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(S3) - Weekend PT #4 - Football Wives - Admin - 09-30-2017
This PT will run for the weekend only.
Your Task:
Written: Must be at least 200 words, The NSFL is releasing a new TV show following the lives of four wives or girlfriends of NSFL players. Describe what happens during an episode of the new show.
Or
Grafx: The NSFL is releasing a new TV show following the lives of four wives or girlfriends of NSFL players. Create a posted advertising the new show. Must include at least four names, logos, and the shows title.
Gain
2 TPE for completing the task in full
Deadline: Sunday night, 11:59PM PST
(S3) - Weekend PT #4 - Football Wives - TimPest - 09-30-2017
in the episode of pretty wifes of football players the wifes are going to go out and get shopping for halloween costumes to make there husbands happy. First we have the wife of mr asipi who is a big beautiful woman and she is going to be a sexy pumpkin for halloween she gets a big orange fabric and cuts it short with fish net legs and shows skin then we have the wife of scott timlin who is going to be sexy librarian for halloween so she gets a pencil skirt with some glasses and does her hair in a bun and carries books with buttons undone on the blouse of the shirt. the next wife is the wife of pat pancake and she dresses up like a mr buttersworth syrup grandma and this is not a sexy costume but pancakes in her marry name so she likes pancakes and syrup for this costume she gets some old granny clothes from the old clothes store and a wig and some tiny grannie glasses and bakes some cookies finally the last wife is tim pests wife who dresses up like the most beautiful kristi yamaguchi when she wins the gold metal so she is dressed with the short black skirt with the long sleeve black top with gold plants and its so beautiful of course with the ice skates and gold metal the end.
(S3) - Weekend PT #4 - Football Wives - RedCydranth - 09-30-2017
The newest season of "The Real Housewives of Orange County" will focus on 4 wives of Orange County Otters players, ditching the usual starlets, Vicki, Kimberly and Jo De. Bravo felt their current lineup was growing stale.
The first housewife is Alaina Hamilton, wife of Offensive Lineman, Cliff Hamilton. In the first Episode, Alaina confronts Jemelle, wife of D'Brickashaw Ferguson in the organic cookie aisle of Whole Foods. The two argue about whether coconut oil is better for your body or bad for the environment. Trying to split up the fracas is Alfred Darnell, boyfriend of recently retired Romeo DeVitt. (Bravo felt to keep their gay audience tuned in after ratings for Flipping Out began to plummet so they wanted to incorporate a gay man into the lineup. Despite DeVitt retiring and coming out of the closet and not really being an Otter anymore, his boyfriend was asked to join the cast.) Alfred successfully breaks up the quarrel and they meet Marlene Alraune, Marc Spector's on again-off again girlfriend, for frozen yogurt at a nearby Pinkberry. After they do some light shopping, the 4 retreat to Alaina and Cliff's mansion in the hills of Costa Mesa for martinis and to try on their new outfits. The episode closes as Alfred calls Marlene's McQueen inspired Lagerfeld dress a "Fashion Nightmare not even the haughty Tim Gunn could Make it Work." and Marlene throws her Campardio Cordial based martini in his face.
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(S3) - Weekend PT #4 - Football Wives - MacTonight - 09-30-2017
On tonight’s episode of WAGS of the NSFL. We follow Jordan Rove the young wife of Clifford Rove as she organizes a party for the girls to watch the game against the Colorado Yeti. Krista Sutton struggles with balancing finishing her degree and spending time in Philadelphia with her boyfriend William Ridley. Mary Christ contemplates talking to Jordan after her husband is sent to the DSFL after Rove took his starting position. Alexa Davis questions if she should attend the party after Gavin Graham made inappropriate remarks to her boyfriend Budda Browning at practice. The party goes well until Mary comments that Jordan’s quinoa salad lacked the pop it had during the preseason soiree at the Christ mansion. The girls split into two groups and attempt to bring the increasingly divisive situation back to a friendlier place. Krista breaks down when she calls Colorado before the game; questioning if she will be able to handle the shift in her priorities since William left Tennessee. Alexa is thrown through a loop when Kandi Marx, a woman she’s only heard about from Budda’s friends at the University of Washington is interviewed on NSFLN just before the broadcast claiming to be the mother of Budda Browning II.
(S3) - Weekend PT #4 - Football Wives - iamslm22 - 09-30-2017
COMING SOON TO BALTIMORE HAWKS TV. A BRAND NEW SHOW. THE WAGS OF THE BALTIMORE HAWKS.
In this series of the WAGS (wives and girlfriends) of the Baltimore Hawks we take a look four women who are very interesting. They are married to, or dating, four of the true stars in the NSFL. Lets look at a profile of who each of these women are, because you WON'T BE ABLE TO LOOK AWAY.
First off we have the wife of Pro Bowl Quarter Scrub Kyubee, Meedee Okker. Okker was a cheerleader on Kyubee's college team and they almost instantly fell in love. Okker after marrying Kyubee in a wonderful ceremony last summer she took his last name, keeping her own. Now the lovely couple is Scrub Kyubee and Meedee Okker-Kyubee.
Next up we have the girlfriend of star Outside Line Backer Erasmo Broadway, Toni Star. Shockingly to no one, Toni made herself famous as an actress ... on Broadway.
The next stars of this show is this show are the the girlfriends, (yes girlfriends) of star Offensive tackle Avon Blocksdale. In an interesting twist Avon is dating two twins from Baltimore, Stringerre and Belle. Watching these two enter the public life is going be increidble.
So come on by and see Stringerre, Belle, Meedee and Toni all on the air, only on Baltimore Hawks TV.
(S3) - Weekend PT #4 - Football Wives - Darnellthebeast - 09-30-2017
On the most recent episode of "wives of members of the National Simulation Football League",(quite a mouthful of a name), drama escalated between the wives of Stormblessed and Josh Garden. Reportedly, Josh Garden walked in on Stormblessed with his wife. He exploded on the two of them, throwing both of them out of his house. They reportedly parted ways afterwards. The drama didn't end here though; Stormblessed returned to his own home, completely intoxicated after a few hours at a bar. Troubles continued for Stormblessed as his wife kicked him out as soon as she saw him; he had abandoned her weeks before and dropped all contact with all of their friends with no reason. However, it is suspected that the main reasoning behind this was his displeasement of being relegated to the Development Simulation Football League on the Las Vegas Legion. He reportedly attempted to continue his career despite his horrible situation but the inactivity of the Legion was too much to overcome. The episode finished up with a quick look at all the Hawk's players wives, who were perfectly well behaved and saints of the show. Whether they'll make a return or not is questionable since good behaviour doesn't make for great TV.
(S3) - Weekend PT #4 - Football Wives - bovovovo - 09-30-2017
As it turns out, the life of an NSFL wife involves a copious amount of cooking. At least, Olga Bjornsson’s does. Other than her 340 pound husband, Olga has to feed her and Bork’s seven children (with one more on the way). Luckily, Olga is a professional private chef, meaning people can hire her to cook them meals. She’s mastered the art of preparing food in vast quantities, especially dishes native to her birthplace of Sweden.
One episode focusing on Olga and Bork turned into a kind of impromptu cooking show, where Olga showed off her homemade blåbärssoppa, sauerkraut, lingonberry jam, kålrot, kåldolmar, husmanskost, surströmming (Bork’s favorite), Gravlax (Bork III’s favorite), långkok, redningar, pitepalt dumplings, rotmos med flask, inkokt lax, fiskbullar, kotbullar, raggmunk, pytt i panna, kalops, kroppkakor, brännvin, and the classic smorgasbord. That was all in just one episode, and showcased Olga’s typical Sunday when she meal preps for the entire week, cooking enough food to fill up three industrial–grade refrigerators. After the episode had finished recording, she made princesstårta (a kind of fruit-filled sponge cake) and kanebullar (buns with cinnamon filling) for the filming crew to enjoy as a desert. It’s not an over exaggeration to say that the Bjornsson household is almost constantly filled with the sweet smells of various Swedish foods.
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(S3) - Weekend PT #4 - Football Wives - Silver Fox - 09-30-2017
The first section of the show features a tour of Fox North’s new upscale but reasonable house in the suburbs of Philly, led by Becky North. During the show they meet Robot, the North’s imported pet Russian fox that’s super friendly like a dog. When they go outside, it is revealed that they live next to Martha Jefferson, Lincoln Jefferson’s wife, who is currently poolside with Myla Van der Rijst, girlfriend of kicker Stephen Harris, and Lisa Ann, Budda Baker’s girlfriend.
Becky goes back inside to change into a bikini when Martha invites her over, and she picks Robot up and brings him over to the pool, where he wriggles free and jumps in while everyone laughs. Myla and Lisa start talking about how hard it is as a NSFL player girlfriend (while it’s made clear visually that they live ridiculous, extravagant lifestyles) while Becky and Martha roll their eyes and try not to laugh, admitting as an aside that while there are challenges like not getting to see their husbands often during the week, they do pretty well by themselves most of the time and certainly the perks outweigh the negatives.
It wraps up with a dripping wet Robot running between all the girls and shaking the water off, causing them all to laugh and flee into the pool themselves. The previews for next week show them all at a game, cheering as their men go to work.
(S3) - Weekend PT #4 - Football Wives - Daybe - 09-30-2017
On the latest episode of "Real Lives of the Colorado Yeti", there were some rather colorful events happening. It all started on a late Thursday evening. Boggs had just gotten home from practice. He was exhausted. As he walked through the door of his home, he saw his wife, famous model Vicki Boggs. His eyes immediately lit up. After spending hours playing football with sweaty men, he was excited to change up the scenery. Vicki gave Brice a little wave, and was topless. Boggs immediately threw down his stuff and "got to work". It was fun, and Boggs did it everywhere imaginable with Vicki. He got so caught up in the action that he forgot today was the filming day for Boggs' life in RLOTCY. Cameramen were expected to barge into the house at 10 PM. Well, Boggs clearly lost track of the time, so when cameramen opened the door wide open to see Boggs wrestling with Vicki, they were a bit shocked, it's safe to say. We can tell because one cameraman dropped his camera and it shattered. "Well damn." Boggs said, and he profusely apologized. The cameramen gave Boggs' a bit of time to change into some nicer clothes. Later, Boggs decided to cancel today's filming seeing there were white stains all over the house and he decided it wouldn't be fit for the younger audience to watch. Eventually, he made it up on Monday, with a genuine tour of his house.
(S3) - Weekend PT #4 - Football Wives - Rindiee - 09-30-2017
Welcome to the newest episode of "The City of Sisterly Love: NSFL Edition"
Today we put a spotlight on the girlfriends and wives of Philadelphia Liberty players. It all starts with the ladies meeting at Becky North's house, [wife of star WR Fox North] for "Bible Study & Martinis" a great mix, right? That's our ladies of Philly for ya! As Becky prepares to recite her favorite bible verse, Myla Van der Rijst, the clumsy, plastic and Dutch girlfriend of K/P Stephen Harris walks in already heavily inebriated and ready to recite some damn Bible Verses! As soon as she walks through the door she reeks of some good Hennessy, a smell Lisa Ann (GF of Budda Browning) loves as it reminds her of the good ol' days and the men she used to "f*ck with". Without a surprise, Myla walks through the door making her presence known. Next thing you know, she channels her inner Sean Taylor and spearheads Becky on "accident", of course. Becky drops her pink, pocket edition of the New Testament, drops her dirti martini and of of course eats shit in the process. Luckily for Myla the gasps of the other ladies were all temporary as they all think Becky is a c*nt. Lisa Ann whips out her iPhone snaps a few pics, posts them on her twitter for her perverted 2M followers and the episode really just concludes there, with them all sipping on their martini's as Becky lays on the floor twitching like an old woman in need of life alert. We don't like to talk about what happened when Martha Jefferson walked in.... (Wife of Lincoln Jefferson)
I also forgot to mention, our show has the lowest amount of viewership on Bravo. Had to spice it up a bit.
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