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Week #7 Broadcast
Agent Tesla: Hello and good time appropriate greeting dear readers! We are at the halfway point of the season and here with more highlights for you. Sim Rep please get us started with the first game of week seven!
Sim Rep: Game Tijuana Luchadores at Norfolk Seawolves. Luchadores won 34 to 24. Offensive player of the game is running back Miracle Whip of the Tijuana Luchadores with a stat line of 22 rushing attempts for 116 yards, an average run of 5.3 yards, a long of 27 yards, 1 touchdown, and 1 reception for 1 yard.
Agent Tesla: Opening drive of the day and Whip started it off right with a 13 yard run on the first play from scrimmage, just a couple plays later Whip converted a second and five with an 11 yard run, and to close out the drive on third and five Whip ran in a 27 yard touchdown. Midway through the first on first and ten Whip had a trio of terrific plays right in a row with a 14 yard run on first and ten, an 8 yard run on first and ten, and finally a 12 yard run on second and one. Time to talk defense please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Defensive player of the game is free safety Kelvin Harris of the Norfolk Seawolves with a stat line of 6 tackles, 2 passes defended, and 2 interceptions.
Agent Tesla: Partway through the first quarter on first and ten Harris ended a drive on the first play by picking off the pass, although they got knocked back 4 yards in the process of completing the catch they did give possession in field goal range. Closing minute of the third quarter on first and fifteen Harris picked off the pass again, but this time managed to return it 26 yards before being stopped just inches from the end zone.
Week seven game two please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Game Bondi Beach Buccaneers at Kansas City Coyotes. Coyotes won 28 to 18. Offensive player of the game is running back Rejoignez LOrdreSombre of the Kansas City Coyotes with a stat line of 25 rushing attempts for 168 yards, an average of 6.7 yards, a long of 69 yards, and 2 touchdowns.
Agent Tesla: Halfway through the first quarter on a first and ten to start a drive LOrdreSombre found a nice opening for a 69 yard touchdown run. Opening drive of the second quarter and they found a couple more opportunities with both a 14 yard run on second and two, and an 18 yard run on first and ten. Late in the second on second and goal LOrdreSombre got in with a 1 yard touchdown run. Partway through the third quarter on second and two LOrdreSombre converted with an 11 yard run that set the team up in field goal range. Defense please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Defensive player of the game is defensive end Amabacus Fitted of the Kansas City Coyotes with a stat line of 3 tackles, 2 sacks, 1 forced fumble, and 1 fumble recovery.
Agent Tesla: First and goal on the one yard line early in the first quarter, and Fitted found the quarterback for a 10 yard sack that set the offense back enough they ended up settling for a field goal. Closing minute of the game on first and ten Fitted found the quarterback again for a 6 yard sack, but did one better by forcing a fumble they were able to return 1 yard to set their team up for victory formation.
Game three week seven please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Game Minnesota Grey Ducks at Dallas Birddogs. Grey Ducks won 33 to 22. Offensive player of the game is quarterback Ricky Stanzi of the Dallas Birddogs with a stat line of 19 of 32 for 355 yards passing, an average pass of 11.1 yards, 2 touchdowns, 2 interceptions, a passer rating of 92.6, 3 rushing attempts for 4 yards, an average run of 1.3 yards, and a long of 6 yards.
Agent Tesla: Opening drive of the day and the first time a team reached third down Stanzi turned the third and four into a 30 yard pass completion to enter the red zone. Closing seconds of the first half and on first and ten Stanzi connected on a 59 yard pass to enter the red zone once again. Stanzi's first play of the second half came on a second and nine where they found the open receiver for a 46 yard touchdown pass. Their second play of the second half was a 58 yard pass completion on first and ten to set up first and goal. Then their third play was a 1 yard touchdown pass on second and goal. One of the last plays of the third quarter and Stanzi connected for 29 yards on first and ten. Defense please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Defensive player of the game is free safety Jacob Raske of the Minnesota Grey Ducks with a stat line of 1 tackle, 2 passes defended, 2 interceptions, and 1 defensive touchdown.
Agent Tesla: Late in the first quarter on first and ten Raske ran to the ball before the receiver and picked it off with a 14 yard return to take over in opponent territory. Third and one late in the fourth quarter and Raske would not be stopped again as they picked off the pass, and then ran back a 74 yard return into the end zone for a touchdown!
Tell us about the last game of week seven next please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Game Portland Pythons at London Royals. Royals won 20 to 9. Offensive player of the game is kicker Toy Robot of the Portland Pythons with a stat line of 2 for 2 on 20 to 29 yard field goals, 1 for 1 on 50+ yard field goals, 8 punts for 336 yards, an average punt of 42 yards, a long of 55 yards, and 1 inside the 20.
Agent Tesla: Fourth and five halfway through the first quarter and Robot made a long kick of 51 yards to tie up the game. Late in the first quarter on fourth and three Robot helped their team take the lead with a 25 yard field goal. Partway through the third quarter on fourth and goal Robot allowed their team to come away with points once again off a 26 yard field goal to take the lead again. Once more to defense please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Defensive player of the game is strong safety Steve Atwater Jr. of the Portland Pythons with a stat line of 6 tackles, 1 sack, and 1 forced fumble.
Agent Tesla: First quarter on a second and five Atwater Jr. made the tackle well short of the line to gain to help lead to a field goal attempt on fourth down. Later in the second quarter on a second and eight Atwater Jr. made a big time play as they got a 10 yard sack, and forced a fumble to add the cherry on top.
Week #8&9 Broadcast
Agent Tesla: Hello and good time appropriate greeting dear readers! It is Thursday and that means DSFL game day, but it also means highlights from the latest DSFL doubleheader! So we are going to jump right into it please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Game Tijuana Luchadores at Portland Pythons. Luchadores won 23 to 10. Offensive player of the game is quarterback IsHe... ReallyInvisible of the Tijuana Luchadores with a stat line of 25 of 34 for 275 yards passing, an average pass of 8.1 yards, 2 touchdowns, a passer rating of 116.7, 7 rushing attempts for 9 yards, an average run of 1.3 yards, and a long of 6 yards.
Agent Tesla: Opening of the second quarter and on first and ten ReallyInvisible found their target for a 25 yard completion. Just a play later on second and ten ReallyInvisible connected on a 30 yard pass good for their long of the day. Same drive on third and five ReallyInvisible converted with a 12 yard completion, and then found the end zone for a 14 yard touchdown pass on first and ten. Early in the fourth quarter on a second and eleven ReallyInvisible completed a 21 yard pass for the first down. Back half of the fourth quarter saw ReallyInvisible complete a 13 yard pass on second and four to set up a first and goal, and then they found the end zone with a 2 yard touchdown pass to secure a two score lead. Defense please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Defensive player of the game is linebacker Elliot Hord of the Portland Pythons with a stat line of 8 tackles, 1 for loss, 1 sack, 1 forced fumble, 1 fumble recovery, and 1 pass defended.
Agent Tesla: First and ten late in the first quarter and Hord broke up the pass to help lead to a field goal attempt rather than a touchdown. Second and nine late in the second quarter and Hord made the tackle behind the line of scrimmage to help lead to a three and out. Opening play of the fourth quarter Hord found the quarterback for a 6 yard sack on third and two to force a punt. Late in the fourth quarter on first and ten Hord made the tackle short of the line to gain, and forced a fumble they were able to recover without a return.
Onto the second game of week eight please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Game Norfolk Seawolves at Bondi Beach Buccaneers. Buccaneers won 35 to 28. Offensive player of the game is running back Tron Carter of the Bondi Beach Buccaneers with a stat line of 26 rushing attempts for 125 yards, an average run of 4.8 yards, a long of 17 yards, and 2 touchdowns.
Agent Tesla: Near the end of the first quarter Carter made their first big play of the day as they ran for 16 yards on first and ten. Second quarter on first and goal Carter made it into the end zone for a 1 yard touchdown run. Then with less than a minute left in the quarter Carter managed another long run of 17 yards on a first and ten. Early in the fourth quarter on second and eight Carter made a move to the tune of an 11 yard gain to get into potential field goal range. Later in the quarter Carter had three more big plays starting with a 14 yard run on a first and ten, continuing with a 13 yard run on second and eight, and finishing it all off with a 1 yard touchdown run on first and goal that would ultimately win the game. Defense please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Defensive player of the game is free safety Chathack'rius Smith IV of the Bondi Beach Buccaneers with a stat line of 7 tackles, 1 pass defended, and 1 interception.
Agent Tesla: Partway through the fourth quarter on a second and nine at the Norfolk thirty yard line Smith IV made their move as they picked off the pass and ran it back 9 yards to just outside of the red zone.
Week eight game three please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Game Dallas Birddogs at Minnesota Grey Ducks. Birddogs won 59 to 36. Offensive player of the game is quarterback Kazimir Oles Jr of the Minnesota Grey Ducks with a stat line of 28 of 48 for 444 yards passing, an average pass of 9.2 yards, 3 touchdowns, 3 interceptions, and a passer rating of 84.
Agent Tesla: First quarter and Oles Jr came out quickly with a 39 yard pass completion on a first and ten to set up a first and goal, and then found the end zone with a 3 yard touchdown pass on said first and goal. Just a few minutes later Oles Jr turned a second and eight into a 44 yard completion to set up another goal to go opportunity. Second and ten late in the second quarter and Oles Jr connected on a 56 yard pass to give their team a field goal opportunity. Late in the third quarter Oles Jr connected on a trio of positive passes starting with a 14 yard completion on second and 11, followed by an 8 yard completion on first and ten, and finished off by a 14 yard touchdown pass on second and one. Closing seconds of the fourth quarter and Oles Jr managed one more magnificent play in the form of an 84 yard touchdown pass on first and ten. Defense please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Defensive player of the game is linebacker Scooter McGee of the Dallas Birddogs with a stat line of 9 tackles, 1 for loss, 1 pass defended, and 1 interception touchdown.
Agent Tesla: Early in the third quarter on a second and ten McGree made the tackle short of the line to gain, and then managed a 1 yard tackle for loss on third and three to lead to a three and out. Opening drive of the fourth quarter and on third and twenty McGee made the tackle near the line of scrimmage to help lead to a field goal attempt. Their best play came late in the game though on a first and ten where they picked off the pass and ran it back 20 yards into the end zone for a touchdown.
Last game of week eight please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Game London Royals at Kansas City Coyotes. Coyotes won 38 to 17. Offensive player of the game is quarterback Gimmy Jaroppolo Jr. of the Kansas City Coyotes with a stat line of 21 of 37 for 257 yards passing, an average pass of 6.9 yards, 3 touchdowns, a passer rating of 105.3, and 1 rushing attempt for 0 yards.
Agent Tesla: Their opening drive of the second quarter and Jaroppolo Jr. got off to a good start with a 52 yard pass play on second and one. Then made the start even better with an 11 yard touchdown pass on second and ten just a couple minutes later. Late in the second quarter on first and ten Jaroppolo Jr. connected on a 28 yard pass play to set up a goal to go opportunity, and then Jaroppolo Jr. found the end zone again with a 4 yard touchdown pass on that first and goal. Right before the end of the third quarter Jaroppolo Jr. did it again with a 17 yard touchdown pass on third and three. Defense please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Defensive player of the game is cornerback Siege Cameron of the Kansas City Coyotes with a stat line of 6 tackles, 2 passes defended, and 1 interception.
Agent Tesla: Midway through the third quarter on a third and eight Cameron made their biggest play of the day as they picked off the pass at the opponent sixteen yard line, and then they returned it 4 yards for good measure. Later in the fourth quarter Cameron came through again with a broken up pass on third and ten to help lead to a turnover on downs.
Tell us about week nine next please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Game London Royals at Tijuana Luchadores. Luchadores won 34 to 14. Offensive player of the game is quarterback IsHe... ReallyInvisible of the Tijuana Luchadores with a stat line of 23 of 37 for 265 yards passing, an average pass of 7.2 yards, 3 touchdowns, 2 interceptions, a passer rating of 88.2, 3 rushing attempts for 24 yards, an average run of 8 yards, and a long of 18 yards.
Agent Tesla: Opening drive of the day for Tijuana and ReallyInvisible capped it off well with a 10 yard pass on a first and ten; that was quickly followed by an 18 yard touchdown pass on first and ten. Early second quarter ReallyInvisible connected on their longest pass of the day good for 44 yards to convert a second and ten. Late in the third quarter ReallyInvisible kept a drive alive with a 20 yard pass on first and ten, and then followed through a minute later with a 3 yard touchdown pass on first and goal. Fourth quarter on first and goal ReallyInvisible finished their hat trick with a 1 yard touchdown pass. Running out the clock later in the fourth quarter ReallyInvisible connected on a big 23 yard pass play on a first and ten, and added an 18 yard run on the following first and ten to their highlight reel. Defense please Sim Rep!
Defensive player of the game is cornerback Savior Hawkins of the London Royals with a stat line of 7 tackles and 2 passes defended.
Near the end of the third quarter on a second and three Hawkins broke up the pass, and although the team allowed another first down Hawkins shut down the drive on third and seventeen with a tackle well short of the line to gain to force a punt. Opening drive of the third quarter and Hawkins did even better with a tackle just short of the line to gain on second and five, and followed it up with a broken up pass on third and one for a three and out.
Game two week nine please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Game Kansas City Coyotes at Norfolk Seawolves. Tie game at 37. Offensive player of the game is quarterback Gimmy Jaroppolo Jr. of the Kansas City Coyotes with a stat line of 18 of 45 for 370 yards passing, an average pass of 8.2 yards, 4 touchdowns, a passer rating of 99.3, and 1 rushing attempt for 4 yards.
Agent Tesla: Opening drive of the day and just Jaroppolo Jr.'s second pass of the day was a 30 yard completion on second and ten, and they followed it up with an 11 yard touchdown pass on first and ten. The next drive near the end of the first was even more impressive though as on second and twenty Jaroppolo Jr. found the end zone with a 58 yard touchdown pass. Then did similarly just a minute later on first and ten with a 32 yard touchdown pass for the first quarter hat trick. After a rough second quarter Jaroppolo Jr. kicked it back into gear late in the third quarter with a 30 yard pass on first and ten to reach midfield. Once at midfield they found the end zone with a 50 yard touchdown pass on second and eight for their fourth touchdown of the game. Fourth quarter on third and eight Jaroppolo Jr. did what they needed to do and then some with a 45 yard completion to cross midfield. Defense please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Defensive player of the game is defensive end Malik F. Doom of the Norfolk Seawolves with a stat line of 13 tackles, 1 sack, and 1 forced fumble.
Agent Tesla: Doom's biggest play of the day came late in the third quarter on a third and twelve where they were able to knock the quarterback 10 yards back with a sack, and forced a fumble on top of it for the near perfect play. In overtime Doom came through in clutch with a tackle near the line of scrimmage on first and ten as well to help lead to a punt.
Week nine game three please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Game Bondi Beach Buccaneers at Dallas Birddogs. Birddogs won 48 to 7. Offensive player of the game is running back Erik Gaare of the Dallas Birddogs with a stat line of 18 rushing attempts for 105 yards, an average run of 5.8 yards, a long of 18 yards, and 1 touchdown.
Agent Tesla: First quarter and Gaare's first big play of the day came in the form of an 11 yard run on a second and eight. Just a few minutes later on first and goal Gaare made it in with a 1 yard touchdown run. Late in the second quarter on first and ten Gaare managed their longest run of the day of 18 yards to get away from their own end zone. Closing seconds of the first half and Gaare converted a second and eight with an 11 yard run. Opening drive of the second half and Gaare converted a first and ten into a first and goal with a 17 yard run. Then a few minutes later tied their long of the day with an 18 yard run on first and ten to set up another first and goal. Defense please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Defensive player of the game is free safety Darius Severance of the Dallas Birddogs with a stat line of 3 tackles, 2 passes defended, 2 interceptions, and 1 defensive touchdown.
Agent Tesla: Opening drive of the day and Severance picked off the pass on third and twelve, although they did not get to return it at all in the process of completing the catch. Late in the first quarter on third and two Severance picked off the pass again, but this time ran it back 42 yards into the end zone for a touchdown!
Last game of week nine please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Game Minnesota Grey Ducks at Portland Pythons. Pythons won 34 to 7. Offensive player of the game is running back Jax Baker of the Portland Pythons with a stat line of 23 rushing attempts for 107 yards, an average run of 4.7 yards, a long of 43 yards, 1 touchdown, and 1 reception for 8 yards.
Agent Tesla: Late in the first quarter Baker had their longest play of the day in the form of a 43 yard run to convert a third and four by getting into the red zone. Second quarter they had another big time play with a 7 yard touchdown run on third and seven. Once more to defense please Sim Rep!.
Sim Rep: Defensive player of the game is defensive tackle ILove HotSalads of the Minnesota Grey Ducks with a stat line of 3 tackles, 1 for loss, 1 sack, 1 forced fumble, and 1 fumble recovery.
Agent Tesla: Partway through the first quarter on first and ten HotSalads made a fire move with a 1 yard tackle for loss. Second and ten in the second quarter saw them do at least twice as much though as they got into the backfield for an 11 yard sack, and forced a fumble that they were able to recover without a return.
Thank you for joining us once again and we hope you enjoy the games tonight friends!