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*Ruckus Rankings Week 10 - ghostfacethrilla - 01-19-2018
It’s been a minute since I’ve done one of these rankings so let’s see how the DSFL teams rank according to yours truly! Here’s week 10 (or is it 11? fuck it), of the DSFL rankings.
Portland Pythons
GMs: Tha Overlord (pdxballer) and Bittah Specialist (JohnWachter)
YEAAAAAHHHHHHHH we out here bruh. I gotta put my team up as number one now. We got the best record in the league after beating the Seawolves and the Coyotes on the road and have the best points for and points against numbers in the league with 193 and 138. You know what’s up for us now? DEFENSE MUTHAFUCKA, DEFENSE. Since week 4, we’ve held opponents to 2 scores or less and have gone 5-2 because of it. The offense is definitely pouring it on, but on the other side of the ball we fuckin’ take of care that shit, dawg. Tha Overlord told us that he found the magic formula after doing weed off a lumberjack’s back and figured out the right strategy with Borro Gore in the right formations so we should be smooth sailing away to the Ultimini!
Palm Beach Solar Bears
GM: Midnight Madman (PoloPro)
Not in a million years did I think for a second that the fuckin’ Solar Bears would be hotter than the sun after week 10, but here we are. I heard they had some funny business going on with Steve Fuller, but we beat them in week 3 so I don’t give a fuck what you say about Fuller. The Midnight Madman is doing it and doing it well with a 5-4-1 record and winning the last 5 games. I’ll admit I’m kinda afraid of these guys since they are spittin’ hot fire.
Tijuana Luchadores
GMs: Shriekin’ Knight (PaytonM34) and Smilin’ Leader (jaskins811)
Since losing the Annoyin’ Ambassador and getting the Shriekin’ Knight into the GM spot, we see the Luchadores actually doin’ OK. Like, 5-4-1 isn’t a terrible record right now with their division being so close. Their playoff division is fast and furious and I think the Luchadores need to start revin’ up the engines to finish the season strong (wow, that was a dumb metaphor). Anyways, Asipi Jr. is doing a lot better now and I have to admit that HE STILL SUCKS COMPARED TO ROENICK (that’s my quarterback, yo). Luchadores got that 2 headed hydra though, so offenses better watch out for Enchant and Mills in the playoffs. Much love to their defense #DefenseWinsChampionships
Norfolk Seawolves
GM: Crazy Knight (run_cmc)
The Crazy Knight is actually going to do it. He’s going to take a bot team to the playoffs for the first time and I see this team going 7-7 by the end of the season. They beat us twice during the season so we’re hoping to even up the series to get home field advantage over them cause these fucking bots are tough, bruh. They got a lot of scary pieces still like McQuick, Miller, and Marsh so we gotta step up to the fuckin’ field to beat them.
San Antonio Marshals
GMs: Master Worlock (kckolbe) and Scratchin’ Magician (Roly)
Goddamn…how the mighty have fallen. Since picking up Mike Vick (LOLOLOL), they’ve gotten worse and are now 5-5 overall and trying to stay in the playoff race. Marshals still have the best rushing offense in the league and the best 2 runningbacks so they have a shot at making the playoffs. Vick is getting better too and I’m seeing his training on the forums so there’s hope for a push next week if all their guys can update. I actually want to face these guys again so we can stomp on them twice in a row in the Ultimini.
Kansas City Coyotes
GMs: Arrogant Beggar (jiggly) and Insane Knight (124715)
Coyotes have fallen hard and are doing worse than the bot teams now with a 3-7 record. I mean, I know they have jiggly as a GM but they can’t be this terrible right? On paper, I think they have the best DE in the DSFL with Cordell Joshua (I see you bruh), Jack Dwyer (awesome LB), Poopyface Tomatonose (lolz), and the Borkus himself. They have all the right pieces to put together a splendiferous team on paper so what the fuck is going on? Maybe the players aren’t comfortable to the Chicago air or they are hittin’ up the clubs too much before every game.
#KeepCoyotesInKC
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738 words yo, gimmie my money!
Graded!
*Ruckus Rankings Week 10 - DeathOnReddit - 01-19-2018
Thats where youre wrong kiddo. Im the best. I gave Roenick the early head start he needed, and now I have been awakened, and will destroy the league.
*Ruckus Rankings Week 10 - Supersquare04 - 01-19-2018
(01-19-2018, 08:40 PM)DeathOnReddit Wrote:Thats where youre wrong kiddo. Im the best. I gave Roenick the early head start he needed, and now I have been awakened, and will destroy the league.
your defense carries you #facts
*Ruckus Rankings Week 10 - DeathOnReddit - 01-19-2018
(01-19-2018, 03:48 PM)Supersquare04 Wrote:your defense carries you #facts
Im like Lebron. Regular season means nothing to me, but come playoff time I will become the GOAT
*Ruckus Rankings Week 10 - Supersquare04 - 01-19-2018
(01-19-2018, 09:12 PM)DeathOnReddit Wrote:Im like Lebron. Regular season means nothing to me, but come playoff time I will become the GOAT
ok so 1. Lebron balls out in the regular season and 2. He doesn't become the goat in the playoffs. a better comparison would've been Tom Brady and it even would have been a football comparison. and also your defense will still carry you to the playoffs.
*Ruckus Rankings Week 10 - iamslm22 - 01-19-2018
(01-19-2018, 05:25 PM)Supersquare04 Wrote:ok so 1. Lebron balls out in the regular season and 2. He doesn't become the goat in the playoffs. a better comparison would've been Tom Brady and it even would have been a football comparison. and also your defense will still carry you to the playoffs.
Love this shit talking
ONLY thing would've added to it was a great ending emote like :scrub:
*Ruckus Rankings Week 10 - Drizzy - 01-19-2018
ty for the shoutout my man but you're right there is no escaping the fact we fucking suck
*Ruckus Rankings Week 10 - DeathOnReddit - 01-19-2018
(01-19-2018, 05:25 PM)Supersquare04 Wrote:ok so 1. Lebron balls out in the regular season and 2. He doesn't become the goat in the playoffs. a better comparison would've been Tom Brady and it even would have been a football comparison. and also your defense will still carry you to the playoffs.
And ill carry us to that ultimini. Unlike the Portland Scrubs who will be let down by that bum of a qb. :scrub:
*Ruckus Rankings Week 10 - Supersquare04 - 01-19-2018
(01-19-2018, 11:45 PM)DeathOnReddit Wrote:And ill carry us to that ultimini. Unlike the Portland Scrubs who will be let down by that bum of a qb. :scrub:
our qb actually gets his own drives going. Against KC your defense had 4 picks and you had 5 total scores...If it wasnt for your defense you would have lost to the coyotes lol. stop talking dude youre worse than the yetis record.
*Ruckus Rankings Week 10 - DeathOnReddit - 01-19-2018
(01-19-2018, 06:48 PM)Supersquare04 Wrote:our qb actually gets his own drives going. Against KC your defense had 4 picks and you had 5 total scores...If it wasnt for your defense you would have lost to the coyotes lol. stop talking dude youre worse than the yetis record.
Dont shit talk the Yeti when they're gonna draft you :scrub: