We find ourselves on the practice field of the San Antonio Marshals, where a small crowd of journalists has gathered on the sidelines, hoping to speak to some of the team's top prospects. As practice begins to wind down, Bubba Thumper trots over to the group, removing his helmet to reveal his signature goofy grin.
"Alright y'all, hit me with your best questions. I'm happy to answer whatever y'all have got to the best of my ability."
"Alright y'all, hit me with your best questions. I'm happy to answer whatever y'all have got to the best of my ability."
(08-12-2019, 06:47 PM)SabaDonutMan Wrote:Do you like white castle"I mean, y'all know Bubba prefers a good barbecue, or some authentic Hispanic food, but I'm not going to turn down White Castle if you're offering."
(08-12-2019, 06:47 PM)SabaDonutMan Wrote:Did you know that I have an Ultimini"I'm not sure I believe that. Unfortunately Tijuana took that home this year."
(08-12-2019, 06:47 PM)SabaDonutMan Wrote:Did you know that I'm going to win an Ultimus"Man, y'all reporters get crazy."
(08-12-2019, 06:48 PM)Ocelot Wrote:What're your favourite aspects about playing for the Marshals?"I really like the culture that's being built there. My GMs, Taco and Stringer, those are two great guys running the show, and they brought some excellent players into the locker room this past season. It's been a great privilege to play in San Antonio, and I'm disappointed I couldn't do more to help push us farther than we got."
(08-12-2019, 06:48 PM)Ocelot Wrote:How do you feel about your potential teammates coming up to the DSFL in the prospect bowl? Anyone you particularly like the look of?"I mean, my experience is mostly on the defensive side of the ball, so I guess we'll start there. I really like what I've seen from this class of defensive linemen for sure. Guys like Bacon, Franchet, Ironside, they've all been impressive in my opinion, and I expect to see them have success in this league. I've had the privilege of playing with J-Lo at LB, and I think he'll be impressive, but so might guys like Gaines or Virtanen. And of course, Parker is a great guy to have in the locker room, I'd love to have an opportunity to play with him again, but he's definitely not the only stand-out defensive back, with guys like Bailey and FlimFlam in this class. As for offense, obviously Utler is a great teammate and one of this season's top prospects, but you can't ignore the work running backs like Toriki, Hanyadi, and Dotson are doing, so I look forward to either having them in my locker room or trying to stop them from doing their worst in the future. And, of course, I've got to give respect where it's due, to guys like Chungus and Rubbe, they're nasty. I hope I'm not stuck going against them in the trenches."
(08-12-2019, 06:53 PM)buffiegreat18 Wrote:Do you think you proved enough from your play to be drafted in the top 10?"I think many teams consider me to be higher on their draft board, yes. But ultimately, wherever I land, I'll be happy to just have this opportunity to play the game at the next level."
(08-12-2019, 06:54 PM)IsaStarcrossed Wrote:Realistically, where are you anticipating going in the NSFL draft?"Without giving too much away, I've been in contact with a number of teams with top picks, so I expect to be off the board by the end of the first round."
(08-12-2019, 06:54 PM)IsaStarcrossed Wrote:Which team would you most want to go to if you hand a choice about it? Pretend you're a free agent, not a draft prospect!"Again, I don't want to give too much away here, but I've had a number of conversations with teams that I've really enjoyed, and that's not just teams who expect to compete immediately. I'd be happy to land anywhere, really. I'm just glad I have a chance to keep playing the game at this level."
(08-12-2019, 06:54 PM)IsaStarcrossed Wrote:Squirrels or opossums?"I mean, not knowing the context, I'm going to have to go with squirrels. They're the more selective eaters, and I clearly believe a refined palate is important."
(08-12-2019, 07:11 PM)RobCubed Wrote:What other prospects in your draft class are you most excited about playing with or against?"I'll start by shouting out my teammates, Ashley Owens, Takeda Okura, and Jim McMahon. I think very highly of these guys, and I want to see them succeed at the next level. I'd love to play with them again, but that might not be in the cards. I'm also a big fan of guys like Brayden Ennis, Honda Edmond, Tyron Brackenridge, Action Jackson, Saba Donut...the list could go on for a while. This is a great crop of talent, and I'll be thankful to play with whomever lands in the same spot."
(08-12-2019, 07:11 PM)RobCubed Wrote:What was your favorite play you made in this past season?"I forced a single fumble last season, that I believe we managed to recover. That's always a big one. A couple of sacks to go with it, too."
(08-12-2019, 07:11 PM)RobCubed Wrote:You're alone in the forest. You fall down. Do you make a sound? If so, what sound?"At my size, I don't doubt I make a solid thump."
(08-12-2019, 07:23 PM)Hallmonitor_20 Wrote:When you join your new team, do you think there will be an adjustment period to the faster level of NSFL or do you think it will be a smooth transition?"I mean, I expect bumps in the road. None of us rookies expect immediate success, except maybe Owens. But, I think I'll get to a point where I can perform at a high level sooner rather than later."
(08-12-2019, 07:23 PM)Hallmonitor_20 Wrote:Who would you most like to play with in the NSFL? Least?"I think I already touched on my class and the incoming prospects enough, so I'll point to some of the former San Antonio greats. Nero Alexander, Mo Berry, Quenton Bode, Walt Green, even Morgan Marshall have inspired me to bust my ass here, and I can't adequately voice how much I appreciate the guidance they've given me."
(08-12-2019, 07:23 PM)Hallmonitor_20 Wrote:Alright, so your girlfriend asks you if the new dress she's trying on looks better than the one she tried on earlier and you say yes but she asks why do you like that one better than the other but you can't tell the difference between the two dresses and you've been inside Express for an hour and just want to go home. What do you do?"Man, if I were in a place where I even had a girl right now, I ain't going to lie to her. Also, in what world do you have me going to Express instead of Panda Express?"
(08-12-2019, 07:40 PM)bex Wrote:What are you most nervous about in regards to your transition out of the DSFL?"I want to be a guy who can contribute to my team; if I'm not contributing in a meaningful way, that's frustrating, and I know this next level is going to be tough to adjust to and contribute at from the get-go."
(08-12-2019, 07:40 PM)bex Wrote:How many chickens would it take to kill an elephant?"Oh, several. Like, at least a couple."
(08-12-2019, 07:40 PM)bex Wrote:I'm in Houston and I've got eight dollars and 47 cents in my pocket. Where do I go for dinner?"We have a handful of great Vietnamese places where you can eat for cheap. I personally recommend the pho at Les Givral's Kahve, fits right into that budget at eight dollars."
(08-12-2019, 11:51 PM)goodvsevil1275 Wrote:What is your biggest piece of advice to incoming prospects in terms of having success and preparing for the NSFL draft?"If you put in the work, even if the numbers aren't necessarily what you'd like them to be at the DSFL level, even if the wins aren't coming like you hoped they would, NSFL GMs are going to see that. You bust your ass out there, you're going to set yourself up for success at the next level. So come to work every day ready and passionate, and grind."
(08-12-2019, 11:51 PM)goodvsevil1275 Wrote:Do you think you'll be able to get to the level of an Aaron Donald or a Khalil Mack?"Well, my hope is to do something they haven't yet: win a ring. That's what matters most at the end of the day: hanging banners."
(08-12-2019, 11:51 PM)goodvsevil1275 Wrote:Who would be more satisfying to sack, Russell Wilson or Tom Brady?"I have to say Wilson. If I could catch that slippery sucker, that would be an accomplishment. I don't think Brady can quite outrun me. Wilson can."