Alert alert! The football player for the Minnesota Grey Ducks who goes by the name "Joe Bay" has been injured earlier this morning! Ah I put an explanation point but I dont know if I should, maybe next time I put a period, but I guess the explanation point is what all the coaches will be using because you all know, Joe is the best player. Joe was hit in the face earlier, when he was on the field, a teammate accidentally threw a football and it hit him right in the face, it was very a fast throw, and now Joe Bay is suffering from some bad injuries on his face. He is suffering from a broken nose, it has been hurting him for a long time, he is also suffering from a broken jaw and is gonna have to get jaw surgery soon! Joe is gonna be taking some time off football, to recover but he will still always be training at the best of his abilities, it is just that he will not be playing in any games. I know you are gonna be saying over there you coaches is, "Yes easy win" But NO. It is not gonna be an easy win, because we have a second wide receiver that is on our roster and is coming to the rescue! Joe is very sad and upset that his teammate did this, but his teammate already said multiple times that he hopes Joe Bay gets better and that he did not mean to hurt him, or too even throw the ball near him.
Joe Bay's Christmas Plans
Since Joe is injured, he decided he was just gonna celebrate Christmas, and wait until January before he comes back. He really is hoping that he gets past his injury as soon as possible, but even if he does get better before January, he decided he will still take the time off to regenerate. This is a big period for other teams to come in and try and take the easy win, but we have other great players! So no wins for you teams that are facing off against us. Joe Bay has decided while he recovers, he will be making his Christmas plans and preparations. Joe Bay is really happy that the season is starting soon, and mostly that Christmas is coming up, he cant wait to give out his presents that he got for his family! So, Joe has planned that he is gonna make some delicious food for Christmas eve! Joe Bay was drafted last pick of the entire DSFL draft, laughing my ass of. I mean it is quite nice for the grey ducks that they were able to get someone so good, at the last pick of the draft! Joe Bay is even planning to get Christmas presents for his coaches, and teammates! Like, he is getting his GM, "The CC" a new pair of football gloves, plus a new helmet, and a new football jersey of his favorite team signed by his favorite player! Joe is gonna surprise his coach, on Christmas eve with the present, and no this is not a bribe for more playing time, but I mean it could work lol.
Joe Bay's Awesome Christmas Meal
So, Joe is on cooking duty for Christmas with his family this year! So, since Joe has cooking duty he is gonna be making dome delicious food, but is also gonna throw in a little prank, because he is injured and they are still making him cook... So, what Joe is gonna be making is a turkey, some stuffing, he is also gonna make some mashed potato's and gravy and some ceaser salad! For desert, he is gonna be making some apple and rout barb pie, route barb pie is his favorite! He is also gonna make a bowl with some strawberries, and some blueberries and raspberries! For the prank he is gonna be doing, he is gonna squirt a little toothpaste, see threw toothpaste, onto each bowl he gives to someone, not on the entire meal though, just on a little bit of the bowls he serves to each person, the rest will be clean!