12-20-2019, 03:14 PM
(This post was last modified: 12-30-2019, 10:06 AM by Fordhammer.)
[Hello. 575 words roughly.]
It had come to my attention that Isa "I own the media" StarCrossed has managed to get a lot of money during his time in the National Simulation Football League.
How much? I would tell you but as I write this the bloody doc for the leagues bank just refuses to load. So I'll just round down and say half a trillion.
The reason I bring this up is for a couple of reasons. Firstly, In Pro Baseball Experience, I am the Isa "I like to jump and swim in a pool of gold coins" StarCrossed. In my first week I wrote about $130 million worth of media. Abusing the ever living fuck out of my rookie status. However, that was just for about a week. Nothing major. Isa "Yes I will buy this country thank you" StarCrossed however did this not only in his first week in the National Simulation Football League but also just about every week after.
The man is a machine. I would argue his face claim should be an ATM machine but I respect the only other muscle bro here for such a sexy face claim. But envy sadly and truly is a powerful thing.
Which brings me to my second point I state the obvious. I have mugged Isa "No one can mug me" StarCrossed.
Yes, for you see this media is actually being written purely to gloat that because this media finished with a total of about 570-ish words. I have instead taken it from Isa "Why is your cash missing 6 extra digits" StarCrossed's bank account.
I just walked right in there and took it. I do not regret this. In fact it is about time a spicy drama went down in this league and if it means I get extra cash. So god damn be it!
I hope one day TomHanks can forgive me for clearly screwing his player out of his money but it had to be done. Perhaps in another lifetime he can forgive me as well but truth being told I doubt he will notice this money is gone from his total.
I decided to reach out to him via Discord to see what emotions were running through his mind about this situation.
Ya Boi playing Laszlo Forty-Two: "Could I get a quote from you about how you feel about losing like less than a million?"
Isa "Imagine not having a billion" StarCrossed: ""Absolutely tragic. To be robbed at Christmas! I'm not even sure how I'm going to be able to afford my mother's new yacht now."
Round about now I imagine guilt would be setting in. But with this money I can just spend those feelings away.
Naturally, obviously, going without say that the morale of this amazing player and media writer and the good folk of the New Orleans Second Line are at an all time low this season. Literally nothing else could compare to this at this moment. Which is why I will now go on record as saying " You're welcome Orange County Otters!"
Do you not see? The New Orleans Second Line were going to beat them, ending that scary ass time finally. But with confidence low this will not happen now. I for 1 welcome our new cute orange overlords.
I cannot think of anything else to say milking his bank account of more money. But I thank you all for reading this if you managed to survive. Have a lovely Christmas.
It had come to my attention that Isa "I own the media" StarCrossed has managed to get a lot of money during his time in the National Simulation Football League.
How much? I would tell you but as I write this the bloody doc for the leagues bank just refuses to load. So I'll just round down and say half a trillion.
The reason I bring this up is for a couple of reasons. Firstly, In Pro Baseball Experience, I am the Isa "I like to jump and swim in a pool of gold coins" StarCrossed. In my first week I wrote about $130 million worth of media. Abusing the ever living fuck out of my rookie status. However, that was just for about a week. Nothing major. Isa "Yes I will buy this country thank you" StarCrossed however did this not only in his first week in the National Simulation Football League but also just about every week after.
The man is a machine. I would argue his face claim should be an ATM machine but I respect the only other muscle bro here for such a sexy face claim. But envy sadly and truly is a powerful thing.
Which brings me to my second point I state the obvious. I have mugged Isa "No one can mug me" StarCrossed.
Yes, for you see this media is actually being written purely to gloat that because this media finished with a total of about 570-ish words. I have instead taken it from Isa "Why is your cash missing 6 extra digits" StarCrossed's bank account.
I just walked right in there and took it. I do not regret this. In fact it is about time a spicy drama went down in this league and if it means I get extra cash. So god damn be it!
I hope one day TomHanks can forgive me for clearly screwing his player out of his money but it had to be done. Perhaps in another lifetime he can forgive me as well but truth being told I doubt he will notice this money is gone from his total.
I decided to reach out to him via Discord to see what emotions were running through his mind about this situation.
Ya Boi playing Laszlo Forty-Two: "Could I get a quote from you about how you feel about losing like less than a million?"
Isa "Imagine not having a billion" StarCrossed: ""Absolutely tragic. To be robbed at Christmas! I'm not even sure how I'm going to be able to afford my mother's new yacht now."
Round about now I imagine guilt would be setting in. But with this money I can just spend those feelings away.
Naturally, obviously, going without say that the morale of this amazing player and media writer and the good folk of the New Orleans Second Line are at an all time low this season. Literally nothing else could compare to this at this moment. Which is why I will now go on record as saying " You're welcome Orange County Otters!"
Do you not see? The New Orleans Second Line were going to beat them, ending that scary ass time finally. But with confidence low this will not happen now. I for 1 welcome our new cute orange overlords.
I cannot think of anything else to say milking his bank account of more money. But I thank you all for reading this if you managed to survive. Have a lovely Christmas.
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