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Week #4 Broadcast
Agent Tesla: Hello and good time appropriate greeting everyone! I am hopped up on caffeine and here to bring you as many highlights as I can muster from week four. Joining me in this endeavor as always is the entity I refer to as Sim Rep who will please be kind enough to start us off with the first game of the week!
Sim Rep: Game Tijuana Luchadores at Minnesota Grey Ducks. Grey Ducks won 48 to 7. Offensive player of the game is quarterback Kazimir Oles Jr of the Minnesota Grey Ducks with a stat line of 26 of 40 for 397 yards passing, an average pass of 9.9 yards, 5 touchdowns, 1 interception, a passer rating of 126.8, and 1 rushing attempt for 5 yards.
Agent Tesla: After a rough first drive Oles Jr came through in clutch to end the first quarter with a 22 yard touchdown pass on third and ten. Then with less than a minute left in the quarter they did it again with a 22 yard touchdown pass on first and ten. Opening drive of the second quarter and Oles Jr made it a hat trick with a 14 yard touchdown pass on second and five. Early in the fourth quarter on second and nine Oles Jr completed their longest pass of the day good for 56 yards, and then just a couple plays later found the end zone once again with a 22 yard touchdown pass on second and twenty-one. Back half of the fourth quarter on second and ten Oles Jr found the end zone for the fifth time with a 13 yard touchdown pass. Defense please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Defensive player of the game is linebacker Marcus Jones of the Tijuana Luchadores with a stat line of 8 tackles, 2 for loss, and 2 sacks.
Agent Tesla: Opening drive of the day and on second and ten Jones got behind the line for a 10 yard sack that knocked the opponent back across midfield. Closing of the second quarter and on third and fourteen Jones got a 1 yard tackle for loss to end the drive and the half. Near the end of the third quarter on first and ten Jones killed the drive early with a 7 yard sack that led to a three and out. Just before the two minute warning to end the game Jones got a 1 yard tackle for loss on second and two that was enough to help lead to another three and out.
Tell us about game two of the week please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Game Dallas Birddogs at Norfolk Seawolves. Birddogs won 36 to 21. Offensive player of the game is running back Erik Gaare of the Dallas Birddogs with a stat line of 25 rushing attempts for 126 yards, an average run of 5 yards, a long of 15 yards, 2 touchdowns, 3 receptions for 44 yards, an average reception of 14.7 yards, and a long of 38 yards.
Agent Tesla: Opening drive of the day on third and ten Gaare found the soft spot to make a reception good for a 38 yard gain. Then a few plays later on first and ten ran all the way for a 10 yard touchdown. Second and five late in the second quarter Gaare kept their drive alive for a two minute drill with a 10 yard run. Partway through the third on second and seven Gaare did it again with a 10 yard run, and just a few minutes later managed 12 yards on a first and ten run. Last drive of the third quarter and Gaare opened it up with a 15 yard run on first and ten. Late in the fourth quarter on second and goal Gaare powered through for the 2 yard touchdown as well. Onto defense next!
Defensive player of the game is cornerback Hououin Kyouma of the Norfolk Seawolves with a stat line of 6 tackles and 2 passes defended.
Opening drive of the second quarter and on third and two Kyouma broke up the pass that led to the opponent settling for a field goal attempt. Third and twenty in the back half of the third Kyouma did it again to force the opponent to settle for a long field goal attempt.
Third game of the week next please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Game Kansas City Coyotes at Portland Pythons. Coyotes won 20 to 14. Offensive player of the game is wide receiver Troy Abed of the Kansas City Coyotes with a stat line of 6 receptions for 133 yards, an average reception of 22.2 yards, a long of 44 yards, and 1 touchdown.
Agent Tesla: Early in the second quarter on a second and eighteen Abed made the conversion with a 22 yard reception. First and ten late in the second quarter Abed made their best play of the day with a 44 yard reception in the end zone for their lone touchdown of the day. Late in the fourth quarter on third and five Abed kept the drive alive with an 11 yard reception, and then just a play later made a 30 yard reception on second and four to get into field goal range. Defense please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Defensive player of the game is linebacker Elliot Hord of the Portland Pythons with a stat line of 8 tackles and 2 sacks.
Agent Tesla: Second and thirteen halfway through the first quarter and Hord dropped the quarterback 10 yards back with a sack that led to a fourth down punt. Later in the second quarter on first and ten Hord got behind the line again for a 7 yard sack.
Last game of the week next please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Game London Royals at Bondi Beach Buccaneers. Royals won 34 to 17. Offensive player of the game is running Kiara Tenoh of the London Royals with a stat line of 25 rushing attempts for 182 yards, an average run of 7.3 yards, a long of 19 yards, and 1 touchdown.
Agent Tesla: Halfway through the first quarter on second and five Tenoh converted with a 16 yard run, and then proved it was a good down for them by managing 12 yards on another second and five just a couple minutes later. Closing minutes of the first quarter and on first and ten Tenoh got just what was needed with a 10 yard run, and then less than a minute later ran for 14 yards on second and four. Midway through the second quarter Tenoh managed a solid set of plays starting with a 13 yard run on second and four, followed by their long of the day of 19 yards on first and ten, and just a few plays later a similar 17 yard run on third and four to set up a first and goal. Partway through the third quarter Tenoh opened the drive with a 10 yard run on first and ten, kept it alive with a 12 yard run on third and four, and closed it out with an 11 yard touchdown run on first and ten. After all that Tenoh proved they still had some tread on the tire with a 12 yard run on second and one in the fourth quarter. Once more to defense please!
Defensive player of the game is defensive end Tomme Salami of the Bondi Beach Buccaneers with a stat line of 3 tackles.
Opening drive of the second half and on third and five Salami held them to just 1 yard to close out the drive as a three and out. Late in the fourth quarter on third and eleven Salami did it again with a tackle at the line of scrimmage to close out a three and out.
Week #5&6 Broadcast
Agent Tesla: Hello and good time appropriate greeting everyone! I am newly recognized Highlights Princess Tesla and I am joined today by my associate Sim Rep to bring you highlights from the latest DSFL doubleheader. Introductions out of the way and so please start us off with the first game of week five Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Game Dallas Birddogs at Tijuana Luchadores. Birddogs won 14 to 13. Offensive player of the game is wide receiver Jason Waterfalls of the Tijuana Luchadores with a stat line of 8 receptions for 110 yards, an average reception of 13.8 yards, a long of 34 yards, and 1 touchdown.
Agent Tesla: First quarter on a third and ten Waterfalls was chased after as they hauled in a 34 yard reception to continue the drive. They added another third and ten conversion later in the drive with a 10 yard reception to set up a first and goal. Second quarter on third and two Waterfalls showed what down they were best at with a 24 yard reception to get right outside the red zone. Then just a few plays later on third and goal Waterfalls came through again with a 3 yard touchdown reception. Fourth quarter and Waterfalls remained clutch with a 12 yard reception on a late third and eight, and an 8 yard reception on a fourth and one. Defense please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Defensive player of the game is defensive end LeBron Brady Jr. of the Dallas Birddogs with a stat line of 5 tackles, 2 for loss ,and 1 sack.
Agent Tesla: Brady waited until the third quarter to make their first big move, but made it count when they did with a 6 yard sack on a first and ten that ultimately led to a missed field goal on a fourth and sixteen. First and ten on the next drive Brady Jr. made the tackle behind the line of scrimmage to help cause a three and out. Late in the fourth quarter on first and ten Brady Jr. did it once more with a 2 yard tackle for loss that led to a three and out.
Tell us about week five game two please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Game Minnesota Grey Ducks at Norfolk Seawolves. Grey Ducks won 27 to 3. Offensive player of the game is running back John Huntsman of the Minnesota Grey Ducks with a stat line of 27 rushing attempts for 200 yards, an average run of 7.4 yards, a long of 19 yards, 1 touchdown, 2 receptions for 6 yards, an average reception of 3 yards, and a long of 5 yards.
Agent Tesla: Huntsman's first touch of the day was on a first and fifteen in the first quarter where they ran for 18 yards to set a high bar for the day. Late in the second quarter on first and ten Huntsman did it again with a 16 yard run. That set off a chain just a play later as they ran for 12 yards on first and ten, 17 yards on first and ten, 7 yards on first and ten, 1 yard on second and three, and finally for a 13 yard touchdown on third and two with seconds left in the half. Third quarter on second and ten Huntsman set their long of the day with a 19 yard run. A mark they tied near the end of the quarter with a 19 yard run on first and ten. Huntsman followed that up immediately with a 12 yard run on first and ten. Last play of the game was also a Huntsman carry good for 13 yards on third and eleven to run out the clock. Defense please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Defensive player of the game is defensive tackle Daniel O'Leary of the Minnesota Grey Ducks with a stat line of 7 tackles and 1 sack.
Agent Tesla: Opening drive for the team and O'Leary made the stop on first down after just a yard, and only gave up 2 on the second run to help start the day off right with a three and out. Late in the first on a third and one play O'Leary made the tackle just short of the line to gain to complete another three and out. Second quarter just a few minutes left and on third and three O'Leary made the tackle short to force a field goal attempt. Finally on second and ten late in the fourth quarter O'Leary broke into the backfield for an 11 yard sack that would ultimately lead to a turnover on downs.
Game three week five please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Game Bondi Beach Buccaneers at Portland Pythons. Pythons won 16 to 3. Offensive player of the game is running back Noah Johns of the Portland Pythons with a stat line of 23 rushing attempts for 123 yards, an average run of 5.3 yards, a long of 16 yards, 3 receptions for 17 yards, an average reception of 5.7 yards, and a long of 7 yards.
Agent Tesla: First quarter with less than two minutes to play Johns broke free on a second and six for a 13 yard gain. Similarly late in the second quarter on a third and five Johns ran for a 16 yard gain. Opening drive of the second half and Johns converted a second and seven with a 16 yard run. Much later in the quarter on second and ten Johns ran for 11 to get a first down. Time to talk about defense please!
Defensive player of the game is cornerback Cayson Nzeocha of the Bondi Beach Buccaneers with a stat line of 3 tackles, 1 sack, 1 pass defended, and 1 interception.
Just before the end of the first quarter on second and nine Nzeocha popped up at their own forty yard line to pick off a pass, although they got knocked back 1 yard as they made the catch to set their offense up at the thirty-nine yard line. Second quarter on a third and thirteen Nzeocha made the stop short of the line to gain to force a field goal attempt. Then in the fourth quarter they did it again with a tackle just short on third and ten to force a long field goal attempt that failed. Nzeocha also ruined the next drive with a 6 yard sack on third and two.
Week five last game please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Game Kansas City Coyotes at London Royals. Royals won 23 to 17. Offensive player of the game is wide receiver Troy Abed of the Kansas City Coyotes with a stat line of 7 receptions for 138 yards, an average reception of 19.7 yards, a long of 87 yards, and 1 touchdown.
Agent Tesla: Late in the third quarter on third and five Abed made their move as they zigzagged their way through the crowd of bodies into the end zone for an 87 yard touchdown reception that caused the fans in the bleachers to stand up and salute! Next is defense please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Defensive player of the game is defensive end Lucid Dreams of the London Royals with a stat line of 3 tackles, 1 sack, 2 forced fumbles, and 1 fumble recovery.
Agent Tesla: Late in the third quarter on second and five Dreams not only made the tackle short of the line to gain, but they forced a fumble on top of it that was returned by a teammate for a 1 yard gain. After that they had one more big play late in the game as they succeeded in an 11 yard sack on a first and ten, and forced a fumble that they recovered with a 1 yard return.
Tell us about the first game of week six next please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Game Kansas City Coyotes at Tijuana Luchadores. Coyotes won 27 to 24. Offensive player of the game is wide receiver Troy Abed of the Kansas City Coyotes with a stat line of 4 receptions for 163 yards, an average reception of 40.8 yards, a long of 74 yards, and 2 touchdowns.
Agent Tesla: Second quarter with just about five minutes left in the first half, and on third and twelve Abed caught a big time pass as they hauled in a 67 yard touchdown reception. Opening drive of the second half and on second and nine Abed made a 74 yard touchdown reception. Onto defense please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Defensive player of the game is linebacker Dexter Hall of the Kansas City Coyotes with a stat line of 8 tackles, 2 for loss, and 1 sack.
Agent Tesla: Opening drive of the second quarter and on second and goal Hall got into the backfield for a 5 yard sack that would force the opponent to settle for a field goal. Early in the third quarter on third and five Hall gave up just 1 yard to force a punt. Finally in the fourth quarter on first and ten Hall had a 1 yard tackle for loss that helped lead to a failed field goal attempt.
Week six game two please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Game Norfolk Seawolves at Portland Pythons. Seawolves won 31 to 17. Offensive player of the game is running back Noah Johns of the Portland Pythons with a stat line of 19 rushing attempts for 115 yards, an average run of 6.1 yards, a long of 16 yards, 1 touchdown, and 1 reception for 2 yards.
Agent Tesla: First and fifteen in the second quarter and Johns did one better with a 16 yard run. To close out that drive Johns got into the end zone with a 9 yard touchdown run on first and goal. Late in the second quarter on first and ten Johns ran for 15 yards, and then just a few plays later converted a second and two with an 11 yard run to cross midfield. Defense please Sim Rep!
Defensive player of the game is linebacker Jared Crowe of the Norfolk Seawolves with a stat line of 7 tackles, 1 forced fumble, and 1 pass defended.
Early drive in the second quarter and on first and ten Crowe broke up the pass to keep the opponent backed up against their own end zone. Midway through the fourth quarter on first and ten Crowe made the tackle short of the line to gain, however what makes this a highlight is they were able to force a fumble that was fallen on by one of their teammates to take over in opponent territory.
Game three week six please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Game London Royals at Dallas Birddogs. Birddogs won 31 to 24. Offensive player of the game is running back Erik Gaare of the Dallas Birddogs with a stat line of 26 rushing attempts for 112 yards, an average run of 4.3 yards, a long of 23 yards, and 2 touchdowns.
Agent Tesla: Second to last play of the first quarter and Gaare converted a second and five with a 10 yard run. A play that proved especially important as they opened the second quarter with a 1 yard touchdown run on first and goal. Just after the two minute warning for the first half Gaare turned a second and eight into a 23 yard run play. Then with just about two minutes left in the third quarter Gaare ran in another 1 yard touchdown on third and goal. Defense please Sim Rep!
Defensive player of the game is defensive end Lucid Dreams of the London Royals with a stat line of 5 tackles, and 3 for loss.
First and ten on Dreams first play of the day and he got into the backfield for a 1 yard tackle for loss. Late in the third quarter on third and inches Dreams stood the offense up for a partial loss, and then on fourth and one Dreams had another 1 yard tackle for loss; this time that led to a turnover on downs.
Last game of the doubleheader please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Game Minnesota Grey Ducks at Bondi Beach Buccaneers. Grey Ducks won 38 to 21. Offensive player of the game is running back John Huntsman of the Minnesota Grey Ducks with a stat line of 34 rushing attempts for 201 yards, an average run of 5.9 yards, a long of 51 yards, 4 touchdowns, 2 receptions for 10 yards, an average reception of 5 yards, and a long of 6 yards.
Agent Tesla: Opening drive for Huntsman and they had a terrific trio of plays with a 12 yard run on second and six, a 14 yard run on first and ten, and finally a 1 yard touchdown run on first and goal. The first play of the second quarter saw Huntsman run in a 36 yard touchdown on first and ten. Second drive of the second quarter and Huntsman opened it up with a 51 yard run on first and ten, and then finished the job with a 1 yard touchdown run on first and goal for the hat trick. Just for good measure Huntsman added a 17 yard touchdown run on second and nine late in the fourth quarter. Once more to defense please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Defensive player of the game is linebacker David Frank of the Minnesota Grey Ducks with a stat line of 11 tackles and 1 sack.
Agent Tesla: Opening drive of the day and on second and thirteen Frank found the quarterback for an 11 yard sack. Late in the first quarter on a second and ten Frank made the tackle right near the line of scrimmage to help lead to a three and out. Third quarter on a late third and thirteen Frank did it again with a tackle near the line to force a fumble. Fourth quarter Frank was two parts of a potential three and out with a tackle allowing less than a yard on both first and ten and third and eight.