10-07-2019, 01:42 PM
(This post was last modified: 10-07-2019, 01:46 PM by dieselj123.)
"fell off" they all said. "he's not been active lately". This is all just a bunch of propaganda to hide the fact that everyone not named the slept on Stuart Little, and now they're going to have to pay for their mistake. 5 Cornerbacks went before Stuart Little in the draft and that is just a travesty. What you've done now is ignored one of the greatest talents ever to bless this so called NSFL. You better watch out if you try to throw in my general direction, because even if I am only 6 inches tall, I'm still a black hole on the field. Nobody is getting yards on me. Stuart is mad now, and that means every other team is in trouble. You thought that a small break in activity was enough to push him down the boards, while now he's going to show you that your mistake will cost you everything. Some say a good corner can shut down a receiver. But Stuart isn't satisfied with just shutting down one receiver. He's going to shut down the whole field, so you better be ready to punt because first downs are happening on his watch, and you can assure that. People might say, Oh, you're just a tiny little mouse, what can you possibly do, and that oversight is exactly going to be what leads to your downfall. Stuart is quick on his feet, he has a keen eye for the ball, and he'll sneak up on you before you've even noticed. You know what they say, "size doesn't matter, It's just the way you use it." You thought Aaron Rodgers falling 20 spots was bad, well you better be prepared for how bad it's going to feel that some of you nerds had 3 rounds to draft me and didn't have the cojones to pull the trigger. I hope you guys don't mind missing out on the Ultimus; Stuart is going to make sure that the Liberty earn at least a few of those. It's all fun and games until you give someone a reason to play for revenge. And that's what Stuart Little is out here to do now that he realizes just how much he's actually respected in this league. You better prepare for the storm folks, because you got a big one coming your way and I don't think anyone's prepared for it quite yet.
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