[Draft based media so x2. It is ready to be graded and is roughly 1030 words long! I hope you enjoy <3]
The TV turns on and the live feed of the local news shows we are currently outside the arena in which the Season 16 National Simulation Hockey League will occur, a local news reporter is getting ready to go live for a special as one of the prospects is doing something rather unusual.
News Reporter: Yes. Are we live? Okay. Hello and thank you for joining us in a very unusual scene that is occurring all around me right now. As you can clearly see behind me a lot of people who are all dressed in Green, White and Red and holding Hungarian national flags of all sizes. Some even having face paint done. They are truly making quite a large scene outside showing the pride for none other than one of the favourites to go first overall in the National Simulation Football League draft, Laszlo Forty-Two!
Behind and all around the news reporter is exactly what he just described. Except half of them are clearly drunk as hell and loudly cheering.
News Reporter: Joining me right this second is the man of the hour, the Wide Receiver for the Tijuana Luchadores, Laszlo Forty Two!
Laszlo Forty-Two: Hello. That is Laszlo's name. Now what do you want?
News reporter: Well, first off I wanted to ask you how you are feeling about the big day? Are more nervous or excited or even a mix of both?!
Laszlo Forty-Two: Mr. Forty-Two is perfectly fine. Puny people display fear or other signs of weakness. Laszlo Forty Two is excited if anything to discover where he will be playing and buying property in.
News Reporter: I see, I see! So the main question I have is what exactly is going on here?!
Laszlo Forty-Two: Think is very easy to figure out what is happening. Some locals are Hungarian and wishing to support me. The Laz come down to thank the crowd and then you creepy people showed up.
In the background people start singing and say the following: "Isten, áldd meg a magyart! Jó kedvvel, b?séggel, Nyújts feléje véd? kart, Ha küzd ellenséggel! Bal sors akit régen tép, Hozz rá víg esztend?t, Megb?nh?dte már e nép A múltat s jövend?t!"
News Reporter: Just for people who have no idea what the hell the people in the background are saying, can you do a quick translation of what they are signing?
Laszlo Forty-Two: No. Laszlo cannot just do simple translation but he can tell you the song his people are signing. It is none other than the Hungarian national anthem.
News Reporter: Ah! That does make a bit of sense. They must be very proud of you!
Laszlo Forty-Two: To laszlo's knowledge not many Hungarians have had ability to go high into National Simulation Football League draft. Laszlo is proud to represent Hungary, his cult and even West Virginia.
News Reporter: You are the odds on favourite to go first overall according to most peoples predictions. What do you think about that?
Laszlo Forty-Two: Mr. Forty-Two honoured but does not think he will go first overall. Not delusional to think whoever does draft first is picking me but Laszlo would love to go first. Would justify how hard Laszlo has been working.
News Reporter: You have been doing a lot of coverage and media and interviews recently. Easily the most out of anyone in the draft. Do you think the presser and multiple interviews will help you get drafted higher or help teams understand who the real Laszlo Forty-two actually is?
Laszlo Forty-Two: Mr. Forty-Two does not really care if it helped the National SImulation Football League General Managers or not if Laszlo is honest. All it do is make The Laz a lot richer and that means Laszlo can focus on being best Wide Receiver in either the smaller or bigger leagues.
News Reporter: Where do you think you will be drafted then if not first?
Laszlo Forty-Two: Surely this is question for National Simulation Football League General Managers no? Laszlo has zero clue where. The Laz firmly believe he will be going top 5 at least like he did in Development Simulation Football League. Hopefully it is 4th or higher.
Laszlo Forty-Two Predict 2nd or 3rd if forced to choose.
The group of Hungarian drunks are now chanting 'Laszlo first! Laszlo first! Laszlo first!' very loudly and it stops the news reporter from even attempting to ask a question end they die down a little.
News Reporter: Which team do you think will win tonights draft then based off impressions of talking to National Simulation Football League General Managers and general vibes and feelings?
Laszlo Forty-Two: Is simple. Whoever drafts the wide receiver Laszlo Forty-Two from the Tijuana Luchadores will win the draft. Also Laszlo believe teams will win draft from having strong 2nd round picks. Believe certain quality players may drop lower that statistically expected and if teams have strong 1st round they will clearly win draft. Quantity is lower than last season draft and Laszlo believe only handful can be true stars of National SImulation Football League!
News Reporter: What about how far you think you may drop? Your Simulation Hockey League cult counterpart did drop down quite far than expected although he is starting to look like a steal for the Chiefs in the future.
Laszlo Forty-Two: Quantity is down like Laszlo said. Dumb people who place Laszlo 8th or 9th in predictions must have been victim of Laszlo this season cause quality of this draft never places Mr. Forty-Two that low. Could go further down but never that low. Laszlo Forty-Two very sure about that.
News Reporter: Well, Mr. Forty-Two I guess we wish you good luck for the season 16 National Simulation Football League draft tonight that happens real soon. Do you have any closing words you wish people to hear?
Laszlo Forty-Two: Laszlo Forty-Two will crush National Simulation Football League real soon. If not upcoming season. Season after. See you all real soon.
News Reporter: Back to you in the TV studio!
(Hope you enjoyed my final little piece just before the draft. Will probably do 1 final piece for post draft interview and presser real soon.)
The TV turns on and the live feed of the local news shows we are currently outside the arena in which the Season 16 National Simulation Hockey League will occur, a local news reporter is getting ready to go live for a special as one of the prospects is doing something rather unusual.
News Reporter: Yes. Are we live? Okay. Hello and thank you for joining us in a very unusual scene that is occurring all around me right now. As you can clearly see behind me a lot of people who are all dressed in Green, White and Red and holding Hungarian national flags of all sizes. Some even having face paint done. They are truly making quite a large scene outside showing the pride for none other than one of the favourites to go first overall in the National Simulation Football League draft, Laszlo Forty-Two!
Behind and all around the news reporter is exactly what he just described. Except half of them are clearly drunk as hell and loudly cheering.
News Reporter: Joining me right this second is the man of the hour, the Wide Receiver for the Tijuana Luchadores, Laszlo Forty Two!
Laszlo Forty-Two: Hello. That is Laszlo's name. Now what do you want?
News reporter: Well, first off I wanted to ask you how you are feeling about the big day? Are more nervous or excited or even a mix of both?!
Laszlo Forty-Two: Mr. Forty-Two is perfectly fine. Puny people display fear or other signs of weakness. Laszlo Forty Two is excited if anything to discover where he will be playing and buying property in.
News Reporter: I see, I see! So the main question I have is what exactly is going on here?!
Laszlo Forty-Two: Think is very easy to figure out what is happening. Some locals are Hungarian and wishing to support me. The Laz come down to thank the crowd and then you creepy people showed up.
In the background people start singing and say the following: "Isten, áldd meg a magyart! Jó kedvvel, b?séggel, Nyújts feléje véd? kart, Ha küzd ellenséggel! Bal sors akit régen tép, Hozz rá víg esztend?t, Megb?nh?dte már e nép A múltat s jövend?t!"
News Reporter: Just for people who have no idea what the hell the people in the background are saying, can you do a quick translation of what they are signing?
Laszlo Forty-Two: No. Laszlo cannot just do simple translation but he can tell you the song his people are signing. It is none other than the Hungarian national anthem.
News Reporter: Ah! That does make a bit of sense. They must be very proud of you!
Laszlo Forty-Two: To laszlo's knowledge not many Hungarians have had ability to go high into National Simulation Football League draft. Laszlo is proud to represent Hungary, his cult and even West Virginia.
News Reporter: You are the odds on favourite to go first overall according to most peoples predictions. What do you think about that?
Laszlo Forty-Two: Mr. Forty-Two honoured but does not think he will go first overall. Not delusional to think whoever does draft first is picking me but Laszlo would love to go first. Would justify how hard Laszlo has been working.
News Reporter: You have been doing a lot of coverage and media and interviews recently. Easily the most out of anyone in the draft. Do you think the presser and multiple interviews will help you get drafted higher or help teams understand who the real Laszlo Forty-two actually is?
Laszlo Forty-Two: Mr. Forty-Two does not really care if it helped the National SImulation Football League General Managers or not if Laszlo is honest. All it do is make The Laz a lot richer and that means Laszlo can focus on being best Wide Receiver in either the smaller or bigger leagues.
News Reporter: Where do you think you will be drafted then if not first?
Laszlo Forty-Two: Surely this is question for National Simulation Football League General Managers no? Laszlo has zero clue where. The Laz firmly believe he will be going top 5 at least like he did in Development Simulation Football League. Hopefully it is 4th or higher.
Laszlo Forty-Two Predict 2nd or 3rd if forced to choose.
The group of Hungarian drunks are now chanting 'Laszlo first! Laszlo first! Laszlo first!' very loudly and it stops the news reporter from even attempting to ask a question end they die down a little.
News Reporter: Which team do you think will win tonights draft then based off impressions of talking to National Simulation Football League General Managers and general vibes and feelings?
Laszlo Forty-Two: Is simple. Whoever drafts the wide receiver Laszlo Forty-Two from the Tijuana Luchadores will win the draft. Also Laszlo believe teams will win draft from having strong 2nd round picks. Believe certain quality players may drop lower that statistically expected and if teams have strong 1st round they will clearly win draft. Quantity is lower than last season draft and Laszlo believe only handful can be true stars of National SImulation Football League!
News Reporter: What about how far you think you may drop? Your Simulation Hockey League cult counterpart did drop down quite far than expected although he is starting to look like a steal for the Chiefs in the future.
Laszlo Forty-Two: Quantity is down like Laszlo said. Dumb people who place Laszlo 8th or 9th in predictions must have been victim of Laszlo this season cause quality of this draft never places Mr. Forty-Two that low. Could go further down but never that low. Laszlo Forty-Two very sure about that.
News Reporter: Well, Mr. Forty-Two I guess we wish you good luck for the season 16 National Simulation Football League draft tonight that happens real soon. Do you have any closing words you wish people to hear?
Laszlo Forty-Two: Laszlo Forty-Two will crush National Simulation Football League real soon. If not upcoming season. Season after. See you all real soon.
News Reporter: Back to you in the TV studio!
(Hope you enjoyed my final little piece just before the draft. Will probably do 1 final piece for post draft interview and presser real soon.)