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*S40 DSFL Draftee Renaming - Social Media Name Generator Edition - Mojojojo - 03-05-2023 Having just completed the S40 ISFL Draftee Renaming - Fantasy Name Generator Edition, I didn’t want to let the amazing S40 DSFL class feel left out. So I started this companion article, which is going to go back to the draft renaming media roots and bring back the Social Media Name Generator Edition. When I first did this in S26, I started by assigning each of the 8 DSFL teams to one of four categories for names for which you often see name generator games posted on social media feeds. The first time around, the four categories were: hobbits, strippers, pirates, or rappers. However, this time around since we just completed the Fantasy Name Generator Edition for the ISFL, I’m going to replace the hobbits category with a new group: superheroes. So, with that we begin the process. I start by assigning the DSFL teams to one of: superheroes, strippers, pirates, or rappers based on completely subjective word associations. Because I changed the categories and because the associations I have with DSFL teams have changed as rosters rotate and locker rooms evolve, I re-associate the teams with the groups. Next, player first and last name (or last initial) are input into the online name generator corresponding to their team’s assigned category:
I present the results first by team and then in draft order. Hopefully it’s a fun way for the new draftees to connect with their new teammates and enjoy themselves as a draft class. Renaming Results by Team Bondi Beach Buccaneers As pirates – because… they are already pirates Round 1, Pick 1. Mary Marie (S) – Barnacle Breath Joan Round 2, Pick 9. Oliver Tolliver (WR) – Cap'n Laird Jailbait Round 3, Pick 17. Rolud Onyxgut (DE) – Filthy Dan Dawkins Round 4, Pick 28. DJ Maclean (LB) – Pirate Diego the Pink Round 5, Pick 33. Bob Kickerson (KP) – Eel Breath Hank Round 6, Pick 41. Ivan Baldwin (CB) – Cap'n Dick Seaturd Round 7, Pick 49. Scruffy The Janitor (DT) – Scruffy Bloodgut Round 8, Pick 57. Burnt Toast (TE) – Smarmy Javier Cooke Round 9, Pick 65. Amanda HugAndKiss (S) – Pirate Xena the Cash-Strapped Round 10, Pick 73. Bart Biggs (OL) – Decayin' Bart Smithe Round 11, Pick 81. Quarl Walkins III (RB) – Scurvy Butt Vinny Round 12, Pick 89. Tyrone Petrovich Jr. (LB) – Black Death Ty Round 13, Pick 97. Jimmy Anderson (WR) – Pirate Jimmy the Bitter Round 14, Pick 105. Pena Nieto (TE) – Cap'n Wade Bluebeard Round 15, Pick 113. Hunter Renphrow (RB) – Pirate Hunter the Black Dallas Birddogs As strippers – because Texas (especially Dallas) reminds me of road trips, truck stops, dive bars off the highway, and strip clubs; in these classy joints, you can probably bring your dog in with you Round 1, Pick 5. Craig Brand (TE) – Foxy Dream Round 2, Pick 13. Chris Mahlstedt (DE) – Misty Meadow Round 3, Pick 21. Justin Willis (OL) – Passion Jugs Round 4, Pick 29. Dr. Livesey (WR) – Sweet Cheeks Round 5, Pick 37. Aleksander Reznikov (LB) – Amber Shimmer Whip Round 7, Pick 53. Pierce Hawthorne (TE) – Pierce Pony Round 8, Pick 61. Wolfie McDummy Jr. (WR) – Infinite Leather Round 9, Pick 69. The Riddler (WR) – Angel Star Round 10, Pick 77. Sid The Sloth (RB) – Missy Royale Round 11, Pick 85. Jeremy Hurst (TE) – Mercedes Kiss Round 12, Pick 93. Hans DiCaprio (DE) – Lacy Dazzle Round 13, Pick 101. Great Kahli (OL) – Goldy Cabaret Round 14, Pick 109. Freddie Fran (RB) – Sugar Bubbles Kansas City Coyotes As superheroes – as the most recent franchise to take home the Ultimini, it’s only fitting to make them superheroes Round 1, Pick 8. Jason Steele (DT) – Cast Iron Steele Round 2, Pick 16. Ray Baker (KP) – Manta Ray Baker Round 3, Pick 24. Icepick O'Hullihan (S) – Impenetrable Icepick O'Hullihan Round 4, Pick 32. Bubba Chubb (OL) – Bulletproof Bubba Chubb Round 5, Pick 40. Offe Panic (DT) – Captain Panic Round 6, Pick 45. William Barkley (TE) – The Rooster WIlliam Barkley Round 6, Pick 48. Rodney Rosadino (DE) – Mr. Miraculous Rosadino Round 7, Pick 56. Eilliot Berry (RB) – Berry Hurricane Round 8, Pick 64. Wade Right - (KP) – Wade Righteous Round 9, Pick 72. Banjo O'Kudah (DE) – Banjo Bonfire Round 10, Pick 80. Donny Doofenshmirtz (TE) – Jackhammer Donny Round 11, Pick 88. Jake Jefferson (QB) – MechaMan Jefferson Round 12, Pick 96. Saul Elkton (WR) – Shadowman Saul Round 13, Pick 104. Doggi O'Farraday (RB) – Bullseye O’Farraday Round 14, Pick 112. Coke Zero (WR) – Zero Tradewind London Royals As Rappers – co-GM Alikh is known throughout the league for his rap videos Round 1, Pick 3. Loose Cannon (LB) – Funky C Styles Round 2, Pick 11. Diego Lopez Alonso (WR) – Diego Dubz Round 3, Pick 19. Nick Williams (TE) – Thug Speedy Nick Round 4, Pick 27. Max Honestly (TE) – Skinny Pac Max Round 5, Pick 35. Brian Vincent-Vega (S) – Grand B Vincent-Vega Round 6, Pick 43. Beeg Beeg Yoshi, Jr. (OL) – Yo$hi Round 7, Pick 51. Bradley Welch Jr. (CB) – Young Brad Round 8, Pick 59. Luca Rossi (DT) – Luca Havoc Round 9, Pick 67. Mickey Mouse (OL) – Slim Rough Mickey Round 10, Pick 75. Cheeky Lad (OL) – Killah C Round 11, Pick 83. Wandamian Weatherspoons III (LB) – Maniacal Wandamian Pockets Round 12, Pick 91. Mathieu Savard (OL) – Furious Mathieu S Round 13, Pick 99. Billy Snow (DE) – Ice BS a.k.a. Slim Force Round 14, Pick 107. TJ Thom (DE) – Tenacious TJ T Round 15, Pick 115. Grungus Burgermeister (WR) – Grun Gus a.k.a. Mobster Loaf Minnesota Grey Ducks As pirates – in full honesty, this is the association that is the most of a stretch, but I wanted to make sure that I had an even distribution of teams across categories. So what I’ve got for you is that duck duck grey duck is a children’s game and children also like to dress up as pirates. That’s it. Round 1, Pick 6. Artemis Entreri (WR) – Cap'n Artemis Sharkbait Round 2, Pick 14. Billy Jor-El (DT) – Pirate William the Disgruntled Round 3, Pick 22. Bill Cravy (CB) – Cap'n Cravy Bloodcake Round 4, Pick 30. Bigton Hammer (LB) – Mast Hugger Hammer Round 5, Pick 38. Modest Mussorgsky (OL) – Smarmy Mussorgsky Round 6, Pick 46. Kenny Szymborski (TE) – Seal Breath Borski Round 7, Pick 54. Liath Squirrel (LB) – Pirate Liath the Rum-Swiller Round 8, Pick 62. Faust Leercor (DE) – Cap'n Dick Leadhead Round 9, Pick 70. Honey Badger (WR) – Scurvy-Gums Badger Round 10, Pick 78. Frederick Carlson (DE) – Slouchin' Hugo Carlson Round 11, Pick 86. Albert Einstein (LB) – Pirate Bert the Sword Test Dummy Round 12, Pick 94. Estuar Bromson (TE) – Pirate Macon the Fashionably Late Round 13, Pick 102. Rick Skull (RB) – Skull and Bones Ricky Round 14, Pick 110. Gavin Hoppe (RB) – Fish Breath Gav Norfolk Seawolves As rappers – the upstart co-GM LordCoolcats has challenged Alikh for his rapper title and the league waits with bated breath for the next round of this rap battle Round 1, Pick 7. Rico Savage (S) – Savage R. Funk Round 2, Pick 15. Kadarius Claypool ll (CB) – K Thump a.k.a. Rappa Rage Round 3, Pick 23. Legs McMillion (WR) – Lotto Legs a.k.a. Def Swagga Round 4, Pick 31. Otto The Orange (TE) – Curious Fresh Otto O a.k.a. Authentic Styles Round 5, Pick 39. Garth Silver (S) – Verbose Silver Nugget Round 6, Pick 47. Sean Robinson (WR) – Sean R Frenzy Round 7, Pick 55. Nwoye Musa (DT) – M Chronic a.k.a. Capricious Love Round 8, Pick 63. Sticky Hands (RB) – Sticky Sugar Round 9, Pick 71. Jean Pierre III (DE) – Jean J Choppa Round 10, Pick 79. Akele Kekela (RB) – Saucy Gunshot AK Trixx Round 11, Pick 87. Slim Reaper (WR) – Bad Slim Reaper Round 12, Pick 95. Theo Akersloot (KP) – Justice TA Beat Round 13, Pick 103. Bo Stonerod (LB) – Rula Bo Round 14, Pick 111. Cassius Jameson (TE) – Juvenile Cassius C Mix a.k.a. Poppa Assassin Portland Pythons As strippers – hey, you want to see my ‘python’? Round 1, Pick 4. Bruce White (DE) – Cookie Cutie Round 2, Pick 12. John Stark VIII (LB) – Chesty Glitz Cream Round 3, Pick 20. Benjamin Duvernay (CB) – Ben D-Lite Round 4, Pick 25. Jumbo Edward (DT) – Tender Edward Round 5, Pick 36. Emile Charles (WR) – Miss Candy Round 6, Pick 44. Trent Silverback (OL) – Trix Silver Round 7, Pick 52. Leo Stud (DE) – Stud Muffin Round 8, Pick 60. Atlas Kirkby (DT) – Kiki Baby Round 9, Pick 68. Saveour Piethons (OL) – Magic Mike Round 10, Pick 76. Forozka Duanei (WR) – Raunchy Rabbit Round 11, Pick 84. Lavondrius Dingle (CB) – Cherry Sizzle Round 12, Pick 92. Jilk Nutler (TE) – Secret Tits Round 13, Pick 100. Greg Howard (LB) – Destiny Wild Round 14, Pick 108. Bob Bouncy (RB) – DoubleD Bouncy Round 15, Pick 116. Ethan Mahlstedt (WR) – Miss Monsoon Tijuana Luchadores As superheroes – being a luchador is all about owning a unique, spandex-clad persona Round 1, Pick 2. Dub Redd (DT) – Redd Flying Falcon Round 2, Pick 10. Benji Aguilera (WR) – Volcanic Ash Aguilera Round 3, Pick 18. Ezra Azazel (RB) – Apex Azazel Round 4, Pick 26. Synystyr Gates (CB) – Synystyr Slingshot Round 5, Pick 34. Logjammed McBobface (DE) – Turbine Logjammed Round 6, Pick 42. Lloyd Bannings (QB) – Bannings Barrage Round 7, Pick 50. Spooky Diddler III (LB) – Dynamo Diddler Round 8, Pick 58. Orga Panda (WR) – Bionic Panda Round 9, Pick 66. Garrett Cheetahman (WR) – Flash Cheetah Round 10, Pick 74. Alex Roth (KP) – Roth Mantis Round 11, Pick 82. Hooker Quin (TE) – Onyx Quin Round 12, Pick 90. Joshua Mabry (OL) – Joshua Jawbreaker Round 13, Pick 98. Buster McBain (DE) – Calamity Buster Round 14, Pick 106. Jayden Alexander (LB) – Quicksand Alexander Round 15, Pick 114. Buster Beverly Jr. (WR) – Exodus Buster Renaming Results by Draft Order Round One 1. aeonsjenni - Mary Marie (S) – (pirates) Barnacle Breath Joan 2. wizard_literal - Dub Redd (DT) – (superheroes) Redd Flying Falcon 3. Jumbo - Loose Cannon (LB) – (rappers) Funky C Styles 4. toofpete - Bruce White (DE) – (strippers) Cookie Cutie 5. ElMerchanto - Craig Brand (TE) – (strippers) Foxy Dream 6. entreri - Artemis Entreri (WR) – (pirates) Cap'n Artemis Sharkbait 7. TheRake - Rico Savage (S) – (rappers) Savage R. Funk 8. FireworkFuse - Jason Steele (DT) – (superheroes) Cast Iron Steele Round Two 9. Memento Mori - Oliver Tolliver (WR) – (pirates) Cap'n Laird Jailbait 10. CROney3 - Benji Aguilera (WR) – (superheroes) Volcanic Ash Aguilera 11. DL14 - Diego Lopez Alonso (WR) – (rappers) Diego Dubz 12. UptownCord - John Stark VIII (LB) – (strippers) Chesty Glitz Cream 13. Valucious - Chris Mahlstedt (DE) – (strippers) Misty Meadow 14. LtHudz - Billy Jor-El (DT) – (pirates) Pirate William the Disgruntled 15. Weaves - Kadarius Claypool ll (CB) – (rappers) K Thump a.k.a. Rappa Rage 16. jdc4654 - Ray Baker (KP) – (superheroes) Manta Ray Baker Round Three 17. crash1005 - Rolud Onyxgut (DE) – (pirates) Filthy Dan Dawkins 18. baz1757 - Ezra Azazel (RB) – (superheroes) Apex Azazel 19. nickWilliams - Nick Williams (TE) – (rappers) Thug Speedy Nick 20. Purpl3Spartan - Benjamin Duvernay (CB) – (strippers) Ben D-Lite 21. Cycro - Justin Willis (OL) – (strippers) Passion Jugs 22. KlausGoatCasinos - Bill Cravy (CB) – (pirates) Cap'n Cravy Bloodcake 23. jollyjiggs - Legs McMillion (WR) – (rappers) Lotto Legs a.k.a. Def Swagga 24. Joe Shabado - Icepick O'Hullihan (S) – (superheroes) Impenetrable Icepick O'Hullihan Round Four 25. furiousPanda - Jumbo Edward (DT) – (strippers) Tender Edward 26. Dustillation - Synystyr Gates (CB) – (superheroes) Synystyr Slingshot 27. LeSizz - Max Honestly (TE) – (rappers) Skinny Pac Max 28. Urq660 - DJ Maclean (LB) – (pirates) Pirate Diego the Pink 29. RenoJacksonHS - Dr. Livesey (WR) – (strippers) Sweet Cheeks 30. BrontBront - Bigton Hammer (LB) – (pirates) Mast Hugger Hammer 31. Greenbaynathan - Otto The Orange (TE) – (rappers) Curious Fresh Otto O a.k.a. Authentic Styles 32. packplaya - Bubba Chubb (OL) – (superheroes) Bulletproof Bubba Chubb Round Five 33. Tiktaalik - Bob Kickerson (KP) – (pirates) Eel Breath Hank 34. marccelaat - Logjammed McBobface (DE) – (superheroes) Turbine Logjammed 35. WrittinDirectino - Brian Vincent-Vega (S) – (rappers) Grand B Vincent-Vega 36. Number 82 - Emile Charles (WR) – (strippers) Miss Candy 37. Hemmlock - Aleksander Reznikov (LB) – (strippers) Amber Shimmer Whip 38. Gragg9 - Modest Mussorgsky (OL) – (pirates) Smarmy Mussorgsky 39. MCHers - Garth Silver (S) – (rappers) Verbose Silver Nugget 40. InternationalHouse - Offe Panic (DT) – (superheroes) Captain Panic Round Six 41. MrNoPass - Ivan Baldwin (CB) – (pirates) Cap'n Dick Seaturd 42. bowl0 - Lloyd Bannings (QB) – (superheroes) Bannings Barrage 43. Beegbeegyoshi - Beeg Beeg Yoshi, Jr. (OL) – (rappers) Yo$hi 44. Kunra99 - Trent Silverback (OL) – (strippers) Trix Silver 45. kinglord29 - William Barkley (TE) – (superheroes) The Rooster WIlliam Barkley 46. Hallmonitor_20 - Kenny Szymborski (TE) – (pirates) Seal Breath Borski 47. ruffleSean18 - Sean Robinson (WR) – (rappers) Sean R Frenzy 48. jross - Rodney Rosadino (DE) – (superheroes) Mr. Miraculous Rosadino Round Seven 49. pazuzu - Scruffy The Janitor (DT) – (pirates) Scruffy Bloodgut 50. tuddus - Spooky Diddler III (LB) – (superheroes) Dynamo Diddler 51. Dolphins - Bradley Welch Jr. (CB) – (rappers) Young Brad 52. Matlestud - Leo Stud (DE) – (strippers) Stud Muffin 53. ianthebalance - Pierce Hawthorne (TE) – (strippers) Pierce Pony 54. LiathTheSquirrel - Liath Squirrel (LB) – (pirates) Pirate Liath the Rum-Swiller 55. PonchoC - Nwoye Musa (DT) – (rappers) M Chronic a.k.a. Capricious Love 56. titanfan34 - Eilliot Berry (RB) – (superheroes) Berry Hurricane Round Eight 57. Toast - Burnt Toast (TE) – (pirates) Smarmy Javier Cooke 58. juniped - Orga Panda (WR) – (superheroes) Bionic Panda 59. cove - Luca Rossi (DT) – (rappers) Luca Havoc 60. Acsolap - Atlas Kirkby (DT) – (strippers) Kiki Baby 61. infinitempg - Wolfie McDummy Jr. (WR) – (strippers) Infinite Leather 62. Kaliodyme - Faust Leercor (DE) – (pirates) Cap'n Dick Leadhead 63. Quasi - Sticky Hands (RB) – (rappers) Sticky Sugar 64. Rojefmo - Wade Right - (KP) – (superheroes) Wade Righteous Round Nine 65. Quisvilius - Amanda HugAndKiss (S) – (pirates) Pirate Xena the Cash-Strapped 66. porkypig78 - Garrett Cheetahman (WR) – (superheroes) Flash Cheetah 67. RaidTheArcade - Mickey Mouse (OL) – (rappers) Slim Rough Mickey 68. LeatherneckMike - Saveour Piethons (OL) – (strippers) Magic Mike 69. MattBake12 - The Riddler (WR) – (strippers) Angel Star 70. LimJahey - Honey Badger (WR) – (pirates) Scurvy-Gums Badger 71. thajoker - Jean Pierre III (DE) – (rappers) Jean J Choppa 72. Magnet - Banjo O'Kudah (DE) – (superheroes) Banjo Bonfire Round Ten 73. nefan12 - Bart Biggs (OL) – (pirates) Decayin' Bart Smithe 74. Arekkusu - Alex Roth (KP) – (superheroes) Roth Mantis 75. 4D Chess - Cheeky Lad (OL) – (rappers) Killah C 76. BWIII - Forozka Duanei (WR) – (strippers) Raunchy Rabbit 77. Toasty - Sid The Sloth (RB) – (strippers) Missy Royale 78. Pfluginator5 - Frederick Carlson (DE) – (pirates) Slouchin' Hugo Carlson 79. YoungBuck - Akele Kekela (RB) – (rappers) Saucy Gunshot AK Trixx 80. Krombopulos_Bill - Donny Doofenshmirtz (TE) – (superheroes) Jackhammer Donny Round Eleven 81. LilOslicki - Quarl Walkins III (RB) – (pirates) Scurvy Butt Vinny 82. OlaveGarden - Hooker Quin (TE) – (superheroes) Onyx Quin 83. Hong Kong Tony Gunk - Wandamian Weatherspoons III (LB) – (rappers) Maniacal Wandamian Pockets 84. notmylevel - Lavondrius Dingle (CB) – (strippers) Cherry Sizzle 85. Lagwagon - Jeremy Hurst (TE) – (strippers) Mercedes Kiss 86. StormClark - Albert Einstein (LB) – (pirates) Pirate Bert the Sword Test Dummy 87. Blacchollywoodd - Slim Reaper (WR) – (rappers) Bad Slim Reaper 88. thecanadiancanuck - Jake Jefferson (QB) – (superheroes) MechaMan Jefferson Round Twelve 89. ddurb123 - Tyrone Petrovich Jr. (LB) – (pirates) Black Death Ty 90. Lohnranger - Joshua Mabry (OL) – (superheroes) Joshua Jawbreaker 91. maths17 - Mathieu Savard (OL) – (rappers) Furious Mathieu S 92. spagzooks - Jilk Nutler (TE) – (strippers) Secret Tits 93. slakarot - Hans DiCaprio (DE) – (strippers) Lacy Dazzle 94. KylePlantEmoji - Estuar Bromson (TE) – (pirates) Pirate Macon the Fashionably Late 95. VintageDubstep - Theo Akersloot (KP) – (rappers) Justice TA Beat 96. Pbsal11 - Saul Elkton (WR) – (superheroes) Shadowman Saul Round Thirteen 97. Drummiboi31 - Jimmy Anderson (WR) – (pirates) Pirate Jimmy the Bitter 98. gogiants17 - Buster McBain (DE) – (superheroes) Calamity Buster 99. SpongebobDealer - Billy Snow (DE) – (rappers) Ice BS a.k.a. Slim Force 100. Ghalnan - Greg Howard (LB) – (strippers) Destiny Wild 101. crazylemire - Great Kahli (OL) – (strippers) Goldy Cabaret 102. MisterBeefy1 - Rick Skull (RB) – (pirates) Skull and Bones Ricky 103. M_Calabrese_9 - Bo Stonerod (LB) – (rappers) Rula Bo 104. thatdoggikid - Doggi O'Farraday (RB) – (superheroes) Bullseye O’Farraday Round Fourteen 105. BallSoHard - Pena Nieto (TE) – (pirates) Cap'n Wade Bluebeard 106. Jaebae99 - Jayden Alexander (LB) – (superheroes) Quicksand Alexander 107. Suicyd King - TJ Thom (DE) – (rappers) Tenacious TJ T 108. kissadam45 - Bob Bouncy (RB) – (strippers) DoubleD Bouncy 109. FreddieFran22 - Freddie Fran (RB) – (strippers) Sugar Bubbles 110. YUrrrk - Gavin Hoppe (RB) – (pirates) Fish Breath Gav 111. Modalmiles - Cassius Jameson (TE) – (rappers) Juvenile Cassius C Mix a.k.a. Poppa Assassin 112. Lucky.Chopstix - Coke Zero (WR) – (superheroes) Zero Tradewind Round Fifteen 113. pearlboilrae - Hunter Renphrow (RB) – (pirates) Pirate Hunter the Black 114. yeatstan3000 - Buster Beverly Jr. (WR) – (superheroes) Exodus Buster 115. Moofishy - Grungus Burgermeister (WR) – (rappers) Grun Gus a.k.a. Mobster Loaf 116. Ethanm15 - Ethan Mahlstedt (WR) – (strippers) Miss Monsoon RE: S40 DSFL Draftee Renaming - Social Media Name Generator Edition - zaynzk - 03-05-2023 Fish Breath Gav is my hero RE: S40 DSFL Draftee Renaming - Social Media Name Generator Edition - UptownCord - 03-05-2023 Manta Ray Baker is pure gold RE: S40 DSFL Draftee Renaming - Social Media Name Generator Edition - marccelaat - 03-05-2023 Turbine Logjammed? Man i thought i picked a great name haha this is better RE: S40 DSFL Draftee Renaming - Social Media Name Generator Edition - wizard_literal - 03-05-2023 Super fun read! Redd Flying Falcon is fantastic and I will be adding it to the nicknames section of my wiki. RE: S40 DSFL Draftee Renaming - Social Media Name Generator Edition - thecanadiancanuck - 03-05-2023 Scurvy Butt Vinny for MVP RE: *S40 DSFL Draftee Renaming - Social Media Name Generator Edition - Purpl3Spartan - 03-18-2023 Now this is a list |