 14. Round 1 Pick 14 Honolulu Hahalua: OL Brandon Mason - @Bmason0520 Kansas City Coyotes - 189 TPE The Hahalua replace Lane Frost with Brandon Mason. Easy decision here and the pick should be turned in faster than Lane's retirement. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Round 2 15. Round 2 Pick 1 Berlin Fire Salamanders: CB Tingis Pingis - @negs Norfolk Seawolves - 253 TPE Berlin ignores drafting for need again and decide to take Arizona's GM here so that their GM can stop earning and sabotage his opponent. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 16. Round 2 Pick 2 New York Silverbacks: WR Dip Dhillon - @Dip Bondi Beach Buccaneers - 279 TPE Wait... this pick makes sense? In real life, Dip would have gone earlier but a good WR is much needed for the Silverbacks. A broken clock can be right twice a day. Take notes, New York. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 17. Round 2 Pick 3 Colorado Yeti: LB Gribbuh Fister - @Hontier Minnesota Grey Ducks - 179 TPE Colorado picks up a LB that is not in S30 or S33. He will pair well with Jones for the one season they are both relevant. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 18. Round 2 Pick 4 Austin Copperheads: RB Dobromil Dvorajk - @Southie Portland Pythons - 82 TPE Austin drafted a Runningback with the 4th pick, so they should focus on other needs such as running back... ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 19. Round 2 Pick 5 Colorado Yeti: DE D'Squarius Green V - @Ren_Solo Tijuana Luchadores - 177 TPE The Yeti goes from Mongo to D'Squarius Green V. What a name man. There are as many D'Squarius Green's as there are letters in the name Mongo. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 20. Round 2 Pick 6 New Orleans Second Line: QB Delores Bickerman - @Kyamprac Tijuana Luchadores - 336 TPE New Orleans forgets they need to draft defense and drafts Delores Bickerman to play... in a 2 QB system with Elessar Jones. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 21. Round 2 Pick 7 Philadelphia Liberty: LB Jordan Hartline - @RDBSouthPaw Bondi Beach Buccaneers - 232 TPE Jordan Hartline becomes their next young LB. And only young LB. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 22. Round 2 Pick 8 Philadelphia Liberty: CB Adam Rage - @MrMom Tijuana Luchadores - 140 TPE Philly has drafted a CB in S28, 31, 34, 36, and now 37. Why draft for need when CORNERBACK. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 23. Round 2 Pick 9 Yellowknife Wraiths: WR Matthew Mara - @High Stick King Dallas Birddogs - 308 TPE Troy Abed will retire soon, so they have Spiff taking over for Abed, and Mara taking over for Spiff. They need weapons when Yellowknife has its yearly sim meltdown. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 24. Round 2 Pick 10 San Jose Sabercats: S Dalibor Dvorsky - @Lemorse7 Kansas City Coyotes - 69 TPE San Jose chooses not to draft for need but to have a 3 safety look in 4 years' time. This is the new meta. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 25. Round 2 Pick 11 Arizona Outlaws: WR Cornelius King III - @CeeKay Dallas Birddogs - 95 TPE Arizona will look for a... WR when they have Crash and Staggs. I guess this means Torch is their full-time returner now. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 26. Round 2 Pick 12 Sarasota Sailfish: CB Jason Oexius - @Moldycheez4 Bondi Beach Buccaneers - 277 TPE The entire reason why Sarasota selects Oexius is that an amazing name will replace another amazing name. Jason Oexius replaces HeHateMe PickSix II. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 27. Round 2 Pick 13 Chicago Butchers: LB Charlie Thorsen - @Amidships Tijuana Luchadores - 323 TPE Chicago... you need to think about your future offense at some point... However, Chicago wants MOAR DEFENSE. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 28. Round 2 Pick 14 New Orleans Second Line: WR Rocky Moreaux - @qWest Dallas Birddogs - 260 TPE The Second Line draft ANOTHER WR for the future to add to Dobbler and Rockbo, rather than going for Defense. In a few seasons' time, the Second Line will have Dobbler, Mada, Moreaux, and Rockbo score 3 Touchdowns each as they lose 99-84. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Round 3 29. Round 3 Pick 1 Berlin Fire Salamanders: TE Cardorino Tarotino - @lamp_wizard Norfolk Seawolves - 82 TPE Berlin looks at their 2-12 defense and says this is fine. Instead opting for the only TE in the draft... that is IA. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 30. Round 3 Pick 2 New York Silverbacks: KP Known Acquaintance - @r0tzbua Kansas City Coyotes - 266 TPE New York hears about the 2 KP meta and decides they want in on the fun. Known Acquaintance joins Ian Cole III in the Silverback locker room. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 31. Round 3 Pick 3 Colorado Yeti: QB Preston Beatz - @DarknessRising Minnesota Grey Ducks - 246 TPE LLL has more L's than the L's in his name. Colorado thinks this is absolutely unacceptable beyond any reasonable doubt, so they take Preston Beatz here. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 32. Round 3 Pick 4 Austin Copperheads OL Dusty Wilson - @dustywilson22 Kansas City Coyotes - 269 TPE Austin got their Runningbacks, now they need to make the 900 runningbacks on their roster move the football effectively. They take Dusty Wilson to help out with that. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 33. Round 3 Pick 5 Baltimore Hawks: WR Luther Vox - @LutherVox London Royals - 160 TPE Baltimore takes another RB so that Sconnie McSix can change positions AGAIN to become a RB. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 34. Round 3 Pick 6 New Orleans Second Line: LB Monty Ward - @xQCFamous Portland Pythons - 204 TPE New Orleans remembers they have a defense to fix and goes for the LB that will actually, maybe win games for them. Maybe. No promises... ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 35. Round 3 Pick 7 New York Silverbacks: DE Bay Webb - @TheHammer43 Dallas Birddogs - 254 TPE New York's DE situation is so bad... they went for 2 DE's this draft... I honestly feel too bad so I'm not gonna roast this one. This isn't even a joke I legitimately feel bad. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 36. Round 3 Pick 8 Berlin Fire Salamanders: CB Vader Page - @Vishy Minnesota Grey Ducks - 68 TPE Instead of drafting for need, Berlin takes another young CB so they can finally achieve their lifelong goal of picking number 1 back to back. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 37. Round 3 Pick 9 Yellowknife Wraiths: QB Grayson Yates - @Arctic Bondi Beach Buccaneers - 252 TPE Yellowknife drafts another QB to learn the Parmelee way of being screwed by the sim. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 38. Round 3 Pick 10 San Jose Sabercats: WR Mickey Lauvin - @McLovin London Royals - 71 TPE San Jose looked at London's receiving corps and decides, "You know what? We need some of that!" Absolutely mental. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 39. Round 3 Pick 11 Arizona Outlaws: QB Adrian St. Christmas - @nunccoepi Portland Pythons - 281 TPE Arizona decides they want a QB named St. Christmas in the literal hottest place in America. St. Christmas will not be happy here and will depart back to the North Pole... or Yellowknife (close enough) when his rookie contract is up ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 40. Round 3 Pick 12 Orange County Otters: WR Orion Jasper - @HasumiKi Norfolk Seawolves - 100 TPE Slim pickings left for Orange County who seems to emulate the LA Rams bc "f*** em picks'. They need to get a WR to catch the final touchdown in a playoff gameE where they lose in heartbreaking fashion yet again. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 41. Round 3 Pick 13 Sarasota Sailfish: S Deckerd Deshaw - @deckerd Tijuana Luchadores - 122 TPE Going for a S here makes so much sense bc they need a literal saftey net for maybe 1 performance next year. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 42. Round 3 Pick 14 Honolulu Hahalua: RB Blibby Shpoopy - @WhatAmUs Portland Pythons - 100 TPE Honolulu fell asleep when the clock was running and Shpoopy'd out this pick. Their brains must be as mushy as the author after trying to roast every draft pick. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Round 4 43. Round 4 Pick 1 Berlin Fire Salamanders: CB Wae Traynes - @Jabs London Royals - 199 TPE Berlin somehow got the first and last pick of the ISFL Draft. They hope getting Traynes means that they will only get the last pick of the draft next time. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- RE: S37 Mock Draft, but my Alexa randomly picks each pick and I roast the results - Exilizer - 08-12-2022 This is peak off season content! RE: S37 Mock Draft, but my Alexa randomly picks each pick and I roast the results - Moldycheez4 - 08-12-2022 wow Alexa is on crack RE: S37 Mock Draft, but my Alexa randomly picks each pick and I roast the results - Opera_Phantom - 08-12-2022 4. Round 1 Pick 4 AUS Austin Copperheads: RB Danny Ndelko - @Crunk London Royals - 256 TPE Austin gets Philadelphia's GM to replace Jim the Vampire. Let's hope this is the only RB Austin takes... @Crunk secret agent RE: S37 Mock Draft, but my Alexa randomly picks each pick and I roast the results - TheHammer43 - 08-12-2022 3RD ROUND?????!!!! Alexa! Why you gotta do me like that! RE: S37 Mock Draft, but my Alexa randomly picks each pick and I roast the results - Kyamprac - 08-12-2022 Quote:New Orleans forgets they need to draft defense and drafts Delores Bickerman to play... in a 2 QB system with Elessar Jones. I mean I guess if I gotta share at least it's with mith RE: S37 Mock Draft, but my Alexa randomly picks each pick and I roast the results - OrbitingDeath - 08-12-2022 (08-12-2022, 01:59 AM)RockbotRockbo Wrote: S37 Mock Draft, but Alexa randomly picks each pick and I roast the results @ZootTX I'm sorry. But do you believe in faith by now? RE: *S37 Mock Draft, but my Alexa randomly picks each pick and I roast the results - Crunk - 08-12-2022 Always happy to GM Philly! RE: *S37 Mock Draft, but my Alexa randomly picks each pick and I roast the results - Yeenoghu - 08-12-2022 New York with absolutely incredible RNG in this draft. |