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Agent Tesla: Hello and good time appropriate greeting everyone! With an extra special hello to all our new friends! I am here today to bring the last highlights from the regular season of the DSFL accompanied by my good friend Sim Rep who represents the sim. So without any further introduction tell us about game one of week thirteen please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Game Norfolk Seawolves at Bondi Beach Buccaneers. Buccaneers won 57 to 3. Offensive player of the game is fullback Akil Ozymandias of the Bondi Beach Buccaneers with a stat line of 14 rushing attempts for 160 yards, an average run of 11.4 yards, a long of 68 yards, 2 touchdowns, and 1 touchdown reception of 25 yards.
Agent Tesla: Despite their phenomenal stat line Ozymandias' first highlight did not come until late in the first quarter when they converted a second and five with a 13 yard run. Midway through the second they would have their first score of the day turning a first and ten run into a 33 yard touchdown. The next drive they would do it again on a third and one by running it 68 yards for a touchdown. Late in the fourth quarter Ozymandias would do it one more time as they caught a 25 yard touchdown pass on first and ten to finish off the scoring for the game. Next is defense please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Defensive player of the game is free safety Jonasredfyld Gabjonson of the Bondi Beach Buccaneers with a stat line of 3 tackles, 1 pass defended, and 1 interception touchdown.
Agent Tesla: Gabjonson only took off starting in the second half, but they came in when it counted starting with a tackle short of the line to gain on a third and ten in the third quarter. Late in the third quarter they had their biggest play of the day on a fourth and eight where they picked off the pass around midfield and then ran it back 47 yards for the touchdown.
Game two of week thirteen please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Game Portland Pythons at Tijuana Luchadores. Pythons won 22 to 7. Offensive player of the game is quarterback Lebron James III of the Portland Pythons with a stat line of 15 of 27 for 188 yards passing, an average pass of 12.5 yards, 1 touchdown, a passer rating of 89.7, 2 rushing attempts for 18 yards, an average run of 9 yards, and a long of 15 yards.
Agent Tesla: After a relatively rough first half James III stepped up in clutch starting with a 15 yard run on first and ten midway through the third quarter. Fourth quarter they had a perfect drive though starting with a 32 yard pass to convert a third and eighteen. Later in that same drive they would have a 10 yard pass on a second and seven, and would immediately follow it with an 11 yard pass on first and ten. That drive would be capped off by a 20 yard touchdown pass on second and ten. Defense please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Defensive player of the game is free safety Moe Skeeter of the Portland Pythons with a stat line of 6 tackles, 1 sack, 1 pass defended, and 1 interception.
Agent Tesla: Near the end of the first quarter Skeeter had their first big play of the day on a first and ten where they picked off a pass inside their own red zone to prevent an almost sure score. Just a few minutes later in the second quarter they would contribute again with a sack on second and fifteen that would be a big part of forcing a three and out.
Next is game three please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Game Dallas Birddogs at London Royals. Royals won 20 to 14. Offensive player of the game is running back Cobra Kai of the Dallas Birddogs with a stat line of 14 rushing attempts for 108 yards, an average run of 7.7 yards, a long of 57 yards, 2 touchdown, 2 receptions for 14 yards, an average reception of 7 yards, and a long of 8 yards.
Agent Tesla: Kai stepped it up in the second quarter starting with a 14 yard run on a second and seven. They would also have a 3 yard touchdown run on first and goal later in the quarter. They would not see the ball again until the fourth quarter, but their next carry on second and seven would turn into a 57 yard touchdown run. Tell us about defense next please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Defensive player of the game is linebacker Logan Sarrasin of the London Royals with a stat line of 8 tackles and 3 sacks.
Agent Tesla: Sarrasin's first sack of the day came on a first and ten on the opening drive where they set the offense back 4 yards. Their second of the day waited until the third quarter on a third and eight where they knocked the offense back 7 yards to force a punt. Late in the third quarter they would do it again with a 6 yard sack on second and four that would be the key contribution to a three and out.
Last game of week thirteen please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Game Kansas City Coyotes at Minnesota Grey Ducks. Grey Ducks won 31 to 14. Offensive player of the game is running back Madison Hayes of the Minnesota Grey Ducks with a stat line of 23 rushing attempts for 125 yards, an average run of 5.4 yards, a long of 19 yards, 4 receptions for 35 yards, an average reception of 8.8 yards, and a long of 10 yards.
Agent Tesla: Just a few minutes into the first quarter and Hayes had their longest run of the day good for 19 yards on a first and ten. Towards the end of the first quarter they would also have their long reception of 10 yards on a second and four. Second quarter on a third and two Hayes ran it 10 yards to keep the drive going. Less than a minute to go in the first half and Hayes managed a 13 yard run on first and ten to put the team in field goal range. Hayes would tie their long reception mark midway through the third quarter on a first and ten as they caught another 10 yard pass for the conversion. Onto defense please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Defensive player of the game is strong safety Damian Blackfyre Sr (GM) of the Minnesota Grey Ducks with a stat line of 4 tackles, 3 passes defended, and 2 interceptions.
Agent Tesla: We do not celebrate bot players here and so instead are going to honor defensive end Makoto Otawara of the Minnesota Grey Ducks with their stat line of 5 tackles, 2 for loss, and 1 sack. Otawara's biggest play of the day came late in the second quarter on a second and ten where they secured an 11 yard sack. Late in the third they also added to a three and out starting with a tackle at the line of scrimmage on first and twenty-three, and followed by a tackle after just a 1 yard gain on second and twenty-three. They also had a stop on third and two at the line of scrimmage in the fourth quarter to force another three and out.
First game of week fourteen next please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Game Norfolk Seawolves at Tijuana Luchadores. Seawolves won 26 to 7. Offensive player of the game is quarterback Emi Rune of the Norfolk Seawolves with a stat line of 12 of 18 for 186 yards passing, an average pass of 15.5 yards, 3 touchdowns, a passer rating of 140.3, 3 rushing attempts for 44 yards, an average run of 14.7 yards, and a long of 46 yards.
Agent Tesla: Towards the end of the first quarter is when Rune put on their first display starting with a 27 yard pass completion on second and two, followed by a 39 yard pass completion on first and ten, and they would cap off the drive with an 11 yard touchdown pass. Their first drive of the second quarter they would do it again converting a third and thirty-one with a 38 yard pass, and scoring on the drive with a 5 yard touchdown pass on first and goal. First drive of the third quarter for them and Rune had one more dynamite drive that started with a 46 yard run by them on first and ten, and ended in a 14 yard touchdown pass. Defense please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Defensive player of the game is linebacker Devonte Crook of the Tijuana Luchadores with a stat line of 6 tackles and 1 sack.
Agent Tesla: Late in the first quarter Crook made a tackle close to the line of scrimmage on first and ten to set up a second and long that would snowball into a punt. Third quarter on a first and goal Crook made it a difficult one with a 6 yard sack. They would get in one more highlight in the fourth quarter with a tackle well short on a second and eleven play on a drive that would end as a three and out.
Week fourteen game two please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Game Dallas Birddogs at Portland Pythons. Pythons won 28 to 9. Offensive player of the game is running back Cobra Kai of the Dallas Birddogs with a stat line of 25 rushing attempts for 122 yards, an average run of 4.9 yards, a long of 10 yards, 3 receptions for 64 yards, an average reception of 21.3 yards, and a long of 38 yards.
Agent Tesla: Right at the start of the second quarter on a third and four Kai set their longest run of the day mark good for 10 yards and a conversion. Towards the end of the first half they had their best play of the day though as they made a 38 yard reception that took them to midfield. Third quarter on a second and five they tied their long run of the day of 10 yards. Fourth quarter Kai did it again through the air converting a third and six with a 19 yard reception. Defense please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Defensive player of the game is linebacker Ty Tyson of the Portland Pythons with a stat line of 8 tackles, 1 sack, and 1 pass defended.
Agent Tesla: Opening drive of the first quarter and Tyson came through when it counted with a 7 yard sack on third and three that would force the opposition to settle for a field goal. Final seconds of the first half and Tyson made a tackle on first and ten short of the line to gain and short of field goal range. Early in the third they would break up a pass attempt on a third and six to force a punt as well.
Game three of week fourteen please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Game London Royals at Kansas City Coyotes. Royals won 21 to 17. Offensive player of the game is running back Hehe Jamison of the London Royals with a stat line of 19 rushing attempts for 92 yards, an average run of 4.8 yards, a long of 10 yards, and 2 touchdowns.
Agent Tesla: Jamison's first touch of the day on the opening drive turned a first and ten into a 10 yard run. They would tie that as their long towards the end of the first quarter on a second and seventeen, and then finish off that late drive with a 5 yard touchdown run on a second and three play. Just before the fourth quarter on first and goal Jamison ran the ball in from 4 yards out for the touchdown. Opening drive of the fourth quarter and they tied their long again with a 10 yard run on second and four. Once more to defense please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Defensive player of the game is linebacker Logan Sarrasin of the London Royals with a stat line of 9 tackles, 1 for loss, and 2 sacks.
Agent Tesla: Sarrasin's first highlight was a superb 7 yard sack on third and ten in the third quarter to force a punt. Just a few minutes later on a first and ten Sarrasin would do it again with a 7 yard sack that would lead to a three and out. Midway through the fourth Sarrasin would help cause another three and out with a first and ten tackle at the line of scrimmage and a second and ten tackle short of the line to gain.
Last game of the regular season please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Game Bondi Beach Buccaneers at Minnesota Grey Ducks. Grey Ducks won 12 to 10. Offensive player of the game is running back Madison Hayes of the Minnesota Grey Ducks with a stat line of 26 rushing attempts for 120 yards, an average run of 4.6 yards, a long of 11 yards, 1 touchdown, 5 receptions for 51 yards, an average reception of 10.2 yards, and a long of 27 yards.
Agent Tesla: The touchdown drive was the Hayes hour as it started with them making a 13 yard reception on first and ten, they would go on to have runs of 5 yards, 9 yards, 9 yards, 6 yards, 10 yards, and finally a 1 yard touchdown run over the course of the rest of the drive. Early in the second quarter they would see their long run of the day of 11 yards on a second and fifteen. Although they would tie that mark in the fourth quarter on a first and ten. Closing minutes of the game Hayes had their best play of the day come in the form of a 27 yard reception on first and ten to help run out the clock. One more time to defense please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Defensive player of the game is linebacker Alejandro Chainbreaker of the Minnesota Grey Ducks with a stat line of 12 tackles, 1 for loss, 1 sack, and 1 pass defended.
Agent Tesla: Opening drive of the game on a third and nine Chainbreaker made the stop after just 3 yards for a three and out. Towards the end of the first quarter they would do one better with a tackle for -3 yards on a third and three for another three and out. Second quarter showed they were key to three and outs with a tackle short of the line on a third and five play to force a third three and out. The very next drive they would have a 6 yard sack on a second and ten, and then make the tackle well short of the line to gain on third down to force a punt as well.
That is all the highlights for the regular season in the books, but we still have some good playoff games left to cover. We hope you enjoy them!
Playoffs Broadcast
Agent Tesla: Hello everyone! I hope you are doing well this weekend and looking forward to the upcoming Ultimini! Before that though we have the semifinals to cover and so to start us off we will go with the SFC game. Please take it away Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Game Norfolk Seawolves at Bondi Beach Buccaneers. Buccaneers won 27 to 0. Offensive player of the game is fullback Big Chungus of the Bondi Beach Buccaneers with a stat line of 27 rushing attempts for 126 yards, an average run of 4.7 yards, a long of 13 yards, 2 touchdowns, 3 receptions for 20 yards, an average reception of 6.7 yards, a long of 9 yards, and 1 touchdown.
Agent Tesla: Chungus took a while to really get going, but with less than a minute left in the first half they ran in a 5 yard touchdown on first and goal for their first highlight of day. Midway through the third quarter they would pop up again with a 6 yard touchdown reception on first and goal. Late in the third on a third and ten they would have their longest play of the day with a 13 yard run on first and ten. Late in the fourth quarter Chungus would find the end zone one more time for the hat trick with a 1 yard touchdown run on first and goal. Defense please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Defensive player of the game is defensive end Uber BotJ (GM) of the Bondi Beach Buccaneers with a stat line of 5 tackles and 1 sack.
Agent Tesla: We do not celebrate bots anyway, but also think that someone else had a better stat line anyway. So instead we will honor linebacker Chet Larson of the Bondi Beach Buccaneers with a stat line of 4 tackles, 1 for loss, 1 sack, and 1 pass defended. First drive of the game on third and seven Larson broke up the pass to force a punt. Early in the second quarter on a second and twenty Larson sacked the quarterback for a 5 yard loss as part of a three and out. Fourth quarter they would make a play that might as well be a sack as they tackled the quarterback 4 yards behind the line of scrimmage on second and ten to help force another three and out.
We are now onto the NFC game please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Game London Royals at Portland Pythons. Pythons won 23 to 13. Offensive player of the game is running back Anders Christiansen of the Portland Pythons with a stat line of 23 rushing attempts for 103 yards, an average run of 4.5 yards, a long of 9 yards, and 1 touchdown.
Agent Tesla: Midway through the first quarter on a second and two Christiansen would have one of their longest runs of the day of 8 yards for the first down. Their long run of the day came in the second quarter on a third and twelve where they ran it 9 yards. They would have another good run in the third quarter with an 8 yard on a first and ten, and they then got the first down with a 3 yard run on second and two. Their reliable running throughout the game would finally pay off on the final play of the game as Christiansen ran it in for a 7 yard touchdown on second and goal. Defense please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Defensive player of the game is defensive tackle Fergus Callaghan Jr of the London Royals with a stat line of 5 tackles, 2 sacks, and 1 forced fumble.
Agent Tesla: First quarter saw Fergus' biggest play of the day as they got a 6 yard sack that made the opponents cross midfield the wrong way and forced a fumble. Second quarter saw their second sack as they set the opposition back 6 yards on first and ten as part of a three and out.
Thank you for joining us once again and we will see you again soon with Ultimini highlights!
Ultimini Broadcast
Agent Tesla: Hello and good time appropriate greeting everyone! I hope you enjoyed the Prospect Bowl announcement yesterday and enjoy the game today even more, but before that we have the highlights from the Ultimini for you. So with only one game to cover let us get right into it Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Game Bondi Beach Buccaneers at Portland Pythons. Buccaneers won 20 to 17. Offensive player of the game is running back Anders Christiansen of the Portland Pythons with a stat line of 22 rushing attempts for 127 yards, an average run of 5.8 yards, a long of 12 yards, 1 touchdown, 2 receptions for 15 yards, an average reception of 7.5 yards, and a long of 10 yards.
Agent Tesla: Midway through the second quarter on a second and two Christiansen had their best play of the day as they ran in a 12 yard touchdown good for their longest run of the day. Towards the end of the second quarter Christiansen started off a drive with a 10 yard run on first and ten, and followed it up by tying their long with a 12 yard on the following first and ten. Early in the third Christiansen would convert a first and ten with an 11 yard run as they continued their great game. Their highlight reel would end late in the fourth on a third and four where they tied their long with another 12 yard run. Defense please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Defensive player of the game is linebacker Matty Martinsson of the Portland Pythons with a stat line of 10 tackles, 2 sacks, and 1 fumble recovery.
Agent Tesla: Martinsson had a great game starting with a tackle at the line of scrimmage on third and four in the first quarter. They also closed out the first quarter with a tackle at the line of scrimmage on a third and two to force another punt. In the second quarter Martinsson would appear on a first and ten where they fell on top of a fumble forced by a teammate to take possession around midfield. Arguably their best play of the day came in the third quarter on a third and nine where their 6 yard sack forced their opponent to settle for a field goal. Late in the fourth on second and six Martinsson had their last big play of the day in the form of another 6 yard sack that would help lead to a three and out.
That wraps up Season 26 of the DSFL and we hope you enjoyed the journey! I hope to be able to bring you highlights again next season and either way we wish you all well!
