Week #7 Broadcast
Agent Tesla: Hello again everyone! We are halfway through the season and I am happy to report it looks like the second half will be super exciting! Before we can get there though we have highlights from week seven to cover, and so my partner in this endeavor Sim Rep will please start us off with the first game!
Sim Rep: Game Bondi Beach Buccaneers at Minnesota Grey Ducks. Grey Ducks won 28 to 21. Offensive player of the game is running back Madison Hayes of the Minnesota Grey Ducks with a stat line of 21 rushing attempts for 140 yards, an average run of 6.7 yards, a long of 42 yards, 2 touchdowns, 4 receptions for 59 yards, an average reception of 14.8 yards, and a long of 19 yards.
Agent Tesla: You do not see 199 yards from scrimmage often and so congratulations on that Hayes! Hayes had their long reception come early in the second quarter on a third and six where they caught a pass for a 19 yard gain. It was a little later in the second quarter where they took off though with six runs in one drive all of which were for 4 or more yards for a total of 45 yards, and the capstone of the drive in the form of a 10 yard touchdown run on first and goal. Just before the fourth quarter Hayes had their most magnificent play on second and eight where they ran it 42 yards into the end zone for the touchdown. Tell us about defense please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Defensive player of the game is linebacker Sergio Kitchens of the Bondi Beach Buccaneers with a stat line of 13 tackles and 2 sacks.
Agent Tesla: First and ten late in the first quarter and Kitchens had their first highlight with a 6 yard sack that would ultimately lead to a punt on fourth down. Midway through the third quarter they did it again with a 6 yard sack on first down and this time it contributed to a three and out as it came on the initial first down.
Game two of week seven please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Game Kansas City Coyotes at London Royals. Royals won 23 to 10. Offensive player of the game is running back Terry Yaki of the London Royals with a stat line of 24 rushing attempts for 88 yards, an average run of 3.7 yards, a long of 13 yards, 1 touchdown, 2 receptions for 13 yards, an average reception of 6.5 yards, and a long of 11 yards.
Agent Tesla: Just after the two minute warning towards the end of the second quarter Yaki had their first long run good for 10 yards on a second and five. Just about halfway through the third on a first and fifteen after penalty Yaki was able to make up most of the yardage with their long reception of the day good for 11 yards. Late in the third quarter they would get the ball on first and goal and run it in for the 2 yard touchdown. Opening drive of the fourth quarter is where they had their longest play of the day though as they turned a first and ten into a 13 yard run to set up first and goal. Defense please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Defensive player of the game is linebacker Logan Sarrasin of the London Royals with a stat line of 6 tackles, 3 sacks, and 1 pass defended.
Agent Tesla: First play for Sarrasin and it was a big one with a 7 yard sack on third and eight to force a three and out around midfield. Third quarter on a third and five Sarrasin had a good tackle short of the line to gain to complete another three and out. Fourth quarter is where Sarrasin stepped up the most though starting with a 7 yard sack on second and seven as part of a three and out early in the quarter, and closing with a 7 yard sack on third and goal late in the quarter on a drive that would end in a turnover on downs after the next play.
Game three of the week please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Game Portland Pythons at Dallas Birddogs. Pythons won 13 to 10. Offensive player of the game is running back Cobra Kai of the Dallas Birddogs with a stat line of 28 rushing attempts for 108 yards, an average run of 3.9 yards, a long of 12 yards, 3 receptions for 44 yards, an average reception of 14.7 yards, and a long of 22 yards.
Agent Tesla: First quarter on a second and ten Kai gets the ball and runs it for a 10 yard gain. Right at the end of the first quarter Kai has their long run of the day on a first and ten good for 12 yards. Late in the second they would do it again with another 12 yard run on first and ten. Third and two in the third quarter and Kai gets the conversion with an 11 yard run. Their longest play of the day would wait until after the two minute warning in the fourth quarter where they would haul in a 22 yard reception on a first and ten to ut the team near midfield. Onto defense please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Defensive player of the game is free safety Moe Skeeter of the Portland Pythons with a stat line of 8 tackles and 1 sack.
Agent Tesla: Skeeter only really had one big highlight worthy play on the day, but in a game as close as this I believe you will agree with me when you see it that it is deserving of honors. The opposition has the ball down three in the closing seconds of the game on a fourth and seventeen for an obvious Hail Mary situation, and Skeeter swoops in with speed for a 5 yard sack for a turnover on downs to end the game.
Last game of the week please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Game Tijuana Luchadores at Norfolk Seawolves. Seawolves won 26 to 17. Offensive player of the game is running back Mr. Forty-Two of the Norfolk Seawolves with a stat line of 26 rushing attempts for 114 yards, an average run of 4.4 yards, and a long of 12 yards.
Agent Tesla: First and ten late in the first quarter and Forty-Two broke their first long run of the day of 11 yards. Just a few minutes later in the second quarter they would have another big play on a first and ten in the form of a 10 yard run. Their long of the day would also come in the second quarter on a late first and ten where they ran it 12 yards. Later that same drive they would get the ball three times in a row for a total gain of 17 yards to set up a first and goal that would lead to the second touchdown of the day for their team. Once more to defense please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Defensive player of the game is defensive end Bean Beanman of the Norfolk Seawolves with a stat line of 7 tackles, 3 for loss, and 2 sacks.
Agent Tesla: Beanman's first highlight is actually three in a row to start the game beginning with a tackle at the line of scrimmage on first and ten, followed by a 9 yard sack on second and ten, and finishing up with a tackle 1 yard behind the line of scrimmage on third and nineteen to bring up a fourth and twenty to cause a three and out to start the day. Second quarter saw Beanman's second sack good for 6 yards on a third and eight to force a punt.
That wraps up this week and we thank you for joining us once again! We wish you a most pleasant weekend and we hope to see you again next time!
Week #8&9 Broadcast
Agent Tesla: Hello and good time appropriate greeting dear readers! We are back from our unplanned holiday break to bring you highlights from the latest doubleheader of the Developmental Simulation Football League. So without further introduction start us of with the first game of week eight please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Bondi Beach Buccaneers at Tijuana Luchadores. Buccaneers won 30 to 14. Offensive player of the game is fullback Big Chungus of the Bondi Beach Buccaneers with a stat line 17 rushing attempts for 130 yards, an average run of 7.6 yards, a long of 77 yards, 2 touchdowns, and 1 reception for 10 yards.
Agent Tesla: Opening drive of the game and Chungus finished it off strong with an 11 yard touchdown run on a first and ten. They had their lone reception of the day on the next drive converting a third and seven with their 10 yard reception. Best play of the day by far though came right at the end of the second quarter as they took it on a third and six for 77 yards into the end zone for a touchdown. They did not stop there though as late in the third quarter they turned a second and two into a 10 yard run. Defense please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Defensive player of the game is cornerback Dee Pressing of the Tijuana Luchadores with a stat line of 5 tackles, 1 pass defended, and 1 interception.
Agent Tesla: Pressing's sole super stat on the sheet came in a clutch situation late in the fourth quarter. Deep in their own territory with the opposition just outside the red zone on a first and ten Pressing picked off the pass and returned it 10 yards to give their team possession roughly equivalent to getting a touchback after a punt.
Game two of week eight please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Portland Pythons at London Royals. Pythons won 7 to 6. Offensive player of the game is quarterback Lebron James III of the Portland Pythons with a stat line of 8 of 18 for 69 yards passing, an average pass of 8.6 yards, 1 touchdown, a passer rating of 73.6, 11 rushing attempts for 74 yards, an average run of 6.7 yards, and a long of 43 yards.
Agent Tesla: First play of the day for James III saw them run it 11 yards on first and ten. What won them this honor though was their fourth quarter performance starting with a long 43 yard run on second and nine, and ending in a third and goal 8 yard touchdown pass on the same drive. Doing it all out there! Onto defense please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Defensive player of the game is defensive tackle Fergus Callaghan Jr of the London Royals with a stat line of 5 tackles and 1 sack.
Agent Tesla: Callaghan's first stat sheet appearance came in the form of a tackle well short on second and six that would lead to a punt just a couple plays later. Their big play of the day though came at the end of the first quarter on a first and five where they got a 6 yard sack to set the opponent back. Early in the second Callaghan would show up on back to back plays by making a tackle at the line on first and ten, and then allowing just a 1 yard gain on second and ten to contribute to a forced punt.
Onto game three of the week please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Dallas Birddogs at Kansas City Coyotes. Birddogs won 27 to 17. Offensive player of the game is running back Cobra Kai of the Dallas Birddogs with a stat line of 27 rushing attempts for 128 yards, an average run of 4.7 yards, a long of 16 yards, 2 touchdowns, 2 receptions for 10 yards, an average reception of 5 yards, a long of 9 yards, and 1 touchdown.
Agent Tesla: Kai got their long play of the day out early on a first and ten just a few minutes into the first quarter where they ran for 16 yards. That drive would end in a 4 yard touchdown run by Kai on first and goal. Midway through the third quarter Kai had three highlights in a row starting with a 12 yard run on a third and four, continuing with a 10 yard run on the ensuing first and ten, and finishing it off with a 1 yard touchdown reception on first and goal. Second play of the fourth quarter and Kai ran it 13 yards on second and eight. Late in the fourth Kai completed their hat trick with a 4 yard touchdown run on second and goal. Defense please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Defensive player of the game is free safety Milk Mann of the Dallas Birddogs with a stat line of 8 tackles, 1 sack, 1 forced fumble, and 1 fumble recovery.
Agent Tesla: Early in the second quarter after a long pass on second and nine Mann made an outstanding play by forcing a fumble just shy of the red zone and scooped it up to in essence turn the reception into a punt. Third and eight on the opening drive of the third quarter and Mann made the stop short of the line to gain to lead to a fourth down punt. If all that was not good enough already Mann added a 7 yard sack on a third and twelve late in the third quarter as well.
Last game of week eight please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Game Norfolk Seawolves at Minnesota Grey Ducks. Seawolves won 24 to 17. Offensive player of the game is quarterback Ryan Negs of the Minnesota Grey Ducks with a stat line of 21 of 41 for 301 yards passing, an average pass of 14.3 yards, 2 touchdowns, 1 interception, a passer rating of 81.5, and 1 run for 1 yard.
Agent Tesla: Just before the second quarter could begin Negs faced a third and thirteen that they converted with a 26 yard pass to get across midfield. The second quarter would see them truly step it up though starting with a 28 yard pass on a third and ten to keep a drive alive. A drive that would end in a 21 yard touchdown pass by Negs on third and six. Late in the second Negs would convert a third and ten with a 12 yard pass to show terrific third down efficiency. Late in the third quarter Negs would have a dynamic drive starting with a 14 yard pass on second and seven, continuing with an 18 yard pass on first and ten, and finishing in a 16 yard touchdown pass on first and ten. Negs was not done with that though as they also converted a second and sixteen in the fourth quarter with a 21 yard pass, and had a good long 29 yard pass on third and twelve in the fourth to remind everyone of the third down prowess. Once more to defense please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Defensive player of the game is linebacker Alejandro Chainbreaker of the Minnesota Grey Ducks with a stat line of 10 tackles, 2 for loss, 1 sack, and 1 pass defended.
Agent Tesla: Late in the third quarter is when Chainbreaker really got started with a 6 yard sack on a first and ten that would help lead to a three and out. The fourth quarter they would do similar with a broken up pass on a first and ten just before the two minute warning on a drive that would end as a three and out.
First game of week nine please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Bondi Beach Buccaneers at Portland Pythons. Buccaneers won 13 to 10. Offensive player of the game is running back Anders Christiansen of the Portland Pythons with a stat line of 22 rushing attempts for 118 yards, an average run of 5.4 yards, and a long of 14 yards.
Agent Tesla: Just a few minutes into the third quarter and Christiansen had their best play of the day in the form of a 14 yard run on first and ten. They would also have a 10 yard run on a first and fifteen early in the fourth quarter. Only two real highlights, but a good job by Christiansen as they got positive yards on all but one of their runs. Next is defense please sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Defensive player of the game is linebacker Leonard Taylor of the Bondi Beach Buccaneers with a stat line of 14 tackles and 1 sack.
Agent Tesla: Taylor's big play of the day was part of a key stop as they got a 5 yard sack on second and six right around midfield to help force a punt. Fourth quarter they would do similar with a tackle at the line of scrimmage on second and five to once again help force a punt from right around midfield.
Week nine game two please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Game Tijuana Luchadores at London Royals. Royals won 17 to 0. Offensive player of the game is running back Drip Dad of the Tijuana Luchadores with a stat line of 28 rushing attempts for 97 yards, an average run of 3.5 yards, a long of 11 yards, 3 receptions for 21 yards, an average reception of 7 yards, and a long of 11 yards.
Agent Tesla: Drip's first highlight worthy play came towards the end of the second quarter on a first and ten that they converted with an 11 yard run good for their long of the day. Their other big play of the day came in the fourth quarter on a third and ten that saw them haul in an 11 yard reception that was also good for their long of the day. A lot of solid if not spectacular plays by Drip this game make for a well deserved honoree. Tell us about defense next please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Defensive player of the game is linebacker Logan Sarrasin of the London Royals with a stat line of 16 tackles, 5 for loss, 1 sack, 2 passes defended, and 1 interception.
Agent Tesla: Sarrasin's first of many negative plays came late in the first quarter on a second and one where they drove the runner back for a 3 yard loss. Then they did it again on the third and four that followed for a 1 yard loss to force a punt. Second quarter on the next drive Sarrasin had a 6 yard sack on first and ten, and then held them to a 1 yard run on the following play to contribute to another punt. Third quarter would see Sarrasin repeat themself as they would have a 1 yard tackle for loss on a first and ten that would end in a three and out a few minutes into the quarter, and again just a couple of minutes later. They would also add a broken up pass on a first and ten late in the third quarter. Best play of the day for them came in the fourth quarter though on a third and fifteen where they picked off a pass just outside the red zone and even ran it back 5 yards.
Game seven of the doubleheader please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Game Minnesota Grey Ducks at Dallas Birddogs. Birddogs won 31 to 13. Offensive player of the game is running back Cobra Kai of the Dallas Birddogs with a stat line of 26 rushing attempts for 138 yards, an average run of 5.3 yards, a long of 12 yards, 3 touchdowns, and 1 reception for 7 yards.
Agent Tesla: Opening drive for Dallas and Kai had their first highlight in the form of a 10 yard run on a third and three, and their second highlight in the form of a 1 yard touchdown run on first and goal. Second quarter would see a similar highlight heavy drive as Kai started it with a 7 yard run on first and ten, kept it going with a 12 yard run on third and three, and added in a 9 yard run on the following first and ten for good measure. Two of their longest runs would come on the same drive in the third starting with an 11 yard gain on a second and one, and ending with a 12 yard run on a second and ten. That drive would end in a touchdown, but the next drive would end in a Cobra Kai touchdown as they ran it in from 4 yards out on a third and one. Fourth quarter Kai proved themselves all too deserving of this honor as they ran it five times in a row each for at least three yards on a drive that would end in a 7 yard touchdown run by them on second and five. Defense please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Defensive player of the game is linebacker Jim The Vampire of the Dallas Birddogs with a stat line of 7 tackles and 2 sacks.
Agent Tesla: The Vampire's first big play of the day came early in the fourth quarter on a first and ten where they sacked the quarterback for a 7 yard loss. An act they followed up on the very next play by doing much the same with a 5 yard sack on the second and seventeen play to help lead to a punt.
Last game of week nine and of the doubleheader please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Game Kansas City Coyotes at Norfolk Seawolves. Seawolves won 21 to 16. Offensive player of the game is running back Mr. Forty-Two of the Norfolk Seawolves with a stat line of 29 rushing attempts for 165 yards, an average run of 5.7 yards, a long of 16 yards, and 1 reception for 5 yards.
Agent Tesla: Third and two on their first drive of the day and Forty-Two kept the drive going with a 12 yard run. Midway through the second quarter Forty-Two would do it again with a 12 yard run on second and six. Their longest of the day would also come on that drive as they would get a 16 yard run on a first and ten, and another of their long runs with a 13 yard run on a third and five to set up a goal to go situation that would lead to points. Once more to defense please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Defensive player of the game is free safety Derek Wildstar of the Kansas City Coyotes with a stat line of 6 tackles, 1 sack, 1 forced fumble, and 1 fumble recovery.
Agent Tesla: Just a few minutes into the first quarter and Wildstar made their big play of the day at the forty-nine yard line with a tackle that knocked the ball out and the awareness to fall on it for the recovery. Late in the first Wildstar would have another contribution with a 6 yard sack on second and seven that would help lead to a punt.
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Agent Tesla: Hello again everyone! We are halfway through the season and I am happy to report it looks like the second half will be super exciting! Before we can get there though we have highlights from week seven to cover, and so my partner in this endeavor Sim Rep will please start us off with the first game!
Sim Rep: Game Bondi Beach Buccaneers at Minnesota Grey Ducks. Grey Ducks won 28 to 21. Offensive player of the game is running back Madison Hayes of the Minnesota Grey Ducks with a stat line of 21 rushing attempts for 140 yards, an average run of 6.7 yards, a long of 42 yards, 2 touchdowns, 4 receptions for 59 yards, an average reception of 14.8 yards, and a long of 19 yards.
Agent Tesla: You do not see 199 yards from scrimmage often and so congratulations on that Hayes! Hayes had their long reception come early in the second quarter on a third and six where they caught a pass for a 19 yard gain. It was a little later in the second quarter where they took off though with six runs in one drive all of which were for 4 or more yards for a total of 45 yards, and the capstone of the drive in the form of a 10 yard touchdown run on first and goal. Just before the fourth quarter Hayes had their most magnificent play on second and eight where they ran it 42 yards into the end zone for the touchdown. Tell us about defense please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Defensive player of the game is linebacker Sergio Kitchens of the Bondi Beach Buccaneers with a stat line of 13 tackles and 2 sacks.
Agent Tesla: First and ten late in the first quarter and Kitchens had their first highlight with a 6 yard sack that would ultimately lead to a punt on fourth down. Midway through the third quarter they did it again with a 6 yard sack on first down and this time it contributed to a three and out as it came on the initial first down.
Game two of week seven please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Game Kansas City Coyotes at London Royals. Royals won 23 to 10. Offensive player of the game is running back Terry Yaki of the London Royals with a stat line of 24 rushing attempts for 88 yards, an average run of 3.7 yards, a long of 13 yards, 1 touchdown, 2 receptions for 13 yards, an average reception of 6.5 yards, and a long of 11 yards.
Agent Tesla: Just after the two minute warning towards the end of the second quarter Yaki had their first long run good for 10 yards on a second and five. Just about halfway through the third on a first and fifteen after penalty Yaki was able to make up most of the yardage with their long reception of the day good for 11 yards. Late in the third quarter they would get the ball on first and goal and run it in for the 2 yard touchdown. Opening drive of the fourth quarter is where they had their longest play of the day though as they turned a first and ten into a 13 yard run to set up first and goal. Defense please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Defensive player of the game is linebacker Logan Sarrasin of the London Royals with a stat line of 6 tackles, 3 sacks, and 1 pass defended.
Agent Tesla: First play for Sarrasin and it was a big one with a 7 yard sack on third and eight to force a three and out around midfield. Third quarter on a third and five Sarrasin had a good tackle short of the line to gain to complete another three and out. Fourth quarter is where Sarrasin stepped up the most though starting with a 7 yard sack on second and seven as part of a three and out early in the quarter, and closing with a 7 yard sack on third and goal late in the quarter on a drive that would end in a turnover on downs after the next play.
Game three of the week please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Game Portland Pythons at Dallas Birddogs. Pythons won 13 to 10. Offensive player of the game is running back Cobra Kai of the Dallas Birddogs with a stat line of 28 rushing attempts for 108 yards, an average run of 3.9 yards, a long of 12 yards, 3 receptions for 44 yards, an average reception of 14.7 yards, and a long of 22 yards.
Agent Tesla: First quarter on a second and ten Kai gets the ball and runs it for a 10 yard gain. Right at the end of the first quarter Kai has their long run of the day on a first and ten good for 12 yards. Late in the second they would do it again with another 12 yard run on first and ten. Third and two in the third quarter and Kai gets the conversion with an 11 yard run. Their longest play of the day would wait until after the two minute warning in the fourth quarter where they would haul in a 22 yard reception on a first and ten to ut the team near midfield. Onto defense please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Defensive player of the game is free safety Moe Skeeter of the Portland Pythons with a stat line of 8 tackles and 1 sack.
Agent Tesla: Skeeter only really had one big highlight worthy play on the day, but in a game as close as this I believe you will agree with me when you see it that it is deserving of honors. The opposition has the ball down three in the closing seconds of the game on a fourth and seventeen for an obvious Hail Mary situation, and Skeeter swoops in with speed for a 5 yard sack for a turnover on downs to end the game.
Last game of the week please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Game Tijuana Luchadores at Norfolk Seawolves. Seawolves won 26 to 17. Offensive player of the game is running back Mr. Forty-Two of the Norfolk Seawolves with a stat line of 26 rushing attempts for 114 yards, an average run of 4.4 yards, and a long of 12 yards.
Agent Tesla: First and ten late in the first quarter and Forty-Two broke their first long run of the day of 11 yards. Just a few minutes later in the second quarter they would have another big play on a first and ten in the form of a 10 yard run. Their long of the day would also come in the second quarter on a late first and ten where they ran it 12 yards. Later that same drive they would get the ball three times in a row for a total gain of 17 yards to set up a first and goal that would lead to the second touchdown of the day for their team. Once more to defense please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Defensive player of the game is defensive end Bean Beanman of the Norfolk Seawolves with a stat line of 7 tackles, 3 for loss, and 2 sacks.
Agent Tesla: Beanman's first highlight is actually three in a row to start the game beginning with a tackle at the line of scrimmage on first and ten, followed by a 9 yard sack on second and ten, and finishing up with a tackle 1 yard behind the line of scrimmage on third and nineteen to bring up a fourth and twenty to cause a three and out to start the day. Second quarter saw Beanman's second sack good for 6 yards on a third and eight to force a punt.
That wraps up this week and we thank you for joining us once again! We wish you a most pleasant weekend and we hope to see you again next time!
Week #8&9 Broadcast
Agent Tesla: Hello and good time appropriate greeting dear readers! We are back from our unplanned holiday break to bring you highlights from the latest doubleheader of the Developmental Simulation Football League. So without further introduction start us of with the first game of week eight please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Bondi Beach Buccaneers at Tijuana Luchadores. Buccaneers won 30 to 14. Offensive player of the game is fullback Big Chungus of the Bondi Beach Buccaneers with a stat line 17 rushing attempts for 130 yards, an average run of 7.6 yards, a long of 77 yards, 2 touchdowns, and 1 reception for 10 yards.
Agent Tesla: Opening drive of the game and Chungus finished it off strong with an 11 yard touchdown run on a first and ten. They had their lone reception of the day on the next drive converting a third and seven with their 10 yard reception. Best play of the day by far though came right at the end of the second quarter as they took it on a third and six for 77 yards into the end zone for a touchdown. They did not stop there though as late in the third quarter they turned a second and two into a 10 yard run. Defense please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Defensive player of the game is cornerback Dee Pressing of the Tijuana Luchadores with a stat line of 5 tackles, 1 pass defended, and 1 interception.
Agent Tesla: Pressing's sole super stat on the sheet came in a clutch situation late in the fourth quarter. Deep in their own territory with the opposition just outside the red zone on a first and ten Pressing picked off the pass and returned it 10 yards to give their team possession roughly equivalent to getting a touchback after a punt.
Game two of week eight please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Portland Pythons at London Royals. Pythons won 7 to 6. Offensive player of the game is quarterback Lebron James III of the Portland Pythons with a stat line of 8 of 18 for 69 yards passing, an average pass of 8.6 yards, 1 touchdown, a passer rating of 73.6, 11 rushing attempts for 74 yards, an average run of 6.7 yards, and a long of 43 yards.
Agent Tesla: First play of the day for James III saw them run it 11 yards on first and ten. What won them this honor though was their fourth quarter performance starting with a long 43 yard run on second and nine, and ending in a third and goal 8 yard touchdown pass on the same drive. Doing it all out there! Onto defense please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Defensive player of the game is defensive tackle Fergus Callaghan Jr of the London Royals with a stat line of 5 tackles and 1 sack.
Agent Tesla: Callaghan's first stat sheet appearance came in the form of a tackle well short on second and six that would lead to a punt just a couple plays later. Their big play of the day though came at the end of the first quarter on a first and five where they got a 6 yard sack to set the opponent back. Early in the second Callaghan would show up on back to back plays by making a tackle at the line on first and ten, and then allowing just a 1 yard gain on second and ten to contribute to a forced punt.
Onto game three of the week please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Dallas Birddogs at Kansas City Coyotes. Birddogs won 27 to 17. Offensive player of the game is running back Cobra Kai of the Dallas Birddogs with a stat line of 27 rushing attempts for 128 yards, an average run of 4.7 yards, a long of 16 yards, 2 touchdowns, 2 receptions for 10 yards, an average reception of 5 yards, a long of 9 yards, and 1 touchdown.
Agent Tesla: Kai got their long play of the day out early on a first and ten just a few minutes into the first quarter where they ran for 16 yards. That drive would end in a 4 yard touchdown run by Kai on first and goal. Midway through the third quarter Kai had three highlights in a row starting with a 12 yard run on a third and four, continuing with a 10 yard run on the ensuing first and ten, and finishing it off with a 1 yard touchdown reception on first and goal. Second play of the fourth quarter and Kai ran it 13 yards on second and eight. Late in the fourth Kai completed their hat trick with a 4 yard touchdown run on second and goal. Defense please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Defensive player of the game is free safety Milk Mann of the Dallas Birddogs with a stat line of 8 tackles, 1 sack, 1 forced fumble, and 1 fumble recovery.
Agent Tesla: Early in the second quarter after a long pass on second and nine Mann made an outstanding play by forcing a fumble just shy of the red zone and scooped it up to in essence turn the reception into a punt. Third and eight on the opening drive of the third quarter and Mann made the stop short of the line to gain to lead to a fourth down punt. If all that was not good enough already Mann added a 7 yard sack on a third and twelve late in the third quarter as well.
Last game of week eight please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Game Norfolk Seawolves at Minnesota Grey Ducks. Seawolves won 24 to 17. Offensive player of the game is quarterback Ryan Negs of the Minnesota Grey Ducks with a stat line of 21 of 41 for 301 yards passing, an average pass of 14.3 yards, 2 touchdowns, 1 interception, a passer rating of 81.5, and 1 run for 1 yard.
Agent Tesla: Just before the second quarter could begin Negs faced a third and thirteen that they converted with a 26 yard pass to get across midfield. The second quarter would see them truly step it up though starting with a 28 yard pass on a third and ten to keep a drive alive. A drive that would end in a 21 yard touchdown pass by Negs on third and six. Late in the second Negs would convert a third and ten with a 12 yard pass to show terrific third down efficiency. Late in the third quarter Negs would have a dynamic drive starting with a 14 yard pass on second and seven, continuing with an 18 yard pass on first and ten, and finishing in a 16 yard touchdown pass on first and ten. Negs was not done with that though as they also converted a second and sixteen in the fourth quarter with a 21 yard pass, and had a good long 29 yard pass on third and twelve in the fourth to remind everyone of the third down prowess. Once more to defense please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Defensive player of the game is linebacker Alejandro Chainbreaker of the Minnesota Grey Ducks with a stat line of 10 tackles, 2 for loss, 1 sack, and 1 pass defended.
Agent Tesla: Late in the third quarter is when Chainbreaker really got started with a 6 yard sack on a first and ten that would help lead to a three and out. The fourth quarter they would do similar with a broken up pass on a first and ten just before the two minute warning on a drive that would end as a three and out.
First game of week nine please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Bondi Beach Buccaneers at Portland Pythons. Buccaneers won 13 to 10. Offensive player of the game is running back Anders Christiansen of the Portland Pythons with a stat line of 22 rushing attempts for 118 yards, an average run of 5.4 yards, and a long of 14 yards.
Agent Tesla: Just a few minutes into the third quarter and Christiansen had their best play of the day in the form of a 14 yard run on first and ten. They would also have a 10 yard run on a first and fifteen early in the fourth quarter. Only two real highlights, but a good job by Christiansen as they got positive yards on all but one of their runs. Next is defense please sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Defensive player of the game is linebacker Leonard Taylor of the Bondi Beach Buccaneers with a stat line of 14 tackles and 1 sack.
Agent Tesla: Taylor's big play of the day was part of a key stop as they got a 5 yard sack on second and six right around midfield to help force a punt. Fourth quarter they would do similar with a tackle at the line of scrimmage on second and five to once again help force a punt from right around midfield.
Week nine game two please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Game Tijuana Luchadores at London Royals. Royals won 17 to 0. Offensive player of the game is running back Drip Dad of the Tijuana Luchadores with a stat line of 28 rushing attempts for 97 yards, an average run of 3.5 yards, a long of 11 yards, 3 receptions for 21 yards, an average reception of 7 yards, and a long of 11 yards.
Agent Tesla: Drip's first highlight worthy play came towards the end of the second quarter on a first and ten that they converted with an 11 yard run good for their long of the day. Their other big play of the day came in the fourth quarter on a third and ten that saw them haul in an 11 yard reception that was also good for their long of the day. A lot of solid if not spectacular plays by Drip this game make for a well deserved honoree. Tell us about defense next please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Defensive player of the game is linebacker Logan Sarrasin of the London Royals with a stat line of 16 tackles, 5 for loss, 1 sack, 2 passes defended, and 1 interception.
Agent Tesla: Sarrasin's first of many negative plays came late in the first quarter on a second and one where they drove the runner back for a 3 yard loss. Then they did it again on the third and four that followed for a 1 yard loss to force a punt. Second quarter on the next drive Sarrasin had a 6 yard sack on first and ten, and then held them to a 1 yard run on the following play to contribute to another punt. Third quarter would see Sarrasin repeat themself as they would have a 1 yard tackle for loss on a first and ten that would end in a three and out a few minutes into the quarter, and again just a couple of minutes later. They would also add a broken up pass on a first and ten late in the third quarter. Best play of the day for them came in the fourth quarter though on a third and fifteen where they picked off a pass just outside the red zone and even ran it back 5 yards.
Game seven of the doubleheader please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Game Minnesota Grey Ducks at Dallas Birddogs. Birddogs won 31 to 13. Offensive player of the game is running back Cobra Kai of the Dallas Birddogs with a stat line of 26 rushing attempts for 138 yards, an average run of 5.3 yards, a long of 12 yards, 3 touchdowns, and 1 reception for 7 yards.
Agent Tesla: Opening drive for Dallas and Kai had their first highlight in the form of a 10 yard run on a third and three, and their second highlight in the form of a 1 yard touchdown run on first and goal. Second quarter would see a similar highlight heavy drive as Kai started it with a 7 yard run on first and ten, kept it going with a 12 yard run on third and three, and added in a 9 yard run on the following first and ten for good measure. Two of their longest runs would come on the same drive in the third starting with an 11 yard gain on a second and one, and ending with a 12 yard run on a second and ten. That drive would end in a touchdown, but the next drive would end in a Cobra Kai touchdown as they ran it in from 4 yards out on a third and one. Fourth quarter Kai proved themselves all too deserving of this honor as they ran it five times in a row each for at least three yards on a drive that would end in a 7 yard touchdown run by them on second and five. Defense please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Defensive player of the game is linebacker Jim The Vampire of the Dallas Birddogs with a stat line of 7 tackles and 2 sacks.
Agent Tesla: The Vampire's first big play of the day came early in the fourth quarter on a first and ten where they sacked the quarterback for a 7 yard loss. An act they followed up on the very next play by doing much the same with a 5 yard sack on the second and seventeen play to help lead to a punt.
Last game of week nine and of the doubleheader please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Game Kansas City Coyotes at Norfolk Seawolves. Seawolves won 21 to 16. Offensive player of the game is running back Mr. Forty-Two of the Norfolk Seawolves with a stat line of 29 rushing attempts for 165 yards, an average run of 5.7 yards, a long of 16 yards, and 1 reception for 5 yards.
Agent Tesla: Third and two on their first drive of the day and Forty-Two kept the drive going with a 12 yard run. Midway through the second quarter Forty-Two would do it again with a 12 yard run on second and six. Their longest of the day would also come on that drive as they would get a 16 yard run on a first and ten, and another of their long runs with a 13 yard run on a third and five to set up a goal to go situation that would lead to points. Once more to defense please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Defensive player of the game is free safety Derek Wildstar of the Kansas City Coyotes with a stat line of 6 tackles, 1 sack, 1 forced fumble, and 1 fumble recovery.
Agent Tesla: Just a few minutes into the first quarter and Wildstar made their big play of the day at the forty-nine yard line with a tackle that knocked the ball out and the awareness to fall on it for the recovery. Late in the first Wildstar would have another contribution with a 6 yard sack on second and seven that would help lead to a punt.
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