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*Oryx, the Taken King Call-out Post - Jaywe88 - 09-07-2022
Oryx, I’m calling you out. The supposed Destroyer of Light needs to start destroying some leg lifts. Let’s look at your stats thus far. Trust me, I’ve been looking into them. Your days are numbered, Taken Chump. How are you both 12/12 in extra points and 2/6 in kicks between 30-39 yards? How is it possible that your longest kick is a 50-yarder and you’re pulling this STUNT on us? Am I paying you too much? Does the ultra instinct only come out when you’re looking to TIE a game? I would look at your short game but I’m afraid of what I would see. You’ve made your only FG under 29 yards so you do get a pass for now. But my Brother in Crota, what is you doing? You’ve only made half of your kicks at all and you are killing us. Out. There.
In conclusion, I’ll never understand how DSFL football teams like the Tijuana Luchadores allow kickers that just.... miss... kicks. I feel like there has to be pools of kickers in the USA that won’t miss simple kicks. Would love opinions on this.
Don’t be going to Shazam (@AnUnoriginalGuy) now.
RE: Oryx, the Taken King Call-out Post - DREAMSLOTH - 09-07-2022
Ok but let's talk about Don Dobbler's stats this season.
RE: Oryx, the Taken King Call-out Post - Jaywe88 - 09-07-2022
Oh I’m nowhere near done, I’m in the hole and need equipment money so you BET I will
RE: *Oryx, the Taken King Call-out Post - Gadget - 09-07-2022
Dobbler, I’m calling you out. The supposed dobbler of don needs to start destroying some leg lifts. Let’s look at your stats thus far. Trust me, I’ve been looking into them. Your days are numbered, Taken Chump. How are you both 3.6 catches per game and 43 in yards per game? How is it possible that your longest reception is a +40-yarder and you’re pulling this STUNT on us? Am I paying you too much? Does the ultra instinct only come out when you’re looking to TIE a game? I would look at your short game but I’m afraid of what I would see. You’ve made your only catch under 29 yards so you do get a pass for now. But my Brother in dobble, what is you doing? You’ve only made half of your passes at all and you are killing us. Out. There.
In conclusion, I’ll never understand how ISFL football teams like the New Orleans Second Line allow receivers that just.... drop... passes. I feel like there has to be pools of receivers in the USA that won’t miss simple passes. Would love opinions on this.
RE: *Oryx, the Taken King Call-out Post - sathona - 09-08-2022
truly an embarrassment to the family
RE: *Oryx, the Taken King Call-out Post - AnUnoriginalGuy - 09-18-2022
owo what’s this