[Hello. This is about Laszlo Forty-Two and the expansion teams so it is 1.5x media and is rouhgly 2660 words long. It is ready to be graded]
Okay so I think it is time to do more miscellaneous Laszlo Forty Two information so I can state why I decided to change to Offensive Linesmen. This will basically link as to why I have decided to position switch albeit I can use other excuses like I hate Wide Receiver or I wanted to make a difference in the unliked position. Also, it does not hurt that this is known publicly nor that I get some cash for this.
But honestly those are just bonuses or extra pluses if anything so not really a major reason as to why I find myself on a new team.
The start of this starts on a website called GoalLine Blitz 2. It basically is a lot like this league but a better engine but less of a cool community.
It is a MMORPG but for Gridiron football that the 2nd version ended up coming out in roughly 2010. I will not go into the huge details about it but I really enjoyed it and it helped me understand positions decently. Being a brit we do not really play this sport past something called Rugby Union or League but without swaying off topic I was learning the sport.
I got super successful in a lot of positions too. I recently refound it and got hit with a wave of nostalgia and am currently finishing off 1 of my characters. Who I have renamed to Laszlo Forty Two!
Now the details do not matter really so I will not make this a hardcore flex on what I did in another league cause no-one will care. But the positions I still needed a championship in was Wide Receiver, Offensive Linemen and Defensive Linemen.
Essentially I've pieced together Laszlo playing in that league to this league, the National Sim Football League and the new Super Casual Football Sim League.
In the casual league I am a Defensive Linemen, in that league I am finishing Quarter-Back but we won last season and are strong favourites so it is at least completed and in this league I failed to get Wide Receiver.
I could use the Wide Receiver Ultimini title but I wanted a major league one so Wide Receiver is a bit of a weak position now sadly. The change to Offensive Linemen is my attempt to fill that position with what Laszlo Forty Two needs to win cause I like the idea of finishing the career of my Gridiron cultists with a championship in every position.
Now that might be a little weird, stupid or improbable but considering on the Tijuana Luchadores I have been team mates with Judas, Forest Gump and we have cartoon characters and other weird and wacky characters as players in this league I believe that is one of the least improbable things.
Impossible to do in just this league I admit since you can realistically only play 3 positions per career but I like the idea of him playing in multiple positions during his career. I do still need to win as well in all these positions which is easier said than done.
My future plans
Well, I do not really have any past aim to win a title. I want to make sure out of character that I am getting as many pancakes as I possibly can because I do genuinely want to make this position look fun or get people joining as one. The future already looks bright for it but if I can help by being a 1200 Total Points Earned Pancake maker, sure let us make every day pancake day!
What I meant by future plans is my next player. I will just note I will fight regression with everything I have. Once the league forces me to retire or I have comically low total points earned I will then concede and recreate but that is still a long time away.
Now plans may change, I will admit that but I am 99% sure this is roughly what will happen. C9 Van will recreate and I will be hopefully doing with Arnie S in an evil beard, funny hat or glasses to do the joke it is clearly someone else but keep roughly the same faceclaim. Or if not I'll use Dr Freeze or another Arnie character if need be. The name will be similar but I am hoping the joke will be pretty good. In the Development Sim Football League I will most likely be an Offensive Linemen and stay down there for the maximum number of seasons. Which I believe is 5?
The reason for that is cause I like the idea of Laszlo going down in his later career to finish his career off. It does not work like that but this is the great thing about role playing a Hungarian 3rd person talking cultist, you can make it work for story purposes.
When I finally move up I will switch to kicker to try and give that some much needed love as well. This then makes my life a lot easier and I can cruise by for the last 10 seasons that 2nd character will have. (I might even rewrite the years to include whoever picks me instead of my former team but that is probably years away before then.)
That will be that. I do not really have much else planned in terms of a 3rd character. I do not even know if this league will last that long albeit it is in a great position to easily do so.
Now that this is known I can talk about the expansion a bit more. Cause I never actually said yet that I am really glad these two teams got picked up. It semi feels like a reluctant hard restart or that I am playing a new player since I joined the Colorado Yeti with the goal of making them good and now I have joined the Sarasota team in hopes to make them good.
Only real difference being the colour we play in, the weather and my position.
I think I really like the challenge of this just by looking at the team because right now I have the most Total Points Earned on the team. An Offensive Linemen as the #1 point earning player. Has that actually ever happened in this league before now? I cannot really even remember one of the top 10 being an Offensive Linemen yet alone Lazzy being roughly 5th or 6th before regression.
I have heard the argument (And sorry if you've seen me write this before in DMs) that position switching is a Hall of Fame killer. Well, first off I believe this has increased my chances cause I went from heavily meh Wide Receiver to helping out the most unpopular position and hopefully can pancake the world/position into a better place. The Hall of Fame was never really something I gunned which you can see by me playing behind James Bishop until now.
But I like that I can hopefully help Sarasota out and be a good team mate I have been in every league and hopefully make us decent in time.
But enough about all of this. For now with everything stated I will now do a small interview with Lazzy himself.
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The Interviewer: Hello! Welcome to something that has not happening in damn near well over 8 months now. A whole entire interview with Laszlo Forty-Two the Wide Recei--Wait, no the soon to be Offensive Linemen for the new expansion team, the Sarasota Sailfish. So welcome!
Laszlo Forty-Two: Mr. Forty-Two feels very weird being in interview chair again. Is weird to not complain about puny money like league gives us.
The Interviewer: Errr...One problem at a time Lazzy please. Besides the league would like to know what your thoughts on this whole situation is.
Laszlo Forty-Two: This reminds The Laz of Budapest greatly. Mainly because Laszlo Forty-Two is going to hurt a lot of people going forwards.
The Interviewer: Oh...Well, how about we talk about both teams going into the draft what your opinion of them was? Simple enough question.
Laszlo Forty-Two: Laszlo could not believe how puny and fragile new General Managers looked. Looked like could not even split great white shark in half with puny muscles. It disgusted Laszlo. However, when tiny people talk to The Laz about possibly joining he was interested in this. Colorado is too warm for Mr. Forty Two. He will be much happier in colder places like Honolulu Hawaii and Florida place.
The Interviewer: You really are quite the scary guy. But what did you think to them actually being announced?
Laszlo Forty-Two: Laszlo fight aquatic life often. Mr. Forty-Two respect the fight the manta ray like animal does but stingray is pathetic weapon against his biceps. Is nothing Laszlo cannot handle. That being said, Laszlo was sad to see no European expansion team. League needs more places like Tijuana or another Canadian team at least.
The Interviewer: I see, I see, I see. Well what if you ended up joining Honolulu instead of the Sarasota Sail Fish?
Laszlo Forty-Two: Then Laszlo would be playing in different state and helping his good friend Lilo and Stitch battle against random experiments and giant whale alien in flying ship. Instead he will be fighting annoyed Florida Man.
Laszlo Forty-Two will say that he did like the design and effort put into both teams and think they are great editions to league. Just need time to get going.
The Interviewer: Well, that is a good thing. Okay so what have you been doing this off-season just as an off-topic subject?
Laszlo Forty-Two: Simple. Laszlo has been fighting Corona Virus.
The Interviewer: Wait, are you trying to tell me that you are a doctor? Someone on the front line for next to know money for this awful pandemic?
Laszlo Forty-Two: What? No. Laszlo went round Colorado area beating the living shit out of civilians who either go out in the public when they should be inside or people who have been drinking Corona Beer. We all must do our part to hurt people who dumb enough to go out. Laszlo Forty-Two discovered long time ago that violence solves everything.
The Interviewer: If you say so, I will not disagree I know that much. So tell me what you think of your new team mates? What is the locker room like? Made any cool friends or had any cool stories you could share with us all already?
Laszlo Forty-Two: The Laz genuinely is scared for Sarasota team. Players look like they could not lift a ton even if they tried. Some do not give Laszlo the impression they casually run marathon through the mountain area for casual relaxation. But Sarasota fans need not worry. Laszlo had strict discipline in Yeti Locker Room and Laszlo Forty-Two will do it again in Floridian locker room too.
The Interviewer: God help them all...How about we move topics once again and ask about your very soon position switch.
Laszlo Forty-Two: What about blessed move?!
The Interviewer: Gah! I just wanted to know your motivation behind it!
Laszlo Forty-Two: Ohh. You should have told Mr. Forty-Two sooner than later...Well, Laszlo has dream. No. Dream makes it sound not possible. Laszlo in fact has short term goal he wishes to complete a long with win championship.
The Interviewer: And what exactly might that be?
Laszlo Forty-Two: The Laz wants to personally pancake not just puny enemy defending line of players. No that is easy and simple. What Laszlo wants to do is instead pancake the entire league so hard that eventually the entire world around us distorts so hard that curved ball earth is turned into a flat earth to prove the stupid and weak flat earthers society are proven correctly about earth being flat. Laszlo Forty-Two will crush absolutely everyone until this becomes true!
The Interviewer: I do not think that is really a think that can happen at all Mr. Forty-Two.
Laszlo Forty-Two: For you. Laszlo agrees. For Laszlo, no. Just need to crush and flatten enemy moral hard enough until forced to fear the incoming pancake and follow it up by breaking reality itself! Is quite simple puny interviewer.
The Interviewer: Oh dear heavens I regret this question completely. How about a nice simple one? If you were not a Gridiron football player, what exactly would you be?
Laszlo Forty-Two: I would still be Laszlo Forty-Two.
The Interviewer: Okay...Well yeah technically that is true but what I meant was what occupation or dream would you be following if not this?
Laszlo Forty-Two: Is simple. Laszlo Forty-Two would be killed. Is from cultist and was the 42nd chosen member. Something Mr. Forty-Two wears with pride. My mission is to be as successful as possible. If failed or abandoned Laszlo would be executed. Is like what will happen to Jose Forty-Three in puny baseball league if he does not win soon. Laszlo cannot wait to see Jose cry. He was very annoying when Laszlo was in Tijuana, Mexico.
The Interviewer: Oh right, the whole cultists thing...Man I just cannot seem to avoid cruelty. How about the following question. How do you think you will do in your first season as an Offensive Linemen and how do you think your new team will do?
Laszlo Forty-Two: Hmm...Is good questions. Laszlo Forty-Two believe that expansion teams will struggle to begin with. Teams need to find footing and will not happen vs the quality teams of the league. But should be looking for core. For leadership! Then team can become major threat and make puny enemy teams around them suffer to the might of them! But for now, probably struggle or just make play-offs before terrible defeat.
As for Laszlo's debut season as Offensive Linemen? The Laz is very confident in his ability to crush enemy and is hoping to lead pancake total by end of season. Laszlo does not know record pancake setting person but hoping to make him delicious pancake too and be known as greatest to ever cake said pans. At the very least Laszlo Forty-Two will inspire new generation of pancakers like Laszlo Forty-Two did for Hungarian children all across Hungary!
Overall, will enjoy first pancake, 42nd pancake and last pancake of first season. Hopefully team can get yards so Laszlo can do it a lot more.
The Interviewer: One final question then for you before we end this. If you could make your own expansion team, what would it be called and where would you put it?
Laszlo Forty-Two: Is very simple. Laszlo Forty-Two was going to create the Budapest Badgers. Or if they were in the Development Simulation Football League they would have been called the Budapest Blue or Black or Brown Badgers! They would have destroyed everybody but Head Office lady Bex put stop to that. It made Laszlo feel sad.
If The Laz was not being selfish he would probably have cult fund the entrance of the team they own. The Montreal 96ers. Usually a basketball team but cult can fund stadium easily and had it built for new Canadian team. Perhaps in the future this can happen.
The Interviewer: Well, honestly I think that is all we have time for right now currently. I have to thank you Laszlo for a rare appearance in interviews and I hope one day soon we can do it again sometime!
Laszlo Forty-Two: That will not happen. Laszlo does not like interviews anymore. Perhaps in specials that may happen or in collaborations but not anytime soon.
The Interviewer: I figured as much sadly. Well, is there anything you would like to say before we end this?
Laszlo Forty-Two: Laszlo Forty-Two is hopefully going to change terrible performance of only 1000+ yards around now he is out of awful position. Instead he will for sure be destroying defensive lines as frequently as Laszlo Forty-Two can get his hands on. Thank you puny reader for your time as well.
The Interviewer: Okay and with all of that said we are going to end this interview here. Thank you all for joining like Laszlo Forty-Two said and hopefully we can get another interview soon! Until whenever that ultimately ends up happening. It is a good bye for now!
Okay so I think it is time to do more miscellaneous Laszlo Forty Two information so I can state why I decided to change to Offensive Linesmen. This will basically link as to why I have decided to position switch albeit I can use other excuses like I hate Wide Receiver or I wanted to make a difference in the unliked position. Also, it does not hurt that this is known publicly nor that I get some cash for this.
But honestly those are just bonuses or extra pluses if anything so not really a major reason as to why I find myself on a new team.
The start of this starts on a website called GoalLine Blitz 2. It basically is a lot like this league but a better engine but less of a cool community.
It is a MMORPG but for Gridiron football that the 2nd version ended up coming out in roughly 2010. I will not go into the huge details about it but I really enjoyed it and it helped me understand positions decently. Being a brit we do not really play this sport past something called Rugby Union or League but without swaying off topic I was learning the sport.
I got super successful in a lot of positions too. I recently refound it and got hit with a wave of nostalgia and am currently finishing off 1 of my characters. Who I have renamed to Laszlo Forty Two!
Now the details do not matter really so I will not make this a hardcore flex on what I did in another league cause no-one will care. But the positions I still needed a championship in was Wide Receiver, Offensive Linemen and Defensive Linemen.
Essentially I've pieced together Laszlo playing in that league to this league, the National Sim Football League and the new Super Casual Football Sim League.
In the casual league I am a Defensive Linemen, in that league I am finishing Quarter-Back but we won last season and are strong favourites so it is at least completed and in this league I failed to get Wide Receiver.
I could use the Wide Receiver Ultimini title but I wanted a major league one so Wide Receiver is a bit of a weak position now sadly. The change to Offensive Linemen is my attempt to fill that position with what Laszlo Forty Two needs to win cause I like the idea of finishing the career of my Gridiron cultists with a championship in every position.
Now that might be a little weird, stupid or improbable but considering on the Tijuana Luchadores I have been team mates with Judas, Forest Gump and we have cartoon characters and other weird and wacky characters as players in this league I believe that is one of the least improbable things.
Impossible to do in just this league I admit since you can realistically only play 3 positions per career but I like the idea of him playing in multiple positions during his career. I do still need to win as well in all these positions which is easier said than done.
My future plans
Well, I do not really have any past aim to win a title. I want to make sure out of character that I am getting as many pancakes as I possibly can because I do genuinely want to make this position look fun or get people joining as one. The future already looks bright for it but if I can help by being a 1200 Total Points Earned Pancake maker, sure let us make every day pancake day!
What I meant by future plans is my next player. I will just note I will fight regression with everything I have. Once the league forces me to retire or I have comically low total points earned I will then concede and recreate but that is still a long time away.
Now plans may change, I will admit that but I am 99% sure this is roughly what will happen. C9 Van will recreate and I will be hopefully doing with Arnie S in an evil beard, funny hat or glasses to do the joke it is clearly someone else but keep roughly the same faceclaim. Or if not I'll use Dr Freeze or another Arnie character if need be. The name will be similar but I am hoping the joke will be pretty good. In the Development Sim Football League I will most likely be an Offensive Linemen and stay down there for the maximum number of seasons. Which I believe is 5?
The reason for that is cause I like the idea of Laszlo going down in his later career to finish his career off. It does not work like that but this is the great thing about role playing a Hungarian 3rd person talking cultist, you can make it work for story purposes.
When I finally move up I will switch to kicker to try and give that some much needed love as well. This then makes my life a lot easier and I can cruise by for the last 10 seasons that 2nd character will have. (I might even rewrite the years to include whoever picks me instead of my former team but that is probably years away before then.)
That will be that. I do not really have much else planned in terms of a 3rd character. I do not even know if this league will last that long albeit it is in a great position to easily do so.
Now that this is known I can talk about the expansion a bit more. Cause I never actually said yet that I am really glad these two teams got picked up. It semi feels like a reluctant hard restart or that I am playing a new player since I joined the Colorado Yeti with the goal of making them good and now I have joined the Sarasota team in hopes to make them good.
Only real difference being the colour we play in, the weather and my position.
I think I really like the challenge of this just by looking at the team because right now I have the most Total Points Earned on the team. An Offensive Linemen as the #1 point earning player. Has that actually ever happened in this league before now? I cannot really even remember one of the top 10 being an Offensive Linemen yet alone Lazzy being roughly 5th or 6th before regression.
I have heard the argument (And sorry if you've seen me write this before in DMs) that position switching is a Hall of Fame killer. Well, first off I believe this has increased my chances cause I went from heavily meh Wide Receiver to helping out the most unpopular position and hopefully can pancake the world/position into a better place. The Hall of Fame was never really something I gunned which you can see by me playing behind James Bishop until now.
But I like that I can hopefully help Sarasota out and be a good team mate I have been in every league and hopefully make us decent in time.
But enough about all of this. For now with everything stated I will now do a small interview with Lazzy himself.
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The Interviewer: Hello! Welcome to something that has not happening in damn near well over 8 months now. A whole entire interview with Laszlo Forty-Two the Wide Recei--Wait, no the soon to be Offensive Linemen for the new expansion team, the Sarasota Sailfish. So welcome!
Laszlo Forty-Two: Mr. Forty-Two feels very weird being in interview chair again. Is weird to not complain about puny money like league gives us.
The Interviewer: Errr...One problem at a time Lazzy please. Besides the league would like to know what your thoughts on this whole situation is.
Laszlo Forty-Two: This reminds The Laz of Budapest greatly. Mainly because Laszlo Forty-Two is going to hurt a lot of people going forwards.
The Interviewer: Oh...Well, how about we talk about both teams going into the draft what your opinion of them was? Simple enough question.
Laszlo Forty-Two: Laszlo could not believe how puny and fragile new General Managers looked. Looked like could not even split great white shark in half with puny muscles. It disgusted Laszlo. However, when tiny people talk to The Laz about possibly joining he was interested in this. Colorado is too warm for Mr. Forty Two. He will be much happier in colder places like Honolulu Hawaii and Florida place.
The Interviewer: You really are quite the scary guy. But what did you think to them actually being announced?
Laszlo Forty-Two: Laszlo fight aquatic life often. Mr. Forty-Two respect the fight the manta ray like animal does but stingray is pathetic weapon against his biceps. Is nothing Laszlo cannot handle. That being said, Laszlo was sad to see no European expansion team. League needs more places like Tijuana or another Canadian team at least.
The Interviewer: I see, I see, I see. Well what if you ended up joining Honolulu instead of the Sarasota Sail Fish?
Laszlo Forty-Two: Then Laszlo would be playing in different state and helping his good friend Lilo and Stitch battle against random experiments and giant whale alien in flying ship. Instead he will be fighting annoyed Florida Man.
Laszlo Forty-Two will say that he did like the design and effort put into both teams and think they are great editions to league. Just need time to get going.
The Interviewer: Well, that is a good thing. Okay so what have you been doing this off-season just as an off-topic subject?
Laszlo Forty-Two: Simple. Laszlo has been fighting Corona Virus.
The Interviewer: Wait, are you trying to tell me that you are a doctor? Someone on the front line for next to know money for this awful pandemic?
Laszlo Forty-Two: What? No. Laszlo went round Colorado area beating the living shit out of civilians who either go out in the public when they should be inside or people who have been drinking Corona Beer. We all must do our part to hurt people who dumb enough to go out. Laszlo Forty-Two discovered long time ago that violence solves everything.
The Interviewer: If you say so, I will not disagree I know that much. So tell me what you think of your new team mates? What is the locker room like? Made any cool friends or had any cool stories you could share with us all already?
Laszlo Forty-Two: The Laz genuinely is scared for Sarasota team. Players look like they could not lift a ton even if they tried. Some do not give Laszlo the impression they casually run marathon through the mountain area for casual relaxation. But Sarasota fans need not worry. Laszlo had strict discipline in Yeti Locker Room and Laszlo Forty-Two will do it again in Floridian locker room too.
The Interviewer: God help them all...How about we move topics once again and ask about your very soon position switch.
Laszlo Forty-Two: What about blessed move?!
The Interviewer: Gah! I just wanted to know your motivation behind it!
Laszlo Forty-Two: Ohh. You should have told Mr. Forty-Two sooner than later...Well, Laszlo has dream. No. Dream makes it sound not possible. Laszlo in fact has short term goal he wishes to complete a long with win championship.
The Interviewer: And what exactly might that be?
Laszlo Forty-Two: The Laz wants to personally pancake not just puny enemy defending line of players. No that is easy and simple. What Laszlo wants to do is instead pancake the entire league so hard that eventually the entire world around us distorts so hard that curved ball earth is turned into a flat earth to prove the stupid and weak flat earthers society are proven correctly about earth being flat. Laszlo Forty-Two will crush absolutely everyone until this becomes true!
The Interviewer: I do not think that is really a think that can happen at all Mr. Forty-Two.
Laszlo Forty-Two: For you. Laszlo agrees. For Laszlo, no. Just need to crush and flatten enemy moral hard enough until forced to fear the incoming pancake and follow it up by breaking reality itself! Is quite simple puny interviewer.
The Interviewer: Oh dear heavens I regret this question completely. How about a nice simple one? If you were not a Gridiron football player, what exactly would you be?
Laszlo Forty-Two: I would still be Laszlo Forty-Two.
The Interviewer: Okay...Well yeah technically that is true but what I meant was what occupation or dream would you be following if not this?
Laszlo Forty-Two: Is simple. Laszlo Forty-Two would be killed. Is from cultist and was the 42nd chosen member. Something Mr. Forty-Two wears with pride. My mission is to be as successful as possible. If failed or abandoned Laszlo would be executed. Is like what will happen to Jose Forty-Three in puny baseball league if he does not win soon. Laszlo cannot wait to see Jose cry. He was very annoying when Laszlo was in Tijuana, Mexico.
The Interviewer: Oh right, the whole cultists thing...Man I just cannot seem to avoid cruelty. How about the following question. How do you think you will do in your first season as an Offensive Linemen and how do you think your new team will do?
Laszlo Forty-Two: Hmm...Is good questions. Laszlo Forty-Two believe that expansion teams will struggle to begin with. Teams need to find footing and will not happen vs the quality teams of the league. But should be looking for core. For leadership! Then team can become major threat and make puny enemy teams around them suffer to the might of them! But for now, probably struggle or just make play-offs before terrible defeat.
As for Laszlo's debut season as Offensive Linemen? The Laz is very confident in his ability to crush enemy and is hoping to lead pancake total by end of season. Laszlo does not know record pancake setting person but hoping to make him delicious pancake too and be known as greatest to ever cake said pans. At the very least Laszlo Forty-Two will inspire new generation of pancakers like Laszlo Forty-Two did for Hungarian children all across Hungary!
Overall, will enjoy first pancake, 42nd pancake and last pancake of first season. Hopefully team can get yards so Laszlo can do it a lot more.
The Interviewer: One final question then for you before we end this. If you could make your own expansion team, what would it be called and where would you put it?
Laszlo Forty-Two: Is very simple. Laszlo Forty-Two was going to create the Budapest Badgers. Or if they were in the Development Simulation Football League they would have been called the Budapest Blue or Black or Brown Badgers! They would have destroyed everybody but Head Office lady Bex put stop to that. It made Laszlo feel sad.
If The Laz was not being selfish he would probably have cult fund the entrance of the team they own. The Montreal 96ers. Usually a basketball team but cult can fund stadium easily and had it built for new Canadian team. Perhaps in the future this can happen.
The Interviewer: Well, honestly I think that is all we have time for right now currently. I have to thank you Laszlo for a rare appearance in interviews and I hope one day soon we can do it again sometime!
Laszlo Forty-Two: That will not happen. Laszlo does not like interviews anymore. Perhaps in specials that may happen or in collaborations but not anytime soon.
The Interviewer: I figured as much sadly. Well, is there anything you would like to say before we end this?
Laszlo Forty-Two: Laszlo Forty-Two is hopefully going to change terrible performance of only 1000+ yards around now he is out of awful position. Instead he will for sure be destroying defensive lines as frequently as Laszlo Forty-Two can get his hands on. Thank you puny reader for your time as well.
The Interviewer: Okay and with all of that said we are going to end this interview here. Thank you all for joining like Laszlo Forty-Two said and hopefully we can get another interview soon! Until whenever that ultimately ends up happening. It is a good bye for now!