11-13-2019, 10:38 PM
(This post was last modified: 11-18-2019, 09:05 AM by goodvsevil1275.)
A stream of nervous Colorado Reporters awaited Terry Taffy’s arrival. This was a big deal as whilst Taffy had been putting up numbers as a running back on the Colorado Yeti, his media silence was becoming concerning. Experts were beginning to notice he was putting on weight and it was affecting his performance on the field. At last before long, a significantly taller and more muscular Taffy stepped up to the podium.
“Hello Colorado. I know its been awhile since I’ve been in the spotlight but I’d like to talk about a few things here. So yes it’s true, my weight has ballooned in Colorado. At first, it was recommended by the staff I bulk up to improve performance. Eventually, I became to big to play running back. So, I talked to the coaches and coordinators, and we decided I’d be the newest member of the Sack-Squatches. So, from now on, I’m officially a defensive end for the Colorado Yeti. Just as defenses feared me when I played running back, quarterbacks will learn to fear me at my new position. Thank you all for your time.”
“Hello Colorado. I know its been awhile since I’ve been in the spotlight but I’d like to talk about a few things here. So yes it’s true, my weight has ballooned in Colorado. At first, it was recommended by the staff I bulk up to improve performance. Eventually, I became to big to play running back. So, I talked to the coaches and coordinators, and we decided I’d be the newest member of the Sack-Squatches. So, from now on, I’m officially a defensive end for the Colorado Yeti. Just as defenses feared me when I played running back, quarterbacks will learn to fear me at my new position. Thank you all for your time.”