How's it going people. I'm here to answer some questions about myself and what I plan to make of my career. I'm just an OL that loves making Defensive Tackles look like they had something bad to eat for breakfast. Ask away! :dsfl:
"Since you are an OL, do you like pancakes more than waffles?"
-@FleshBagSoup
Absolutely. But this opinion goes beyond football. Waffles are bullshit, I'll just say it. Pancakes beat them in every way. It's hard to spread butter on a waffle. I don't want to have to work to eat my breakfast. I'm there to ingest calories, not burn them. The butter gets caught in all the little texture pockets and you don't get an even spread. I'm a perfectionist, I need an even spread. Plus those texture pockets are just a waste of space. That air could be used for more dough, but instead it's just sitting there wasting space like an air filled Lays potato chip bag. Except the chip bag at least has the excuse of using the air to keep the chips from being crushed. The waffle has no excuse.
Now let's look at pancakes. Brown, warm, fluffy, delicious pancakes. The butter melts and spreads just like butter should. Then the syrup spread. You start in an outward spiraling pattern from the center, and then add a grid pattern if you're having an "extra syrup" kinda day. Then take a minute to let it all soak in and appreciate your masterpiece. Next, grab your fork and knife, because it's game time. You eat around the edges first. They're typically more stiff and not as great as the interior. Once that's eaten away, the reward awaits. The warm, buttery, syrup infused center. It melts in your mouth. It's everything you've ever wanted. Everything you've ever needed. You want to take the center of the pancake to Santa Marta, Colombia and spoil it as much as it spoils you; and you should. Let it into you. Show it your deepest desires, and the pancake will fulfill them.
That got a little out of hand. But that's what I would compare myself to. The center of the pancake. It's dependable, always there when you need it. A tackle will let you down every once in a while, and you expect it. Its the exterior, stuff gets crazy out there. But your center? Your center is your rock. It's where everything begins. You know exactly how he's gonna get your QB the ball. Efficiently.
"Since you are an OL, do you like pancakes more than waffles?"
-@FleshBagSoup
Absolutely. But this opinion goes beyond football. Waffles are bullshit, I'll just say it. Pancakes beat them in every way. It's hard to spread butter on a waffle. I don't want to have to work to eat my breakfast. I'm there to ingest calories, not burn them. The butter gets caught in all the little texture pockets and you don't get an even spread. I'm a perfectionist, I need an even spread. Plus those texture pockets are just a waste of space. That air could be used for more dough, but instead it's just sitting there wasting space like an air filled Lays potato chip bag. Except the chip bag at least has the excuse of using the air to keep the chips from being crushed. The waffle has no excuse.
Now let's look at pancakes. Brown, warm, fluffy, delicious pancakes. The butter melts and spreads just like butter should. Then the syrup spread. You start in an outward spiraling pattern from the center, and then add a grid pattern if you're having an "extra syrup" kinda day. Then take a minute to let it all soak in and appreciate your masterpiece. Next, grab your fork and knife, because it's game time. You eat around the edges first. They're typically more stiff and not as great as the interior. Once that's eaten away, the reward awaits. The warm, buttery, syrup infused center. It melts in your mouth. It's everything you've ever wanted. Everything you've ever needed. You want to take the center of the pancake to Santa Marta, Colombia and spoil it as much as it spoils you; and you should. Let it into you. Show it your deepest desires, and the pancake will fulfill them.
That got a little out of hand. But that's what I would compare myself to. The center of the pancake. It's dependable, always there when you need it. A tackle will let you down every once in a while, and you expect it. Its the exterior, stuff gets crazy out there. But your center? Your center is your rock. It's where everything begins. You know exactly how he's gonna get your QB the ball. Efficiently.