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*A Dive Into The Honolulu Hahalua - jaypc8237 - 07-16-2024
A Dive into the Honolulu Hahalua!
Hey all! I am Jaypc8237, and below I just wrote a little piece on your Honolulu Hahalua this season. It took quite a long time to find all the right info and format, so I really hope you enjoy it!
S48 - Robot Sunfish - LB
TPE - 536
DSFL Draft: 2nd Round: 10th Overall (Norfolk Seawolves)
ISFL Draft: 1st Round: 2nd Overall (Honolulu Hahalua)
Robot Sunfish is a strong, speedy, and punishing LB that comes from Seoul, South Korea. He never attended a college, but made the leap over to the DSFL very well.
S48 - Rex Havoc - DE
TPE - 516
DSFL Draft: 2nd Round: 15th Overall (London Royals)
ISFL Draft: 1st Round: 8th Overall (Honolulu Hahalua)
Rex Havoc was born in Windsor, Ontario, Cana, and played college ball for Queens University. He is a very strong punishing DE, and flys number 59 with pride.
S48 - Caleb TheGEICOCamel - S
TPE - 436
DSFL Draft: 2nd Round: 14th Overall (Minnesota Grey Ducks)
ISFL Draft: 1st Round: 10th Overall (Honolulu Hahalua)
Caleb TheGEICOCamel is super speedy Safety that was born in Chevy Chase, Maryland. He attended Howard University playing superb college ball, and ended up being a 1st round pick of Honolulu.
S48 - Leonardo Da Pinchi - OL
TPE - 493
DSFL Draft: 3rd Round: 22nd Overall (Minnesota Grey Ducks)
ISFL Draft: 2nd Round: 22nd Overall (Honolulu Hahalua)
What can I say. He’s a mean player on all fronts. He played in the OL, and there is no getting by him. He will crush you with his superb strength, or if you get tied up with him he will pinch you until your cry like a baby. He was born in the Tyrrhenian Sea, and played college ball with the University of Florence.
S48 - Reggie Battle - WR
TPE - 278
DSFL Draft: Undrafted: Waiver Signing (Norfolk Seawolves)
ISFL Draft: Round 3: 30th Overall (Honolulu Hahalua)
Reggie Battle was born in Missouri, and played his college years in Mizzou. He is known to be a very fast and agile WR, and proudly wears the number 88.
S48 - Cleetus Beauregard - CB
TPE - 415
DSFL Draft: 4th Round: 27th Overall (Bondi Beach Buccaneers)
ISFL Draft: Round 3: 36th Overall (Honolulu Hahalua)
Cleetus Beauregard is a super speedy CB from Stanton, Nebraska. He played college ball for the University of Nebraska, flying the number 88.
S47 - Brad Woof - WR
TPE - 712
DSFL Draft: 1st Round: 5th Overall (Portland Pythons)
ISFL Draft: 1st Round: 1st Overall (Honolulu Hahalua)
Woof! Woof! Brad is a superb player all around, speedy, agile, everything you would want from a WR, and its proven by his draft, being taken 1st Overall by Honolulu.
S47 - Roquefort Cotswold - CB
TPE - 715
DSFL Draft: 1st Round: 1st Overall (Norfolk Seawolves)
ISFL Draft: 1st Round: 2nd Overall (Honolulu Hahalua)
Roquefort Cotswold, born in Paris, France, ended up coming over to the USA and playing College ball for North Dakota State University. He is very well rounded, a perfect player to have on CB, and his draft positions in both the DSFL and the ISFL shows that.
S47 - JJ What - LB
TPE - 696
DSFL Draft: Undrafted: Waiver Signing (Norfolk Seawolves)
ISFL Draft: Round 1: 7th Overall (Chicago Butchers)
Acquired:
-> Traded from the Chicago Butchers to the Honolulu Hahalua.
Trade
JJ What was born in Unova, but played his college years, in what? Did I hear that correctly? College University? He is known to be a very speedy, agile, and strong tackling LB, proudly wearing the number 1.
S47 - Ranch-Pizza Pizza-Man - DE
TPE - 576
DSFL Draft: 2nd Round: 9th Overall (Norfolk Seawolves)
ISFL Draft: Round 2: 15th Overall (Honolulu Hahalua)
Ranch-Pizza Pizza Man was born in the frozen state of Alaska, and later went on to play college ball for Pizza University (Not Surprising. I hear they don’t have a lot of students) Pizza-Man is known to be a very speedy and agile DE, and flies the number 66 proudly on his jersey (rumour has it is made out of pepperoni)
S47 - Tyler Highbee ll - TE
TPE - 597
DSFL Draft: Undrafted: Waiver Signing (Portland Pythons)
ISFL Draft: Round 3: 29th Overall (Honolulu Hahalua)
Tyler Highbee ll was born in Tenesse and went to Western Kentucky University to play ball. He is a very well rounded TE, with lots of speed, agility, strength, and ball handling abilities.
S47 - Rush Hardman - OL
TPE - 339
DSFL Draft: 3rd Round: 17th Overall (Norfolk Seawolves)
ISFL Draft: Round 3: 40th Overall (Honolulu Hahalua)
Rush Hardman is known to be very ‘Hardy’, crushing people left, right end center on the OL. He was born on the top of Mount Rushmore, and ended ip playing college ball for South Dakota State.
S46 - Hearty Harry - CB
TPE - 681
DSFL Draft: 3rd Round: 21st Overall (Kansas City Coyotes)
ISFL Draft: 1st Round: 11th Overall (Honolulu Hahalua)
Hearty Harry was born in Tynecastle, Edinburgh, and went to Tynecastle University where he played superb college ball. Harry is known to be a very speedy and and intelligent CB when he is in the field.
S46 - Leo Simon Schwartz - DT
TPE - 643
DSFL Draft: 1st Round: 4th Overall (Bondi Beach Buccaneers)
ISFL Draft: 1st Round: 12th Overall (Honolulu Hahalua)
Leo Simon Schwartz was born in Camden, New Jersey, and played college ball in Gratz College. He is known to be a very punishing DT with superb strength and bone crushing tackling ability.
S46 - Lasse Zeigler - S
TPE - 657
DSFL Draft: Round 1: 2nd Overall (Norfolk Seawolves)
ISFL Draft: 2nd Round: 22nd Overall (Orange County Otters)
Acquired:
-> Signed as a Free Agent with the Honolulu Hahalua.
Signing
Lasse Zeigler is a bum. He had star studding potential, being drafted 2nd Overall to the Norfolk Seawolves in the DSFL, but never lived up to his potential, and ended up falling to the middle of the second round in the ISFL draft. After his rookie season with the Orange County Otters, he disappointed over and eventually was let go by them. Maybe he can live up to his potential in Honolulu with a group of people he knows very well from Norfolk that have nothing but faith in him.
S46 - Fig Newton - RB
TPE - 743
DSFL Draft: 3rd Round: 18th Overall (Norfolk Seawolves)
ISFL Draft: 2nd Round: 26th Overall (Honolulu Hahalua)
Fig Newton was born from Icebears Mom (what a lucky guy), and ended up playing college ball for Hard Knox, and did not disappoint. He is a highly agile and super speedy RB, and is nothing but gold for Honolulu.
S45 - Worsethan Blaze - RB
TPE - 747
DSFL Draft: 3rd Round: 19th Overall (Norfolk Seawolves)
ISFL Draft: 2nd Round: 18th Overall (Honolulu Hahalua)
Worsethan Blaze is a bum. I’ll just say that first. Its surprising he even made it onto a team. He was born in Kenosha, and played college football in Wisconsin. He is known to be a strong, speedy RB, but nothing but trouble in the locker room.
S44 - A Waffle - WR
TPE - 586
DSFL Draft: 3rd Round: 17th Overall (London Royals)
ISFL Draft: 1st Round: 2nd Overall (Chicago Butchers)
Acquired:
-> Traded from the Chicago Butchers to the Honolulu Hahalua.
Trade
What can I say. I wanna eat him. He was crafted in Dinah’s Family Restaurant (if you want you can get A Waffle for yourself at 6521 S Sepulveda Blvd). He learnt the art of football at the Culinary Academy, refining his skills as a very good WR.
S44 - Lenard McRobinson - QB
TPE - 1232
DSFL Draft: 3rd Round: 21st Overall (Kansas City Coyotes)
ISFL Draft: 2nd Round: 24th Overall (Honolulu Hahalua)
Lenard McRobinson is the heart of the Halalua, the core playing QB. He was born in Sioux Falls SD, and attended South Dakota State University playing college ball. He has a wicked arm to make passes halfway across the field with superb accuracy, but his best attribute is his mind for the game, being able to pick out wicked plays on the spot to give his team the edge in the game.
S44 - Dormo Bloodhand - DT
TPE - 245
DSFL Draft: 1st Round: 5th Overall (Kansas City Coyotes)
ISFL Draft: 2nd Round: 25th Overall (Arizona Outlaws)
Acquired:
-> 
Traded from the Arizona Outlaws to the Cape Town Crash.
Trade
Acquired:
-> Traded from the Cape Town Crash to the Honolulu Hahalua.
Trade
Dormo Bloodhand was born in Waterdeep, and during his college years he played for Harper University. He is known to be a very strong and punishing tackler playing DT for Honolulu.
S44 - Wario Saturday - OL
TPE - 540
DSFL Draft: 5th Round: 39th Overall (Dallas Birddogs)
ISFL Draft: 3rd Round: 38th Overall (Honolulu Hahalua)
Wario Saturday was born in the famed Mushroom Kingdom, and attended the best college around, the Koopa Kollege. He got his insane toughness from there, crushing people on the OL all the time. To top it all off, he wears the number 69 proudly on the field.
S42 - Stetson David - RB
TPE - 1288
DSFL Draft: Round 3: 22nd Overall (Norfolk Seawolves)
ISFL Draft: 2nd Round: 17th Overall (Honolulu Hahalua)
Stetson David was born in Calgary, Alberta, Canada and attended the University of Alberta refining his skill as a RB playing great college ball. He now is one of the Hahalua’s star players, performing every single game to his high potential.
S41 - Ray Baker - K/P
TPE - 1117
DSFL Draft: Round 2: 16th Overall (Kansas City Coyotes)
ISFL Draft: 2nd Round: 17th Overall (Honolulu Hahalua)
Ray Baker was born in Washington D.C and attended Georgetown where he defined his craft of football, punting it all the way across the field with ease.
S41 - Malik Brooks - WR
TPE - 621
DSFL Draft: Undrafted: Waiver Signing (Bondi Beach Buccaneers)
ISFL Draft: 4th Round: 48th Overall (New Orleans Second Line)
Acquired:
-> 
Traded from the New Orleans Second Line to the Colorado Yeti.
Trade
Acquired:
-> Traded from the Colorado Yeti to the Cape Town Crash.
Trade
Aqcuired:
-> Traded from the Cape Town Crash to the Honolulu Hahalua.
Trade
Malik Brooks was born in New Orleans, and ended up playing college ball for Louisiana State University. Brooks is know to be a very speedy, agile, and well handler of the ball while playing WR for the Hahalua.
S39 - Maxwell Jacob Friedman - LB
TPE - 686
DSFL Draft: 4th Round: 25th Overall (Portland Pythons)
ISFL Draft: 1st Round: 10th Overall (Honolulu Hahalua)
Maxwell Jacob Friedman is the elder in Honolulu. Gramps, The Creator of Everything, Teacher of the Dinosaurs, all things you will hear from everyone in the Locker Room about Friedman. But in reality he is the voice of reason and holds the whole team together.
RE: A Dive Into The Honolulu Hahalua - g2019 - 07-16-2024
Can confirm, am bum.