*DSFL Cities Ranked by Proximity of NearestKrystal

[ronanb23]

Krystal is a very bad fast food chain known for sliders and restaurants you can't actually eat at. Therefore, this ranking is in reverse order, with . However, before we get into this, I'd like to describe in short why Krystal is bad.

Reason #1: The sliders aren't even that good

White Castle has great sliders. They really do. Krystal's sliders are basically cardboard on great value dinner rolls, and that's coming from a Walmart employee here. There's a reason that Harold and Kumar didn't go to Krystal.

Reason #2: I have literally never gone there and not gotten absolutely soaking wet fries

I do not know what this company does to their fries but it's like they have been dunked in a vat of ice cold water not boiling grease like everywhere else. That's it, that's the entire explanation.



The Rankings

1. London Royals- 4,029 miles from nearest Krystal (Gaffney, SC)
2. Portland Pythons- 2,240 miles from nearest Krystal (West Memphis, AR)
3. Tijuana Luchadores- 1,812 miles from nearest Krystal (West Memphis, AR)
4. Minnesota Grey Ducks- 829 miles from nearest Krystal (Bowling Green, KY)
5. Norfolk Seawolves- 452 miles from nearest Krystal (Johnson City, TN)
6. Kansas City Coyotes- 444 miles from nearest Krystal (West Memphis, AR)
7. Dallas Birddogs- 399 miles from nearest Krystal (Greenville, MS)
8. Myrtle Beach Buccaneers- 204 miles from nearest Krystal (Aiken, SC)




So there you have it. Thank you owners for making every single team be at least nearly 3 hours from a Krystal, us players really have dodged a bullet there

[FleshBagSoup]

Great content

[SabaDonutMan]

White Castle has great sliders. They really do.

I like this guy