Round 1
1 - Charlie Thorsen - LB
2 - Matthew Mara - WR
3 - Grayson Yates - QB
4 - Delores Bickerman - QB
5 - Preston Beatz - QB
6 - Jason Oexius - CB
7 - Bay Webb - DE
8 - Inspector Gadget - S
9 - Dusty Wilson - OL
10 - Jordan Hartline - LB
11 - Nova Montagne - QB
12 - Rocky Moreaux - WR
13 - Dip Dhillon - WR
14 - Michael Touchback - RB

Round 2
15 - Known Acquaintance - KP
16 - Monty Ward - LB
17 - Stryker Brown - DE
18 - Brandon Mason - OL
19 - Brock Landers Jr. - QB
20 - Adam Rage - CB
21 - Tingis Pingis - CB
22 - Gribbuh Fister - LB
23 - Ryan Murray - S
24 - Luther Vox - WR
25 - Danny Nedelko - RB
26 - Yummy HotDogPie - OL
27 - Blibby Shpoopy - RB
28 - Deckerd DeShaw - S

Round 3
29 - " Thwomp - DE
30 - Adrian St. Christmas - QB
31 - JarDarius Jones - WR
32 - Cade York Jr. Jr. - KP
33 - Wae Traynes - CB
34 - D'Sqarius Green V - DE
35 - Paddy MacGuinness - KP
36 - Aaron Ford - RB
37 - Vader Page - CB
38 - Cornelius King III - WR
39 - Mickey Lauvin - WR
40 - Larry Fisherman - DE
41 - Duke Smith - WR
42 - Cardorino Tarotino - TE

Round 4
43 - Bacarri Rambo - CB
44 - Orion Jasper - WR
45 - Dalibor Dvorsky - S
46 - Dobromil Dvorak - RB
47 - Jackson Cannon - KP
48 - Damien Chambers - WR
49 - Tyler Orator - RB
50 - Toby Hays - WR