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*The Spaceman Speaks - domffl - 04-27-2023
The time has finally come, earthlings, for you to ask your deepest darkest questions to the valiant Spaceman Spiff. All of my answers are irrevocably true and are not up for debate. My mom once told me, “Dom, your answers are always irrevocably true and are never up for debate.” To which I replied, “That is correct, mother. My answers are always irrevocably true and are never up for debate.” Therefore, without further ado, I am now willing to share my irrevocably true answers with you. I will now give you an example of a question and an answer.
Q: if numbers had colors, what color would the number 9 be?
A: dark red
Q: what is the only way you can kick your own butt?
A: eat your foot
So I think you get the gist here. Ask your toughest questions. @everyone
@Pvtpenne Are you doing this presser because you lost your money in the mock draft thingy?
No, because I lost my money in dynasty.
@jdc4654 If you bought something off the merch store for your company Secret Santa/White Elephant, what would it be?
I'm a big fan of gag gifts, so I'd buy a Honolulu miniskirt.
@zeagle1 Make a team roster out of Town of Salem roles
Not a question, but I will oblige.
QB - Coven Leader
RB - Escort (lol, get it?)
WR - Arsonist (because he "burns" the DBs)
TE - Trapper
OL - Crusader
DL - Veteran
LB - Ambusher
DB - Transporter
@UptownCord What would you say to the thousands of kids across America whose fantasy seasons you have single handedly destroyed?
I say, you should have known better. Shame on you.
@LtHudz What's your favorite Calvin and Hobbes anthology and why?
The one I read the most was "The Essential Calvin and Hobbes," but I think I liked "Yukon Ho!" the best.
@Moldycheez4 Why are you so evil?
I'm not @soevil. But I'm honored you thought I was.
@BRNXB0MBERS What are your thoughts on Sophie's Choice? Would you have made the same choice? How would you cope in such a situation?
Sophie did the best that she could. It's not her fault that someone named her Sophie. Personally, I wouldn't have made the same choice. But I also don't know what the options are. But when I don't know what I'm choosing, I often cope by just choosing the second option, whatever that may be.
@ZootTX Why Calvin Spiff and not Spiff Calvin?
Calvin is a first name. B-O-L-O-G-N-A.
@Kobefromthefrobe What was the largest contiguous empire in history?
Contigously, the largest empire was the anthropods. But that was before your time.
@Kobefromthefrobe What gives you the right?
Three lefts.
RE: The Spaceman Speaks - Pvtpenne - 04-27-2023
Are you doing this presser because you lost your money in the mock draft thingy?
Calvin Spiff, WH:omegalul:?
RE: The Spaceman Speaks - jdc4654 - 04-27-2023
If you bought something off the merch store for your company Secret Santa/White Elephant, what would it be?
RE: The Spaceman Speaks - zeagle1 - 04-27-2023
Make a team roster out of Town of Salem roles
RE: The Spaceman Speaks - UptownCord - 04-27-2023
What would you say to the thousands of kids across America whose fantasy seasons you have single handedly destroyed?
RE: The Spaceman Speaks - LtHudz - 04-27-2023
What's your favorite Calvin and Hobbes anthology and why?
RE: The Spaceman Speaks - Moldycheez4 - 04-28-2023
Why are you so evil?
RE: The Spaceman Speaks - BRNXB0MBERS - 04-28-2023
What are your thoughts on Sophie's Choice? Would you have made the same choice? How would you cope in such a situation?
RE: The Spaceman Speaks - ZootTX - 04-28-2023
Why Calvin Spiff and not Spiff Calvin?
RE: The Spaceman Speaks - Kobefromthefrobe - 04-28-2023
What was the largest contiguous empire in history?
What gives you the right?