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*Jazzy's Favorite Things - lordcoolcats - 12-01-2022

Jasper Fontaine is a lover of many things. Fine wine. Tourmaline cuff links. Designer Beignets.

He loves the arts. The birdsong concertos of Antonio Vivaldi. The light and shadow of Michelangelo’s sculpting. The gut-wrenching prose of T. S Elliot’s poetry. Jasper can oft be found after a football game sitting at his grand piano, not playing, but listening. Listening to the keys as they speak to him. Listening to the melody, not in his ears, but in his heart.

But there is one thing Jasper loves that may come as a surprise to you all. He loves, with every fiber of his being, the most majestic animal to grace this planet. A hulking, beautiful, indomitable creature.  One that fears no enemy, envies no companion, and bows to no man. I speak not of the elegant giraffe, nor of the regal lion, nor even of the vigilant elephant.

I speak of the Rhinoceros.

Jazzy loves those big old boys. Just look at ‘em. They’re basically an armored tank. An unstoppable chubby unicorn! A raid boss on the savanna! What’s not to love about them? Jazzy thinks they’re dope and you should too.


RE: Jazzy's Favorite Things - zaynzk - 12-01-2022

Quote:The light and shadow of Michelangelo’s sculpting


That’s fair Michelangelo McTurtle is quite easy on the eyes