Agent Tesla: Hello and good time appropriate greeting media readers of the National Simulation Football League! I am here today to go over the second off the field week of Developmental Simulation Football League games. Which covers weeks two through four thanks to one of our double game days. So welcome to the second edition of Agent Tesla's Developmental Simulation Football League Week in Review!
Now since I handle the highlights in my role as a rookie mentor I will be cutting to that footage now instead of needlessly rewriting everything. So cut to previously recorded footage of week two and three highlights here!
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Agent Tesla: Hello and good time appropriate greeting fellow members of the National Simulation Football League! Today I am going to be bringing you highlights from the double game day that was weeks two and three for the Developmental Simulation Football League! Joining me to bring you these highlights is Sim Rep who represents the sim. Now since we have a lot to cover please start us off with the first game of the day Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Game Kansas City Coyotes at Norfolk Seawolves. Seawolves won 27 to 10. Offensive player of the game is kicker Daria Guava-Fresca of the Norfolk Seawolves with a stat line of 3 of 3 on extra points, 2 of 2 on field goals, 6 punts for 284 yards, an average of 47.3 with a long of 57, and one inside the 20.
Agent Tesla: It is a rare occurrence to see a kicker win offensive player of the game, but given how good a game Daria Guava-Fresca had it is not too surprising to see here. She got her dominating day started early with a 52 yard field goal just five minutes into the first quarter. Followed it up with a 34 yard field goal just another five minutes into the first quarter. Her long 57 yard punt came towards the end of the first quarter and secured her the award even before taking into account her great kicks later in the game. Now onto the next player please Sim Rep.
Sim Rep: Defensive player of the game is linebacker Brach Thomaslacher of the Kansas City Coyotes with a stat line of 13 tackles, 1 sack, and 1 forced fumble.
Agent Tesla: Brach Thomaslacher had a great game from the first quarter where his seven yard sack on a first and ten was a key part of forcing Norfolk's first punt of the day, and especially impressive as the next play was a tackle by them that allowed no gain. Thomaslacher also managed a tackle on third and seven in the closing minutes of the second quarter where they forced a fumble. Combined with their last big play of the day where they had a tackle on third and nine to force a punt.
Now our second game of week two please take it away Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Game London Royals at Minnesota Grey Ducks. Grey Ducks won 20 to 14. Offensive player of the game is running back Zed Keppler of the Minnesota Grey Ducks with a stat line of 25 rushing attempts for 138 yards, an average run of 5.5 yards, a long of 60 yards, 4 receptions for 23 yards, an average reception of 5.8 yards, a long of 6 yards, and one touchdown.
Agent Tesla: Keppler kicked it up a notch this game early with their six yard touchdown reception on first and goal in the first quarter. Their next highlight worthy play though is an absolute monster of a highlight as the opening play from scrimmage for the second half saw Keppler take it from the Minnesota 23 to the London 16 for a 60 yard gain. One of the best runs I have seen in my time doing highlights and one that easily won them the award here. Now for the next player please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Defensive player of the game is linebacker Juan Domine of the London Royals with a stat line of 14 tackles, 2 passes defended, and 2 interceptions.
Agent Tesla: Juan Domine took a little bit to get started, but once they did they took over the game. Their first big play came on a second and ten in the third quarter where they managed an interception at the 36 yard line, and although they were tackled before they could return it the interception still led to a touchdown drive. They followed it up just five minutes later with another interception on a first and ten that they took back 36 yards before being tackled.
Time for our third game of week two please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Game Dallas Birddogs at Myrtle Beach Buccaneers. Buccaneers won 33 to 3. Offensive player of the game is quarterback Chris Ramos of the Myrtle Beach Buccaneers with a stat line of 9 of 18 on pass attempts for 91 yards, 10 rushing attempts for 141 yards, an average of 14.1 yards with a long of 72, and 4 touchdowns.
Agent Tesla: I love a dual threat quarterback and Chris Ramos' game is exactly why. They got off to a good start with an 18 yard touchdown run on a first and five in the first quarter. Continued with a 24 yard run on a third and three in the third quarter, and they then pounded in a 3 yard touchdown run on the next play. On the second play from scrimmage in the fourth quarter they faced a third and four where they ran it in from 16 yards out for a touchdown. Last but certainly not least they had a 72 yard touchdown run on a first and ten in the fourth quarter to finish off their great game. Now please tell me about the defensive player of the game Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Defensive player of the game is strong safety Zack Mouse of the Myrtle Beach Buccaneers with a stat line of 7 tackles, and 1 sack.
Agent Tesla: Another player that got off to a great start early at a position I love. Zack Mouse had a superb sack in the second quarter on a third and nine that forced a field goal attempt. They had another similar style play in the fourth quarter where they made a timely tackle on fourth and nine just one yard short of the line to gain to force a turnover on downs.
Please tell us about the last game of week two Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Game Portland Pythons at Tijuana Luchadores. Luchadores won 23 to 17. Offensive player of the game is running back Joseph Petrongolo of the Portland Pythons with a stat line of 20 rushing attempts for 120 yards, an average of 6 yards, a long of 25 yards,1 touchdown, 2 receptions for 11 yards, an average reception of 5.5 yards, and a long of 6 yards.
Agent Tesla: Joseph Petrongolo had themself a game! The first major highlight we have for them is a 10 yard run on a third and nine in the second quarter that gave the team a first and goal. Then they proved their devotion to the game by carrying on until the very last play of the game by running the ball 25 yards into the end zone on a second and four in the closing seconds of the game. Please tell me about our next player to highlight Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Defensive player of the game is Chizome Akaguro (BOT) of the Portland Pythons with a stat line of 6 tackles and 1 sack.
Agent Tesla: Speaking as someone who is against robot revolutions in this league I have to refuse on moral grounds to highlight this player, and so I am going to sneak in highlights of a human instead. This will just be our little secret friends! So defensive player of the game is safety Joel Drake of the Portland Pythons with a stat line of 3 tackles and 1 interception. They got their highlight worthy play in early with an interception on a first and ten in the first quarter that they returned 15 yards. They also had a tackle in the closing seconds of the first quarter that helped to force a field goal attempt.
We are now onto the first game of week three everybody! Please get us started Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Game Tijuana Luchadores at Minnesota Grey Ducks. Grey Ducks won 24 to 17. Offensive player of the game is running back Crowbar Theeks of the Tijuana Luchadores with a stat line of 25 rushing attempts for 134 yards, an average of 5.4 yards, a long of 18 yards, one touchdown, and 1 reception for 16 yards.
Agent Tesla: Crowbar Theeks got off to an absolutely dominant start in this game. First play from scrimmage and Crowbar Theeks picks up a first down with an 18 yard run. Second play from scrimmage and Crowbar Theeks picks up a first down with a 12 yard run. Third play from scrimmage and Crowbar Theeks picks up a first down with an 11 yard run. Then they capped off their highlights with a 7 yard touchdown run on a second and four in the second quarter. Please take us to the next player now Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Defensive player of the game is linebacker Alejandro Chainbreaker of the Minnesota Greyducks with a stat line of 12 tackles, 2 sacks, and 1 forced fumble and fumble recovery.
Agent Tesla: Alejandro Chainbreaker absolutely broke the offense based off this stat line. On a first and ten in the second quarter they managed a six yard sack where they not only forced a fumble, but also then recovered it albeit with no return. They managed another six yard sack on a second and seven in the fourth quarter that would help to force a turnover on downs that would ultimately win them the game.
Week three game two please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Game Myrtle Beach Buccaneers at Kansas City Coyotes. Coyotes won 23 to 13. Offensive player of the game is running back Kevin Fakon of the Kansas City Coyotes with a stat line of 21 attempts for 124 yards, an average of 5.9 yards, a long of 39, 1 touchdown, and 1 reception for 5 yards.
Agent Tesla: Kevin Fakon contributed from their very first touch of the game. Not a regular team highlights, but a special teams highlight as the first kickoff to the Coyotes had Kevin Fakon manage a thirty yard return to put the team in a good enough position to score their first touchdown of the day. A second and four in the second quarter saw Kevin Fakon take the ball 39 yards into the end zone for the second Coyote touchdown of the day. Now for defensive player of the game please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Defensive player of the game is defensive tackle LeBong Simwell of the Kansas City Coyotes with a stat line of 5 tackles, 1 tackle for loss, and 1 sack.
Agent Tesla: Simwell was superb and a key part of game from the first drive. Their first highlight comes on the very first drive as they made a tackle on second and one just behind the line of scrimmage. They followed it up with a tackle on fourth and one that forced a turnover on downs. After that they continued their impressive performance with an 11 yard sack on a second and five in the second quarter that helped to force a punt.
Now for week three game three if you would please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Norfolk Seawolves at London Royals. Seawolves won 29 to 24. Offensive player of the game is running back Jacoby Batista of the London Royals with a stat line of 27 rushing attempts for 114 yards, an average of 4.2 yards, a long of 11 yards, and 2 touchdowns.
Agent Tesla: Jacoby Batista brought it for their team and definitely deserves to be recognized for that. Their first big play comes in the first quarter where they added a 6 yard touchdown run to their stat line on a third and four. On a second and one early in the second quarter they had their longest run of the day at 11 yards for a first down. That was a key part of a drive that ended in a a one yard touchdown run by Jacoby Batista on a first and goal. Next player please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Defensive player of the game is linebacker Shepherd Marshall of the Norfolk Seawolves with 18 tackles and 1 forced fumble.
Agent Tesla: Now that is a stat line for a linebacker! The biggest play of the day for Shepherd Marshall came in the second quarter on a second and three where they managed a tough tackle that forced a fumble that their teammate was able to recover for the team. Outside of that their consistent contribution from their high 18 tackles definitely won them the award today.
Once again last but not least we move onto week three game four please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Game Portland Pythons at Dallas Birddogs. Birddogs won 20 to 3. Offensive player of the game is running back Zoe Watts of the Dallas Birddogs with a stat line of 29 rushing attempts for 160 yards, an average of 5.5 yards, a long of 16 yards, and 1 touchdown.
Agent Tesla: Watts was wonderful with their running today and really kicked it into gear after the first quarter. The first play of the second quarter had Watts manage a 13 yard run on a first and ten, and she followed it up with her long of the day a 16 yard run on another first and ten. Their biggest play of the day though came in the fourth quarter where they ran in a 3 yard touchdown on a second and goal play. Please tell us about the defensive player of the game now Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Defensive player of the game is linebacker Omar Wright Jr of the Portalnd Pythons with a stat line of 13 tackles, 1 tackle for loss, 1 forced fumble, 1 fumble recovery, and 1 pass defended.
Agent Tesla: Omar was all over the place this game it seems. They got their start though on a tackle on third and two on the second drive of the game to force a punt. Their biggest play came in the second quarter as they managed a tackle on a second and five that ended in a forced fumble and recovery for 0 yards by them. Also had a pass break up in the third quarter on a third and two that forced a punt. An all around good game by them.
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Agent Tesla: The Myrtle Beach Buccaneers with the biggest win 33 to 3 against the Dallas Birddogs. The Norfolk Seawolves 27 to 10 win over the Kansas City Coyotes and the Dallas Birddogs 20 to 3 win over the Portland Pythons were the next biggest blowouts. Three games decided by three or more scores, one by two scores, and four by just one score. Overall a pretty interesting set of games I would say. Now once again to previously recorded footage for week four!
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Agent Tesla: Hello and good time appropriate greeting fellow members of the National Simulation Football League! We are just over a quarter of the way through the season and so today we are going to bring you highlights from week four of the Developmental Simulation Football League! Joining me to bring you these highlights is Sim Rep who represents the sim. Now since we have a lot to cover please start us off with the first game of the day Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Game Dallas Birddogs at London Royals. Royals won 29 to 13. Offensive player of the game is running back Jacoby Batista of the London Royals with a stat line of 18 rushing attempts for 106 yards, an average run of 5.9 yards, a long of 14 yards, and 1 touchdown.
Agent Tesla: Batista had plenty of big plays in this game as you can see from their stat line. The first big play of the day for them came on a third and three in the second quarter that saw Batista manage a 12 yard run. Their longest play of the game came on the first play from scrimmage in the second half where Batista rushed for 14 yards before being tackled. Wrapping up their big day they had a 6 yard touchdown run in the fourth quarter to help ice the game. Now for defense please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Defensive player of the game is linebacker Juan Domine of the London Royals with a stat line of 14 tackles and 1 sack.
Agent Tesla: Juan Domine contributed from their first tackle on a second and 20 that helped to force a punt that would lead to the first touchdown of the day. Their biggest play of the day though came in the third quarter where they added a 7 yard sack to their stat line on a third and two that made the Birddogs punt. The last highlight of the game for Juan came on a third and 12 in the fourth quarter where they made the tackle short of the line to gain to force another punt.
Now for week four game two please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Game Norfolk Seawolves at Portland Pythons. Seawolves won 23 to 14. Offensive player of the game is running back Quanter Skrills of the Norfolk Seawolves with a stat line of 17 rushing attempts for 87 yards, an average run of 5.1 yards, a long of 9 yards, 1 touchdown, 4 receptions for 21 yards, an average reception of 5.2 yards, and a long of 8 yards.
Agent Tesla: Quanter contributed all over the place it seems. First highlight of the day for them came on a fourth and eight where they had their 8 yard reception to convert the first down. They started the second quarter with a two yard touchdown run to start their highlight reel of the day. Their long runs of the day are particularly interesting though as they managed a 9 yard run on a first and ten towards the end of the third quarter. A play that was immediately followed by them having another 9 yard run on second and one. Onto defense please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Defensive player of the game is linebacker Omar Wright Jr of the Portland Pythons with a stat line of 14 tackles, 1 forced fumble, and 1 pass defended.
Agent Tesla: Another all around contribution to show how good a game this was for the fans. Omar's first highlight of the day came on a third and eight in the first quarter where they broke up a pass to take it to fourth down. Their next big highlight came in the third quarter where they were able to force a fumble on a second and ten. The final highlight of the game for us saw Omar Wright Jr make a tackle on a third and six just a yard shy of the line to gain to force a punt.
Onto week four game three please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Game Minnesota Grey Ducks at Myrtle Beach Buccaneers. Buccaneers won 20 to 14. Offensive player of the game is running back Nicholas Ayers of the Myrtle Beach Buccaneers with a stat line of 28 rushing attempts for 123 yards, an average run of 4.4 yards, a long of 13 yards, and 1 reception for 9 yards.
Agent Tesla: Nicholas Ayers running between the twenties. Their first highlight comes on a first and ten in the second quarter where they found the opportunity for a 12 yard run. Second highlight of the day came on a first and ten towards the end of the second quarter where they hauled in their 9 yard reception to put the team comfortably in field goal range. Third highlight came in the third quarter and was their longest play of the day as they ran the ball 13 yards on a third and one. Now for defense if you would please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Defensive player of the game is linebacker Jeremiah Zelos of the Myrtle Beach Buccaneers with a stat line of 10 tackles, 1 for loss, and 1 sack.
Agent Tesla: Zelos added a lot to the defense throughout with their tackle count. Their first big play came early as it was towards the end of the first quarter where they made a tackle on a third and ten to force a punt. The biggest play of the day for them came though on a second and ten in the fourth quarter where they managed an 11 yard sack that would lead to the Grey Ducks to settle for a field goal attempt which allowed the team to take it into overtime.
Now for the fourth and final game of week four please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Game Kansas City Coyotes at Tijuana Luchadores. Coyotes won 33 to 6. Offensive player of the game is kicker Karmichael Hunt of the Kansas City Coyotes with a stat line of 3 of 3 on extra points, 4 of 4 on field goals, 5 punts for 243 yards, an average of 48.6 with a long of 57, and 1 inside the 20.
Agent Tesla: Kickers winning offensive player of the game might be my new favorite thing. Their first highlight of the day arguably came at the end of the first drive where they managed a 49 yard punt without a return after a three and out. Hunt scored the first points of the day on a 39 yard field goal on fourth and five. They had another 49 yard punt without a return towards the end of the first quarter. Now take us to defense please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Defensive player of the game is free safety Jon Bois of the Kansas City Coyotes with a stat line of 8 tackles, 2 sacks, and 1 pass defended.
Agent Tesla: That is a good stat line by itself, but there is another special bit that usually goes unnoticed that we will also include here. Their first big play came on a third and nine early in the second quarter where they managed a 6 yard sack to force a punt. Now their super special play came on special teams where they managed a 61 yard punt return that put the team in field goal position immediately. Last highlight of the week saw Jon Bois make another 6 yard sack on a third down to force a punt in the fourth quarter.
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Agent Tesla: Just one game was kept within a score as the Myrtle Beach Buccaneers took it to overtime against the Minnesota Grey Ducks before they managed to get the win. Another good week of games though I can say thanks to the large number of entertaining performances. Interestingly the standings are now pretty well balanced with one four win team, two three win teams, two two win teams, two one win teams, and one zero win team. It will be exciting to see how that holds together next week. Now onto our next segment take it away me!
This was not the most productive of weeks for media as only a handful of pieces were created, however there is one that we would like to highlight here today. 'Decompiling the Sim: Overall Rating' by Maglubiyet was the best read of the week I would say for a media piece by a member of the Developmental Simulation Football League. Honestly it might just be the best media piece of the week period, however I will determine that when I finish up my article for the National Simulation Football League Week in Review which is coming up next.
I believe that covers everything that I wanted to talk about for the week. Thank you for taking the time to read this regardless of how much of it you read, and we hope you have a very merry day! See you next media piece.
Now since I handle the highlights in my role as a rookie mentor I will be cutting to that footage now instead of needlessly rewriting everything. So cut to previously recorded footage of week two and three highlights here!
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Agent Tesla: Hello and good time appropriate greeting fellow members of the National Simulation Football League! Today I am going to be bringing you highlights from the double game day that was weeks two and three for the Developmental Simulation Football League! Joining me to bring you these highlights is Sim Rep who represents the sim. Now since we have a lot to cover please start us off with the first game of the day Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Game Kansas City Coyotes at Norfolk Seawolves. Seawolves won 27 to 10. Offensive player of the game is kicker Daria Guava-Fresca of the Norfolk Seawolves with a stat line of 3 of 3 on extra points, 2 of 2 on field goals, 6 punts for 284 yards, an average of 47.3 with a long of 57, and one inside the 20.
Agent Tesla: It is a rare occurrence to see a kicker win offensive player of the game, but given how good a game Daria Guava-Fresca had it is not too surprising to see here. She got her dominating day started early with a 52 yard field goal just five minutes into the first quarter. Followed it up with a 34 yard field goal just another five minutes into the first quarter. Her long 57 yard punt came towards the end of the first quarter and secured her the award even before taking into account her great kicks later in the game. Now onto the next player please Sim Rep.
Sim Rep: Defensive player of the game is linebacker Brach Thomaslacher of the Kansas City Coyotes with a stat line of 13 tackles, 1 sack, and 1 forced fumble.
Agent Tesla: Brach Thomaslacher had a great game from the first quarter where his seven yard sack on a first and ten was a key part of forcing Norfolk's first punt of the day, and especially impressive as the next play was a tackle by them that allowed no gain. Thomaslacher also managed a tackle on third and seven in the closing minutes of the second quarter where they forced a fumble. Combined with their last big play of the day where they had a tackle on third and nine to force a punt.
Now our second game of week two please take it away Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Game London Royals at Minnesota Grey Ducks. Grey Ducks won 20 to 14. Offensive player of the game is running back Zed Keppler of the Minnesota Grey Ducks with a stat line of 25 rushing attempts for 138 yards, an average run of 5.5 yards, a long of 60 yards, 4 receptions for 23 yards, an average reception of 5.8 yards, a long of 6 yards, and one touchdown.
Agent Tesla: Keppler kicked it up a notch this game early with their six yard touchdown reception on first and goal in the first quarter. Their next highlight worthy play though is an absolute monster of a highlight as the opening play from scrimmage for the second half saw Keppler take it from the Minnesota 23 to the London 16 for a 60 yard gain. One of the best runs I have seen in my time doing highlights and one that easily won them the award here. Now for the next player please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Defensive player of the game is linebacker Juan Domine of the London Royals with a stat line of 14 tackles, 2 passes defended, and 2 interceptions.
Agent Tesla: Juan Domine took a little bit to get started, but once they did they took over the game. Their first big play came on a second and ten in the third quarter where they managed an interception at the 36 yard line, and although they were tackled before they could return it the interception still led to a touchdown drive. They followed it up just five minutes later with another interception on a first and ten that they took back 36 yards before being tackled.
Time for our third game of week two please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Game Dallas Birddogs at Myrtle Beach Buccaneers. Buccaneers won 33 to 3. Offensive player of the game is quarterback Chris Ramos of the Myrtle Beach Buccaneers with a stat line of 9 of 18 on pass attempts for 91 yards, 10 rushing attempts for 141 yards, an average of 14.1 yards with a long of 72, and 4 touchdowns.
Agent Tesla: I love a dual threat quarterback and Chris Ramos' game is exactly why. They got off to a good start with an 18 yard touchdown run on a first and five in the first quarter. Continued with a 24 yard run on a third and three in the third quarter, and they then pounded in a 3 yard touchdown run on the next play. On the second play from scrimmage in the fourth quarter they faced a third and four where they ran it in from 16 yards out for a touchdown. Last but certainly not least they had a 72 yard touchdown run on a first and ten in the fourth quarter to finish off their great game. Now please tell me about the defensive player of the game Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Defensive player of the game is strong safety Zack Mouse of the Myrtle Beach Buccaneers with a stat line of 7 tackles, and 1 sack.
Agent Tesla: Another player that got off to a great start early at a position I love. Zack Mouse had a superb sack in the second quarter on a third and nine that forced a field goal attempt. They had another similar style play in the fourth quarter where they made a timely tackle on fourth and nine just one yard short of the line to gain to force a turnover on downs.
Please tell us about the last game of week two Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Game Portland Pythons at Tijuana Luchadores. Luchadores won 23 to 17. Offensive player of the game is running back Joseph Petrongolo of the Portland Pythons with a stat line of 20 rushing attempts for 120 yards, an average of 6 yards, a long of 25 yards,1 touchdown, 2 receptions for 11 yards, an average reception of 5.5 yards, and a long of 6 yards.
Agent Tesla: Joseph Petrongolo had themself a game! The first major highlight we have for them is a 10 yard run on a third and nine in the second quarter that gave the team a first and goal. Then they proved their devotion to the game by carrying on until the very last play of the game by running the ball 25 yards into the end zone on a second and four in the closing seconds of the game. Please tell me about our next player to highlight Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Defensive player of the game is Chizome Akaguro (BOT) of the Portland Pythons with a stat line of 6 tackles and 1 sack.
Agent Tesla: Speaking as someone who is against robot revolutions in this league I have to refuse on moral grounds to highlight this player, and so I am going to sneak in highlights of a human instead. This will just be our little secret friends! So defensive player of the game is safety Joel Drake of the Portland Pythons with a stat line of 3 tackles and 1 interception. They got their highlight worthy play in early with an interception on a first and ten in the first quarter that they returned 15 yards. They also had a tackle in the closing seconds of the first quarter that helped to force a field goal attempt.
We are now onto the first game of week three everybody! Please get us started Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Game Tijuana Luchadores at Minnesota Grey Ducks. Grey Ducks won 24 to 17. Offensive player of the game is running back Crowbar Theeks of the Tijuana Luchadores with a stat line of 25 rushing attempts for 134 yards, an average of 5.4 yards, a long of 18 yards, one touchdown, and 1 reception for 16 yards.
Agent Tesla: Crowbar Theeks got off to an absolutely dominant start in this game. First play from scrimmage and Crowbar Theeks picks up a first down with an 18 yard run. Second play from scrimmage and Crowbar Theeks picks up a first down with a 12 yard run. Third play from scrimmage and Crowbar Theeks picks up a first down with an 11 yard run. Then they capped off their highlights with a 7 yard touchdown run on a second and four in the second quarter. Please take us to the next player now Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Defensive player of the game is linebacker Alejandro Chainbreaker of the Minnesota Greyducks with a stat line of 12 tackles, 2 sacks, and 1 forced fumble and fumble recovery.
Agent Tesla: Alejandro Chainbreaker absolutely broke the offense based off this stat line. On a first and ten in the second quarter they managed a six yard sack where they not only forced a fumble, but also then recovered it albeit with no return. They managed another six yard sack on a second and seven in the fourth quarter that would help to force a turnover on downs that would ultimately win them the game.
Week three game two please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Game Myrtle Beach Buccaneers at Kansas City Coyotes. Coyotes won 23 to 13. Offensive player of the game is running back Kevin Fakon of the Kansas City Coyotes with a stat line of 21 attempts for 124 yards, an average of 5.9 yards, a long of 39, 1 touchdown, and 1 reception for 5 yards.
Agent Tesla: Kevin Fakon contributed from their very first touch of the game. Not a regular team highlights, but a special teams highlight as the first kickoff to the Coyotes had Kevin Fakon manage a thirty yard return to put the team in a good enough position to score their first touchdown of the day. A second and four in the second quarter saw Kevin Fakon take the ball 39 yards into the end zone for the second Coyote touchdown of the day. Now for defensive player of the game please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Defensive player of the game is defensive tackle LeBong Simwell of the Kansas City Coyotes with a stat line of 5 tackles, 1 tackle for loss, and 1 sack.
Agent Tesla: Simwell was superb and a key part of game from the first drive. Their first highlight comes on the very first drive as they made a tackle on second and one just behind the line of scrimmage. They followed it up with a tackle on fourth and one that forced a turnover on downs. After that they continued their impressive performance with an 11 yard sack on a second and five in the second quarter that helped to force a punt.
Now for week three game three if you would please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Norfolk Seawolves at London Royals. Seawolves won 29 to 24. Offensive player of the game is running back Jacoby Batista of the London Royals with a stat line of 27 rushing attempts for 114 yards, an average of 4.2 yards, a long of 11 yards, and 2 touchdowns.
Agent Tesla: Jacoby Batista brought it for their team and definitely deserves to be recognized for that. Their first big play comes in the first quarter where they added a 6 yard touchdown run to their stat line on a third and four. On a second and one early in the second quarter they had their longest run of the day at 11 yards for a first down. That was a key part of a drive that ended in a a one yard touchdown run by Jacoby Batista on a first and goal. Next player please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Defensive player of the game is linebacker Shepherd Marshall of the Norfolk Seawolves with 18 tackles and 1 forced fumble.
Agent Tesla: Now that is a stat line for a linebacker! The biggest play of the day for Shepherd Marshall came in the second quarter on a second and three where they managed a tough tackle that forced a fumble that their teammate was able to recover for the team. Outside of that their consistent contribution from their high 18 tackles definitely won them the award today.
Once again last but not least we move onto week three game four please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Game Portland Pythons at Dallas Birddogs. Birddogs won 20 to 3. Offensive player of the game is running back Zoe Watts of the Dallas Birddogs with a stat line of 29 rushing attempts for 160 yards, an average of 5.5 yards, a long of 16 yards, and 1 touchdown.
Agent Tesla: Watts was wonderful with their running today and really kicked it into gear after the first quarter. The first play of the second quarter had Watts manage a 13 yard run on a first and ten, and she followed it up with her long of the day a 16 yard run on another first and ten. Their biggest play of the day though came in the fourth quarter where they ran in a 3 yard touchdown on a second and goal play. Please tell us about the defensive player of the game now Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Defensive player of the game is linebacker Omar Wright Jr of the Portalnd Pythons with a stat line of 13 tackles, 1 tackle for loss, 1 forced fumble, 1 fumble recovery, and 1 pass defended.
Agent Tesla: Omar was all over the place this game it seems. They got their start though on a tackle on third and two on the second drive of the game to force a punt. Their biggest play came in the second quarter as they managed a tackle on a second and five that ended in a forced fumble and recovery for 0 yards by them. Also had a pass break up in the third quarter on a third and two that forced a punt. An all around good game by them.
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Agent Tesla: The Myrtle Beach Buccaneers with the biggest win 33 to 3 against the Dallas Birddogs. The Norfolk Seawolves 27 to 10 win over the Kansas City Coyotes and the Dallas Birddogs 20 to 3 win over the Portland Pythons were the next biggest blowouts. Three games decided by three or more scores, one by two scores, and four by just one score. Overall a pretty interesting set of games I would say. Now once again to previously recorded footage for week four!
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Agent Tesla: Hello and good time appropriate greeting fellow members of the National Simulation Football League! We are just over a quarter of the way through the season and so today we are going to bring you highlights from week four of the Developmental Simulation Football League! Joining me to bring you these highlights is Sim Rep who represents the sim. Now since we have a lot to cover please start us off with the first game of the day Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Game Dallas Birddogs at London Royals. Royals won 29 to 13. Offensive player of the game is running back Jacoby Batista of the London Royals with a stat line of 18 rushing attempts for 106 yards, an average run of 5.9 yards, a long of 14 yards, and 1 touchdown.
Agent Tesla: Batista had plenty of big plays in this game as you can see from their stat line. The first big play of the day for them came on a third and three in the second quarter that saw Batista manage a 12 yard run. Their longest play of the game came on the first play from scrimmage in the second half where Batista rushed for 14 yards before being tackled. Wrapping up their big day they had a 6 yard touchdown run in the fourth quarter to help ice the game. Now for defense please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Defensive player of the game is linebacker Juan Domine of the London Royals with a stat line of 14 tackles and 1 sack.
Agent Tesla: Juan Domine contributed from their first tackle on a second and 20 that helped to force a punt that would lead to the first touchdown of the day. Their biggest play of the day though came in the third quarter where they added a 7 yard sack to their stat line on a third and two that made the Birddogs punt. The last highlight of the game for Juan came on a third and 12 in the fourth quarter where they made the tackle short of the line to gain to force another punt.
Now for week four game two please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Game Norfolk Seawolves at Portland Pythons. Seawolves won 23 to 14. Offensive player of the game is running back Quanter Skrills of the Norfolk Seawolves with a stat line of 17 rushing attempts for 87 yards, an average run of 5.1 yards, a long of 9 yards, 1 touchdown, 4 receptions for 21 yards, an average reception of 5.2 yards, and a long of 8 yards.
Agent Tesla: Quanter contributed all over the place it seems. First highlight of the day for them came on a fourth and eight where they had their 8 yard reception to convert the first down. They started the second quarter with a two yard touchdown run to start their highlight reel of the day. Their long runs of the day are particularly interesting though as they managed a 9 yard run on a first and ten towards the end of the third quarter. A play that was immediately followed by them having another 9 yard run on second and one. Onto defense please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Defensive player of the game is linebacker Omar Wright Jr of the Portland Pythons with a stat line of 14 tackles, 1 forced fumble, and 1 pass defended.
Agent Tesla: Another all around contribution to show how good a game this was for the fans. Omar's first highlight of the day came on a third and eight in the first quarter where they broke up a pass to take it to fourth down. Their next big highlight came in the third quarter where they were able to force a fumble on a second and ten. The final highlight of the game for us saw Omar Wright Jr make a tackle on a third and six just a yard shy of the line to gain to force a punt.
Onto week four game three please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Game Minnesota Grey Ducks at Myrtle Beach Buccaneers. Buccaneers won 20 to 14. Offensive player of the game is running back Nicholas Ayers of the Myrtle Beach Buccaneers with a stat line of 28 rushing attempts for 123 yards, an average run of 4.4 yards, a long of 13 yards, and 1 reception for 9 yards.
Agent Tesla: Nicholas Ayers running between the twenties. Their first highlight comes on a first and ten in the second quarter where they found the opportunity for a 12 yard run. Second highlight of the day came on a first and ten towards the end of the second quarter where they hauled in their 9 yard reception to put the team comfortably in field goal range. Third highlight came in the third quarter and was their longest play of the day as they ran the ball 13 yards on a third and one. Now for defense if you would please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Defensive player of the game is linebacker Jeremiah Zelos of the Myrtle Beach Buccaneers with a stat line of 10 tackles, 1 for loss, and 1 sack.
Agent Tesla: Zelos added a lot to the defense throughout with their tackle count. Their first big play came early as it was towards the end of the first quarter where they made a tackle on a third and ten to force a punt. The biggest play of the day for them came though on a second and ten in the fourth quarter where they managed an 11 yard sack that would lead to the Grey Ducks to settle for a field goal attempt which allowed the team to take it into overtime.
Now for the fourth and final game of week four please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Game Kansas City Coyotes at Tijuana Luchadores. Coyotes won 33 to 6. Offensive player of the game is kicker Karmichael Hunt of the Kansas City Coyotes with a stat line of 3 of 3 on extra points, 4 of 4 on field goals, 5 punts for 243 yards, an average of 48.6 with a long of 57, and 1 inside the 20.
Agent Tesla: Kickers winning offensive player of the game might be my new favorite thing. Their first highlight of the day arguably came at the end of the first drive where they managed a 49 yard punt without a return after a three and out. Hunt scored the first points of the day on a 39 yard field goal on fourth and five. They had another 49 yard punt without a return towards the end of the first quarter. Now take us to defense please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Defensive player of the game is free safety Jon Bois of the Kansas City Coyotes with a stat line of 8 tackles, 2 sacks, and 1 pass defended.
Agent Tesla: That is a good stat line by itself, but there is another special bit that usually goes unnoticed that we will also include here. Their first big play came on a third and nine early in the second quarter where they managed a 6 yard sack to force a punt. Now their super special play came on special teams where they managed a 61 yard punt return that put the team in field goal position immediately. Last highlight of the week saw Jon Bois make another 6 yard sack on a third down to force a punt in the fourth quarter.
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Agent Tesla: Just one game was kept within a score as the Myrtle Beach Buccaneers took it to overtime against the Minnesota Grey Ducks before they managed to get the win. Another good week of games though I can say thanks to the large number of entertaining performances. Interestingly the standings are now pretty well balanced with one four win team, two three win teams, two two win teams, two one win teams, and one zero win team. It will be exciting to see how that holds together next week. Now onto our next segment take it away me!
This was not the most productive of weeks for media as only a handful of pieces were created, however there is one that we would like to highlight here today. 'Decompiling the Sim: Overall Rating' by Maglubiyet was the best read of the week I would say for a media piece by a member of the Developmental Simulation Football League. Honestly it might just be the best media piece of the week period, however I will determine that when I finish up my article for the National Simulation Football League Week in Review which is coming up next.
I believe that covers everything that I wanted to talk about for the week. Thank you for taking the time to read this regardless of how much of it you read, and we hope you have a very merry day! See you next media piece.
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